Abby sat with her friends at Starbucks, like she did every Wednesday after work. They gathered around her friend Lindsey's phone watching a TikTok that had gone viral recently.
"I don't think you know how big 12 inches is." The woman in the video held up a tape measure. "Do you see that? Where is that going? Not in here! The average gal is gonna get about THIS much." The redhead in the video pointed to the 3 inch marker on the tape measure. "Maybe 4 inches MAX. But the rest of that? A waste. We need to end the myth that a bigger dick means a better dick. I don't need my cervix bruised. It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat. Amen."
After the TikTok ended, the four girls put the phone down and looked at each other.
"Well she's right ya know." Said her friend Alexis.
"Yeah, when Todd and I make love I'm in too much pain to actually enjoy it." Seconded Lindsey.
"Ok, ok I will admit- I was a little bit of a slut in college and to be honest she's right. I've never not felt like I was dying after sex with a big dick. Anymore, if I see a guy's bigger than seven inches I will ghost him afterwards." Erica chimed in.
"Wow." Abby said. "I guess I never really thought about it. I've only ever been with two guys, Jake and then a guy I was with in high school."
"Damn really? I've been with about 20." Erica laughed. "And let me tell you, the smaller the better."
"I don't know... Jake's 10 inches and our sex has always been... ok."
"Just ok? Not amazing?"
"Holy shit 10 inches?!" Alexis interjected. "How are you not dead??"
"It does hurt sometimes." Abby admitted. "But aren't big dicks supposed to be the best? That's what they always say."
"Nah, that's just a cultural thing." Alexis insisted.
"I agree, it's kinda like how when our parents were our age it was considered unattractive to have a big butt. My mom used to get bullied and called 'big booty Bridget' but now that'd be considered a compliment. I think it all harkens back to sociology. Big asses weren't even mainstream until that Sir Mix-a-Lot song 'Baby Got Back' in 1992. And then, of course, it didn't catch on immediately. In that Arnold Schwarzenegger film from 94' 'True Lies', the villain brags his girl has an ass like a-"
"We get it Lindsey, we've all seen the clip." Alexis interrupted.
"I know, I'm just saying! Women didn't even shave their pusses until 2004! Before then it was considered weird to be shaven!"
"Well, I think you get the point Abby."
***
On her drive home Abby had much to think about. Were her friends right, was smaller really better? She wasn't sure how big her first boyfriend's dick was but they were both virgins so it makes sense that the sex wasn't good. But as for Jake? Sex was ok. It hurts sometimes and he was always very eager, not always giving her enough time to get wet. He loved getting his dick sucked and had a lot of dick to suck. After five years of marriage, it might be nice to try something new.
***
When Abby got home she found no one there, even though she saw her husband's car in the drive way. As she toiled in the kitchen to make herself a snack, her husband emerged from the basement, probably playing video games. He made his way over to her and without a word she found herself on her knees with him pulling down his sweatpants. Out sprang a massive cock, 10 inches in size it was so big it dangled towards ground.
"Don't you want to ask me about my day?" Abby asked as he shoved his cock in her face and she, in an act of submission to her husband, opened her mouth up to his cock.
It was not fun. Her husband's cock was so long she gagged on it as he penetrated her throat. She also did not appreciate the fact that he didn't so much as try to talk to her before he went straight to sex. He always seemed more concerned with fucking than with her feelings.
"Oh fuck!" He gasped as his dick started ramming the back of Abby's throat as he got closer and closer to orgasm. "Shit!" Jake then pulled out his cock from Abby's mouth and showered her face with cum, even getting some in her hair. The spurts of cum seemed never ending and by the end her entire face looked like a toaster strudel.
"Good job bitch." Jake said as he pulled up his underwear and made his way to the bathroom.
"What? No thank you card?!" Abby yelled as he walked down the hall. She was soaked with cum and had to go all the way upstairs to clean herself off.
***
"I'm tired of feeling so unappreciated." Abby explained to her friend Erica.
"I know, I know but... are you sure this is such a good idea?"
"I make twice as much as him, it's my name on the mortgage. What's he gonna do?"
"I don't know, get so mad he murders you?"
"Please, that only happens on TV."