My sister Jane had invited me (Sarah) to join her in attending an Ann Summers Party -- An evening of fun and games, just for we girls, with the opportunity to view and buy, from a wide range of lingerie and bedroom toys. - hosted by one of her friends. It was only a few minutes walk from Jane's house, so we drove there, where my husband Mike stayed with Jane's husband Tony to entertain themselves for the evening while we walked around to the party. Jane's kids are now both away at university and our twin boys are old enough to take care of themselves for the odd night, so we'd arranged to stay over at their place, to avoid anyone having to stay sober to drive.
It was my first such event, but it proved to be as much fun and as raunchy as Jane had promised, not hindered by the steady flow of prosecco which we all consumed. I didn't buy anything, although I did win are rather cute multi-coloured vibrator as a prize in one of the saucy games that we played, though Jane certainly did: The most fearsome looking dildo on offer, it was black and humongous, I thought it frightening rather than arousing and told her so! To this she tartly replied: "It depends on what you're used to Sis, Tony's a big boy."
It was after eleven before we headed for home and only as we began the walk -- all that fresh air! - did we fully appreciate just how much prosecco we'd consumed; rather than five, it took us almost fifteen laughter filled minutes to stagger our way home. I'd anticipated that Mike and Tony would have gone to bed by then, but when we stumbled into the lounge they were slouched in reclining chairs, each with a beer in his hand and the array of empty bottles strewn about suggested that those were far from their first.
I'd undoubtedly heard the TV when we entered, but one of the boys promptly turned it off as we were tumbling indecorously onto the couch. That, combined with their embarrassed expressions immediately had me thinking: 'They were watching porn'. Looking toward Jane, our eyes met and it was clear that she too had had precisely the same thought; this set us off on yet another round of manic laughter.
When we calmed down, it was Mike who spoke: "We'd expected you back ages ago; we were beginning to wonder if White-Slavers might have carried you both off."
All four of us laughed at that one, though the boys appeared less amused by Jane's reply: "And why pray would we rush back to you two? Good company, loads of booze and an array of toys that could make you two redundant! Even my prissy little sister's bought herself a dildo"
"I did not buy it! And it's nothing like the monster that you've bought; that's the size or a horse's; only a dirty mare like you could hope to accommodate it!"
We were doubled over in inebriated laughter at those quips when Tony interjected: "Ahhhh, but you'd still need us guys; aside from the baby-making, you'd quickly get bored all alone with your vibrators; even if you didn't need our cocks, where's the fun in fucking yourself? You'd soon be looking for a fella to give you a kiss & a cuddle and slip those dildos in for you."
Jane and I exchanged looks but it was me who was quickest to respond; where did I find the temerity? "Well I for one have no desire for any more babies thank you very much; as for the rest, well, there were fifteen or twenty of us at the party and with all those toys to hand, we could've happily pleasured each other without the intervention of any blokes."
Our husband's were flabbergasted, a few seconds silence and then spouting a heap of confused and garbled rubbish; 'can't possibly', 'only lesbians' and 'need a man for that' and more besides, where all mixed in there somewhere.
"Don't be so bloody ridiculous! Just how naive are you two?" - God, I must've been drunk. - "Can you remember back to your school days; those first clumsy kisses when you realised that the girls were so much better at it that you were? That wasn't down to genetics or bloody magic, we girls had spent hours with a more worldly friend, or in my case an elder sister, practising for our first kiss with a 'real' boy; it didn't mean we were bloody lesbians! And that was only the half of it; I'm sure that I'm not the only girl who'd had a her boobs fondled and and yes, even enjoyed a hand inside her panties, long before allowing a boy to even reach first base; no, we can happily get by without men!"
That left the room in total silence and me thinking 'Oh shit', until Jane chipped in with a supportive: "You tell 'em girl!" and I felt able to smile again.
The feeling didn't last, almost together the boys demanded: "In that case, why not show us?" Talk about having your bluff called!
I sat there open mouthed and silent, the colour rising in my cheeks as I replayed my imprudent words; had it not been for Jane I may well have still been sat there now. Casually leaning over, she began to kiss me; on the cheek initially, but Jane soon turned my chin toward her and gravitated to my lips. Those kisses were quite sororal and tender to begin with, but quickly turned more fervent; Jane's lips parted and her probing tongue forced mine apart to match, before darting insistently forward to explore inside my mouth.
Was I comfortable with this? God No! But I was equally reluctant to re-start the debate with our husbands; that I realised was a huge can of worms that I'd opened. My smooching with Jane was perhaps no better and was probably making things worse, but at least it didn't entail eye-contact with my husband.
I was still trying to think of a way out of this hole that I'd dug when Jane's hand settled on my knee and a moment later began sliding up my thigh, her fingernails scratching and pinching at my skin as it slipped higher. There was nothing wrong with my sister's memory! More than twenty years and she still knew exactly how to trip my switch; even with our mouths still entwined, the moan of pleasure it drew from me must have been audible to our husbands.
This perhaps epitomised our lives before marriage; Jane would lead, I blindly followed, seemingly unable to say 'No' and trouble invariably ensued. That's perhaps unfair, we always had a helluva lot of fun on our way to damnation!
Jane broke our kiss during her second traverse of my inner-thigh, thereby making darned sure that the boys could hear my squeals of delight; that'd be just like her, so I doubt that it was a coincidence. This time Jane's hand pressed higher, the hem of my skirt rising with it and as they always had, my thighs parted compliantly before her advance. Visualising the men's positions in my mind, I guessed that must both have been afforded a clear view of Jane's hand between my open thighs as it approached the cotton-clad vee of my panties.
The men remained silent, I could sense them sitting as rigidly as statues, watching our scandalous performance and fearful that their slightest sound or movement might prove the reality-check which curtailed our exhibition? When Jane's fingertips finally arrived at my damp panties they delivered only the briefest and lightest of touches to my crotch; I lifted my hips in response, pressing forward to meet her touch, but in that moment her fingers danced away again -- the teasing Bitch! In my frustration I grabbed Jane by the hair and delivered her of an ardent kiss; the first which I'd instigated and perhaps exactly the reaction that she was hoping her teasing fingers might provoke?