Slow Velocity Karma
A prequel to High Velocity PSA. Barbara's back-story.
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November 29
I gently held the thick penis between the thumb and forefinger of my left hand. I studied it briefly, especially the urethral opening. With my right hand I slowly pulled at the plastic tube that had been placed inside the patient's organ. The end popped out, and some pee splashed onto my hand, onto the patient's testicles.
"Sorry," he said.
"Don't worry about it. I'm wearing gloves. It's normal to leak a bit for a few days." I took a damp washcloth, cleaned off his genitals, then patted them dry. "It's also normal not to be able to get an erection for a day or so after having a catheter removed. But in a hospital that shouldn't be an issue."
"I get worked up every time I look at you, honey. Come check on me in a few hours; you'll see how I feel."
I wanted to slap him. No, I wanted to raise the head and foot of the bed at the same time. Fold him in half and crush his enormous belly, along with his fat dick. Guy Longtin was a disgusting person, but he was rich, and the head of fundraising at the hospital wanted me to get a big donation from him. He owned Guy's Gentlemen's Club, a strip club in the nicer part of town. Crushing patients was against hospital regulations, so I had to find another way to stop his crude behavior.
"Checking out your erection isn't part of my job description. Lift your bum, and I'll slide the diaper under you. Try not to pee in your pants; use the bottle." I hung the plastic urinal on his bedrail. Reminding a man of his inability to control his pee was usually enough to stifle any amorous intentions.
Not for Guy Longtin. I came back a few hours later. Bill Richards, a bouncer from his club was visiting again. He had a pleasant smile, and wasn't especially large, like clichΓ©d bouncers are supposed to be. I approached Guy. "Are you dry?"
" I think so. I'm not sure. How can I tell?"
I told Richards to wait outside, put on fresh gloves, and opened the diaper, checking his groin. His penis responded immediately. It wasn't hard, but it was certainly extended. His equipment was impressive, though overshadowed by his massive beer gut.
"Sorry, nurse. You're just so hot. Those breasts, that ass... My dick is in love. If you changed your job description to dancing at my club, you would make a lot more money than you're getting here."
"My job description isn't changing." I pulled away the diaper and straightened the waterproof pad under him. "An orderly will be in shortly to get you ready for sleep. You can ask him if he wants to dance at your club." I walked out, nodding at Richards as I left.
December 1
The bouncer was sitting with Guy when I came to do the patient discharge. I reviewed the history of Guy's treatment, what to do if further symptoms arose, and how to take his medications. I personally thought he had never been that sick, and the hospital admitted him in part because they wanted to solicit a donation from a grateful patient. That was now up to me. I sat on Longtin's bed and took his hand in mine.
"Mr. Longtin, I've enjoyed looking after you while you're here. You've got a unique sense of humor, you haven't complained, or rung the bell constantly. You've cooperated with all your treatments and responded intelligently to the doctors. You've treated all of us with respect, and we appreciate that. I hope you feel as positive as we do about your experience as a patient."
"Mrs. Abbot, firstly, none of my friends call me Mr. Longtin. We don't have to be so formal. Please, it's Guy. May I call you Barbara?"
I squeezed his hand in assent.
"It's been terrific here, Barbara. You know that in my line of work I spend my days with naked women, all working hard to turn on the sex appeal so they can make a good living. You, with a stethoscope around your neck and your baggy scrubs, are as much of a turn-on as the bare breasts and asses I'm constantly in contact with. I want to apologize for my inappropriate erections while you were touching me. You're a terrific, caring nurse and you've made me feel good every time you came into the room. Your husband must be a very happy man."
"We're very happy together, thank you. Guy, Saint Andrew's is a non-profit hospital. Our survival depends on the goodwill and help of our patients and community. You have a reputation as a successful businessman. Could I solicit you to make a generous contribution to Saint Andrew's?"
Guy's eyes lit up. "Bill, give Barbie a couple of hundred dollars for the hospital, please."
"Actually Mr... Guy, we were hoping for something more significant. We have many programs for providing recognition for major donors."
"Oh." Guy closed his eyes in seeming concentration as Bill put his wallet back in his pocket. "Can I think about it?"
I squeezed his hand again. "Sure."
"Tell you what, Barbie. It's something I would best consider while sitting at my desk. Could you come to my club tomorrow night, around nine, and we'll discuss how generous the donation should be?"
That didn't make sense. How much he donated depended only on how much he felt like donating. I didn't want to rebuff him though. "I wish I could, but I have two young children at home. I couldn't ask my husband to watch them while I go out to a strip club."
"Listen, don't worry about your safety when visiting my club. We have a higher class of patron, and when you come, I will assign Bill to take care of you. You will be his only interest while you're there. He may not look fierce, but he's an ex Marine. He can chew bullets and spit them out, or be gentle as a kitten, as needed."
I looked over at Bill. His visage was smiling, cheerful, but his casual demeanor exuded an aura of extreme menace.
"If anyone wants to make trouble for you, I'll make sure they regret it the instant they think of it."
My employer had given me a task, which now had become a personal challenge. I had an idea. "My husband is taking the kids to see his parents this weekend. Which is better for you- Friday or Saturday?"
Guy's face lit up. He reached for my thigh, gave it a squeeze, and removed his hand. "Friday at nine-thirty would be great. I'll tell the greeter I'm expecting you. You won't regret this."