"Well, looky there," Mel says.
It's a little past 10AM on a beautiful Saturday morning in late June. My wife is on top of me riding my hard cock for the first time in over a month and, apparently, looking out the damn bedroom window while she's doing it. She pauses, so I prop myself up on my elbows and look across the street. "Must be the new neighbors," I say as I watch a 30-something man and woman get out of their pickup across the street. No kids, I notice. "Can we introduce ourselves later?" I said, feeling slightly frustrated. "Now keep giving me that hot cunt, baby." She put her big tits in my face and her wet snatch was again sliding up and down on my cock as any thoughts of the neighbors disappeared into a rush of orgasmic fucking bliss (at least for me, anyway).
We watched our new neighbors move in over the next two days from the comfort of our front porch swing. The woman, who my wife Melissa spoke to briefly, is named Sherry and is looking pretty damn good working in Daisy Dukes and tank tops, even from across the street. She has blonde hair, a great figure, gorgeous legs (my weakness) and a nice tan. Seems friendly and outgoing, though she's talked only to Mel. Her husband (I assume) reminds me of a well-groomed Neanderthal. He's about the same height as his lovely wife, very stocky with a buzz cut and, from a distance, he appears to be covered in tattoos and piercings. I'm thinking he and I will have nothing in common and likely won't be doing the friendly neighbor cookout scene together. I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but my doubts about our friend potential were confirmed on Day 4 when he rode his big Harley-Davidson home and parked it in his garage. That damn thing will wake the dead, I believe, and there's no doubt that we'll have to hear it come and go at all hours. I've always heard that women love bikers. Must be true. How would an ugly brute like him get a hot little number like Sherry otherwise?
Mel and I are in our 40s. I'm 47 and a retired electrician. I'm slightly over 6 feet tall and 185 pounds. Woman have found me attractive most of my life (not to brag). I play golf for fun and ride a mountain bike to try to stay fit and I still have most of my hair and all my teeth. Mel is 44 and works part-time at her friend's diner in town and doesn't give a damn about outdoor fun or exercise. She's 5'2" and 150 pounds with a nice ass and big tits, which she complains about constantly. Being a guy, I think a little back pain would be worth having very attractive cleavage, but what do I know. Her long brown hair extends down her back almost to her ass and is naturally thick and curly. She has big brown eyes that now require corrective lenses, but I think the glasses make her look hot. She disagrees. She really can be sexy when she wants to be - she just never wants to be. I would describe our sex life as normally boring and frequently mechanical - Mel sees nothing wrong with it and refuses to try anything new or even talk about. Adult discussions between a man and his wife are not something Mel sees any value in. I'm not a sex maniac type of guy, mind you, but I do like to get fucked more than Mel is willing to fuck me, and that's been true for the majority of our marriage. I've resorted over the years to internet porn and motion-lotion workouts with my girlfriend Palma Fingers while Mel is waiting tables at the diner. Absolutely fucking sad, I know. Feel sorry for me if you'd like.
How am I retired at 47, you ask (or even if you didn't)? Well, I had a very forward-thinking businessman father who, in 1960, 12 years before his only child (me) was born, bought a very large plot of land outside of town that nobody thought was worth a nickel. He left it to me in his will, and as sometimes happens, in 2013, that 120 acres was appraised at and sold for 48 million nickels (20Gs an acre) and just like that Home Depot had their first land purchase for a new store location and I was officially retired. Today, the store sits nicely as the anchor of a fairly nice strip mall and it's attracted to the area the normal variety of fast food restaurants and gas stations. Mel doesn't need to work, of course, but she helps her friend, Nancy, in her diner with the breakfast and lunch crowds Monday through Friday to have something to do (and truth be known, to get away from me for a few hours each day).
A few weeks after moving in, Sherry finally says something to me. I'm standing out by the street looking through my mail when she walks out to her mailbox.
"Howdy neighbor! I'm Sherry Dawson! You must be Cal, right? Melissa mentioned your name."
I'm looking at her and I can't take my eyes off the cleavage she's displaying with her tightly fitting, low cut tank top. I'm a dog, I know, but she's putting it out there. Sherry looks to be about 5'5" tall and probably weighs 120 lbs. soaking wet. Her shoulder length blonde hair looks shiny and healthy even in the ponytail she has it in. Her breasts are large for her size, but do not look store-bought. Her teeth are as straight and white as any I've ever seen, and I always, always, always notice a woman's teeth. If a woman won't take care of her mouth, she won't take care of anything else either (guys, too, by the way). "Nice to meet you, Sherry Dawson," I said. "How are you liking your new house?"
"Liking it so far, but there's a lot to do, still," she said. "I'm getting things situated, but it's slow going. Doug isn't much help after the boxes and furniture are inside the house." She laughs at her admission and tosses her blond ponytail. I notice her brilliant blue eyes and her very sexy mouth that seems to pout, even when she's smiling. She reminds me of a young Goldie Hawn. I was totally mesmerized.
"I'm guessing Doug is your husband?" Are all cavemen named Doug, I wondered.
"Boyfriend. Don't imagine you've met. He's not the most outgoing guy around, for sure." She's trying to make eye contact with me, but my eyes are on her chest and I just can't move them up. She smiles at me. "So, Cal, you lived here long?"
"We've been in this house for 16 years now, so we've seen a few neighbors come and go. We still love this old place in the suburbs and this old neighborhood, even though the urban sprawl seems to be creeping closer and closer every year. So, where did you and your husband live before?"
"Syracuse, New York for the last 9 years. Doug's a long haul truck driver. Believe it or not, we actually met at a truck stop in Greensboro, where I was working. I was born and raised in Greensboro. We saw each other every time he was in town and liked spending time together, so I quit my dead end job and moved to New York to be with him. I'm really liking being back in small town North Carolina, though."
"Columbus really is a nice place to live." We're talking, but I'm having a hard time concentrating on our conversation because there's just so much good stuff to draw my attention. "So Doug got transferred here?" I asked.
"Well, no, not exactly. He got laid off at the company he was driving for and decided to buy his own truck and be his own boss. We moved here because his younger brother and his family moved here 3 years ago and love it. His brother has a small horse farm over in Landrum, South Carolina." (Landrum is a small town right over the state line.)
"Will he be parking his truck on the street here?" I ask. Their driveway is much too small for a truck that size and, again, I'm wondering how much noise this dude will be making coming and going.
"No," she said. "His brother told him he could park the truck at his place since he has so much room. Doug likes to work, so I doubt the dang thing will be parked anywhere for very long."
She turned and finally opened her mailbox, saying she was glad that they were finally getting their mail here. I got a better look at her fine ass wrapped tightly in her short shorts and her legs were to die for. "It's really good to meet you, Cal. Don't be like my boyfriend - say hello once in a while!"
"Well, thank you," I said. "It's not often I get to meet a beautiful and sexy neighbor, so I'll be saying hello a lot."
She blushed and smiled. "Well, thank you back". She started to walk away, but stopped. "So Cal, what do you do for fun here in exotic Columbus?"
"Well Sherry Dawson, there is all kinds of fun to be had around here. You'll see," I said playfully.
She smiled at me and I believe she glanced down at the slight bulge in my shorts. "Maybe when I get to know you better, I'll fill you in on what I think is fun. Right now, I can tell you that I love to jog when it's not so hot. I like to play tennis and ride a bicycle, too. I love gardening and being outside. You'll see me outside a lot."