This is probably not for you. It's science fiction (bordering on fan fiction?), which will immediately turn a lot of people off. It features themes of humiliation and emasculation, homosexuality, hotwifing/cuckolding and the metric system. No matter how good or bad this ends up, I suspect the comments will be more entertaining, provided anybody reads this. In space, no one can hear you cream.
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"The station's orbit is continuing to decay, sir. We have maybe 12 hours at most before we enter the planet's atmosphere. It's possible that some interior portions may survive re-entry, but they won't survive impact. On the freak occurrence that they do, the average surface temperature is 1000 c and that's if we don't land directly in a lava flow."
"Thank you, Philips. We're all well aware of how dire the situation is. What we need are solutions. Fahey, hows that translation coming?"
Captain Bradley Bron, sat exasperated, awkwardly perched on a curved metal fin protruding, from the wall. It had strangely placed round divots, two of which would occasionally illuminate softly and then fade out. It was the closest thing resembling furniture in the room, but they theorized it might possibly be a control of some kind. Even sitting, he was an imposing figure. Barrel-chested, broad-shouldered, athletic build with a high tight haircut and what was normally an neat full beard, but now becoming as disheveled as the rest of them.
The crew was investigating an abandoned alien structure orbiting a Venus-like planet, when an unknown system was activated, locking them all inside. The sudden energy expenditure depleted any power to systems keeping the station's orbit stable and the extra weight of their docked shuttle had started its drift towards the planet.
Initial scouting had indicated the station was safe and remarkably had a breathable atmosphere. The structure's age and who built it was unknown, but even rough estimates indicated it predated any human activity in the area by thousands of years. Curiosity got the better of everyone and they had thrown caution to the wind taking so much of the crew, the captain included, on board.
Stuck in the room they assumed was the control center, was Captain Bron, Chief engineer Philips, Exolinguistics Specialist Colin Fahey, the youthful Crewman Curt Williams, and Chief Science Officer Alice Bron, the captain's wife. Stuck in an adjacent room were Junior Science Officer Mara Jennings, Chief Medical Officer David Krycek, and Xenobiologist Tomas Thompson. The doors and bulkheads were robust enough that they were effectively soundproof and blocked transmission between their communicators. There was a rumor that Jennings, Krycek and Thompson were a throuple, which lead to one of the only sources of levity for the crew stuck in the command center, speculating what they might be doing to pass the time.
Answering the captain's question from a moment ago, Fahey replied,
"I'm still not convinced they used verbal or written language as we know it captain. These markings I thought might be writing are heavily worn. It could just be random surface damage or chemical erosion." Fahey was mid 40's with an almost delicate birdlike frame, though somehow still athletic and toned. You had to stay fit in space. He had wispy thin reddish blond hair and now had visible stubble. He continued "There are some odd energy fluctuations and periodically released chemical compounds I was talking to the triple touch team about before they got sealed in the other room. We were speculating they may have had some kind of telekinesis as well as communicated with odor, given the regularity and specific combinations of the chemical emissions from these panels on the walls."
"Ugh, I was trying to ignore the stink panels." said Philips. "They smell oddly er um personal."
"We should count ourselves lucky." Said Alice Bron. "And you're right. There are few compounds released by those panels that aren't released from our own bodies. Certainly nothing dangerous or toxic. The idea of communicating through odor is in no way odd or far fetched. We do it all the time, just not with the same deliberateness and nuance as our verbal communication. This may have been a species with a complex olfactory language!"
"Kinda smells like my bunk back on the ship" Williams said with a chuckle. Williams was 23. Technically an adult and had passed the necessary proficiency exams to be part of the crew, but he was mostly certainly a bonehead. He had short black hair and an olive complexion, with green eyes, sharp cheek bones and an absurd thin mustache. He had a reputation on the ship of being something of a ladies man, seducing female crew single and some not so single. He'd also been known to occasionally seduce the more attractive male crew when he was bored. He was somehow both repulsive and alluring, though upsettingly more alluring than repulsive. He still had that certain smugness of youth that only time and disillusionment can beat out of you.
"I haven't had the pleasure" Philips croaked with sarcasm, wincing. Williams smirked.
Suddenly the door to the adjoining room shot open. Krycek and Thompson tumbled in both naked from the waist down, Krycek fully erect, Thomson flaccid, but engorged like he just had been and Mara on the other side of the door, looking like she had just tumbled backwards, was completely naked, laying on her back with her feet on the floor, knees up, partially sat up on he elbows, her cunt obviously red and inflamed from recent abuse, shining and slick with god know what fluids from who, but probably from Thomson who was losing his dribbling erection, though not from apparent shame. The most bewildering part was the expressions on their faces. There was not a trace of embarrassment, shock, or shame. They all shared the look of profound achievement and pride. They could not be more pleased with themselves.
"I knew it!" Exclaimed Mara.
"Hey, that's our line." Philips retorted.
"Will one of you tell me what the hell is going on?" barked Captain Bron.
"Brainwaves!" Thompson blurted out. "The aliens had to have been telekinetic"
"Our scans of the energy transmissions looked familiar and it suddenly occurred to us it looked like the brainwaves of someone who was having an orgasm." Said Krycek.
"A female orgasm." Mara added.
"An assisted female orgasm" Thompson corrected.
"That's right. The scan patterns of brainwaves of people orgasming are slightly different depending on the type of orgasm and whether or not it's self administered or assisted." Said Krycek.
Captain Bron shifted slightly on his makeshift seat. Suddenly the door shot closed again.
"Shit!" Said Krycek "Mara is still stuck on the other side."
"We're going to have to repeat the experiment." Said Thompson.
"Now just wait a minute." Said Captain Bron. "The only way to open the doors is with assisted female orgasms?"
"As far as we know." Said Krycek. "We know that works and we don't really have the luxury of time to explore all other possibilities."
"Well, I guess the good and bad news is that the only woman in this room is your wife, Captain." Said Thompson.
Krycek shot Thompson a stern almost panicked look.
"Jesus. Which part is which." Said Philips
"Well, we've all been in close quarters before. There's nothing to be shy about and you don't get the captain's chair unless you can perform under pressure." Asserted Captain Bron, puffing his chest out a little. You up to save the day, Alice?"
Alice flushed and looked down a little. Strange coming from her. She was not the demure or bashful type. A brilliant scientist standing at 1.77 meters (5' 10"), she had the figure of a goddess drawn by Frank Frazetta. In kind, she had dealt with a lot of shit and dismissive attitudes and could more than hold her own with any verbal opponent, and most physical as well. But now she looked reserved in an unusual and peculiar way.
"Brad." Alice said in a tone serious though intended to sound comforting, like a pillow carved out of ice. "I need to talk to you."
"It's a parabolic room, Alice. There's not really any privacy in here." Said Captain Bron.
Of course Alice knew this. The architecture of the room was such that sound traveled unusually well. A whisper at one end could be heard at the other as if it was being delivered directly into your ear.
"It's just that. Oh fuck." Said Alice.
"Alice, we're officers first. More so, we're senior officers with a responsibility to get everyone out of here alive. I need you to be candid." Said Captain Bron.
"You haven't made me cum in years." Alice stated tersely. "But I don't think it's you" She back pedaled. "I can rarely even make myself orgasm. I was getting treatment from Dr Krycek.."
Williams stifled a guffaw.
"Oh god, not like that you little creep" Alice fired.
"Alice is inorgasmic. I believe it's a side effect of the infection she contracted on Altus 9." Said Dr Krycek