Abby sat with her friends at Starbucks, like she did every Wednesday after work. They gathered around her friend Lindsey's phone watching a TikTok that had gone viral recently.
"I don't think you know how big 12 inches is." The woman in the video held up a tape measure. "Do you see that? Where is that going? Not in here! The average gal is gonna get about THIS much." The redhead in the video pointed to the 3 inch marker on the tape measure. "Maybe 4 inches MAX. But the rest of that? A waste. We need to end the myth that a bigger dick means a better dick. I don't need my cervix bruised. It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat. Amen."
After the TikTok ended, the four girls put the phone down and looked at each other.
"Well she's right ya know." Said her friend Alexis.
"Yeah, when Todd and I make love I'm in too much pain to actually enjoy it." Seconded Lindsey.
"Ok, ok I will admit- I was a little bit of a slut in college and to be honest she's right. I've never not felt like I was dying after sex with a big dick. Anymore, if I see a guy's bigger than seven inches I will ghost him afterwards." Erica chimed in.
"Wow." Abby said. "I guess I never really thought about it. I've only ever been with two guys, Jake and then a guy I was with in high school."
"Damn really? I've been with about 20." Erica laughed. "And let me tell you, the smaller the better."
"I don't know... Jake's 10 inches and our sex has always been... ok."
"Just ok? Not amazing?"
"Holy shit 10 inches?!" Alexis interjected. "How are you not dead??"
"It does hurt sometimes." Abby admitted. "But aren't big dicks supposed to be the best? That's what they always say."
"Nah, that's just a cultural thing." Alexis insisted.
"I agree, it's kinda like how when our parents were our age it was considered unattractive to have a big butt. My mom used to get bullied and called 'big booty Bridget' but now that'd be considered a compliment. I think it all harkens back to sociology. Big asses weren't even mainstream until that Sir Mix-a-Lot song 'Baby Got Back' in 1992. And then, of course, it didn't catch on immediately. In that Arnold Schwarzenegger film from 94' 'True Lies', the villain brags his girl has an ass like a-"
"We get it Lindsey, we've all seen the clip." Alexis interrupted.
"I know, I'm just saying! Women didn't even shave their pusses until 2004! Before then it was considered weird to be shaven!"
"Well, I think you get the point Abby."
***
On her drive home Abby had much to think about. Were her friends right, was smaller really better? She wasn't sure how big her first boyfriend's dick was but they were both virgins so it makes sense that the sex wasn't good. But as for Jake? Sex was ok. It hurts sometimes and he was always very eager, not always giving her enough time to get wet. He loved getting his dick sucked and had a lot of dick to suck. After five years of marriage, it might be nice to try something new.
***
When Abby got home she found no one there, even though she saw her husband's car in the drive way. As she toiled in the kitchen to make herself a snack, her husband emerged from the basement, probably playing video games. He made his way over to her and without a word she found herself on her knees with him pulling down his sweatpants. Out sprang a massive cock, 10 inches in size it was so big it dangled towards ground.
"Don't you want to ask me about my day?" Abby asked as he shoved his cock in her face and she, in an act of submission to her husband, opened her mouth up to his cock.
It was not fun. Her husband's cock was so long she gagged on it as he penetrated her throat. She also did not appreciate the fact that he didn't so much as try to talk to her before he went straight to sex. He always seemed more concerned with fucking than with her feelings.
"Oh fuck!" He gasped as his dick started ramming the back of Abby's throat as he got closer and closer to orgasm. "Shit!" Jake then pulled out his cock from Abby's mouth and showered her face with cum, even getting some in her hair. The spurts of cum seemed never ending and by the end her entire face looked like a toaster strudel.
"Good job bitch." Jake said as he pulled up his underwear and made his way to the bathroom.
"What? No thank you card?!" Abby yelled as he walked down the hall. She was soaked with cum and had to go all the way upstairs to clean herself off.
***
"I'm tired of feeling so unappreciated." Abby explained to her friend Erica.
"I know, I know but... are you sure this is such a good idea?"
"I make twice as much as him, it's my name on the mortgage. What's he gonna do?"
"I don't know, get so mad he murders you?"
"Please, that only happens on TV."
"So you're setting up a fake dating profile?" Erica had a confused look on her face.
"Yes. Well kinda. You see if I used my own name and face then someone I know might see and either tell my husband or I might hear about it at work. But if I use pictures from a woman that looks like me and just change the spelling of my name on the profile, then nobody will know but the guy won't feel disappointed either cause I'm still just as hot.
"You know, if you just wanted to have an affair you don't need to go through this much trouble. There are bars full of horny men everywhere."
"Yeah, but I want to find one with a small penis."
"I guess that would be a bit harder. Men won't own up to it cause they're still stuck in the past." Erica mused. "Well, let me know how it goes. I know I'm right about small dicks."
***
Abby created a Hinge and Tinder profile (she didn't feel like bothering with Bumble) and used pictures of a random girl she found on Facebook that kinda looked like her. Same long brunette hair, same tits the size of oranges. She then used the name "Abbi" that way the guy would still end up basically calling her by her real name.
It wasn't long after she set up her profile that she was flooded with messages. She talked to each and every one of them and eventually got around to asking them how big their dick was. The guys that said over six inches she immediately ghosted and then the ones that said six or less (nobody ever said lower than five but in her heart she knew all guys lie about the size of their dicks).
She ended up choosing a guy, Gabe, that when she asked said his dick was five inches but based on the picture it looked more like four.
She ended up meeting Gabe at a hotel a couple cities over. They met in the lobby and then took the elevator up to the third floor.
"Thanks for meeting me!" Abby chimed.
"No, thank you! It's really nice to meet you Abbi." Gabe said with a big fat smile on his face.
"Likewise."
"I brought the Popeyes you asked for!"
"Even better! Thank you so much cutie." Abby kissed Gabe on the cheek.
The couple made their way to the hotel room and ate their cheap dinner while watching Aladdin 3: King of Thieves on TV. After they finished, Abby started to caress Gabe and kiss him on the cheek while unbuckling his jeans. He then put his hands on her waist and raised the blouse she was wearing up and over her, revealing her plain pink bra.
Now down to his boxers, Abby cupped his manhood excited to see how big it got. To her delight, not very. Gabe then popped one of her boobs out of her bra and began sucking her nipple.
