This story contains details of wife sharing, so you shouldn't read it if that offends you. It was inspired by a short piece I read about women "misbehaving" on hen nights (bachelorette party to our American friends), which in turn led to the discovery that there are an awful lot of online videos featuring ladies nights/hen nights/ bachelorette parties and male strippers. It is set in a world where sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies aren't an issue, so please don't bother raising that point.
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Looking back I wonder if any of this would have happened if it hadn't been for that minor incident with the bus. I should explain that a girls' night out involving a meal at a restaurant and a night at a hotel had been arranged for my friend Ann's fortieth birthday.
Four of us were on the way there. Ann was driving and got rather flustered with the directions. Another driver blasted their horn and pulled past her. Alarmed she swerved back in and managed to clip the rear end of the bus in front.
"What should I do?" she wailed.
"Drive on," said Diane. "They won't even have felt it."
So Ann carried on and a few minutes later we were checking into our hotel. I was sharing a room with her and it was clear she was still a bit rattled by that minor bump. We had a spa session booked in the afternoon and part way through, when Ann was well out of earshot, Diane and Jayne had a quick word with me.
"We have to arrange it so that we are all in your room at 6 o'clock. We've booked a strippagram and have arranged for him to come dressed as a police officer and to say he's there to arrest Ann for dangerous driving, failing to report an accident and leaving the scene of an accident. Then he'll strip."
My eyes widened at that. I'm the quietest one in the group and would never have thought of that. Diane is more extrovert and sometimes went on a night out with Ann. Given that Diane was divorced and Ann had complained to me about the lack of sex in her marriage, I did sometimes wonder if things happened when they were out together. Still it was a clever idea and I was intrigued to see how it was going to work out.
We had a couple of bottles of prosecco as part of the spa session, so the drinking began before we returned to our rooms. After that Diane and Jayne headed for their room, but we arranged for them to call round in an hour or so when we would open the gin and mixers we had brought with us (no thank you to the extortionate minibar prices!).
It was a bit after 5pm when Diane and Jayne appeared. Safely out of earshot, Diane confirmed that the strippagram would be arriving at about 6pm. We sat on the beds chatting freely. No doubt the alcohol helped with the lively atmosphere, though I remained very aware of the imminent arrival.
It was almost exactly 6pm when there was a knock on the door. I hurried to answer it and of course there was a handsome young "policeman" who asked if there was a Mrs Ann Harvey in the room. I smiled and let him in.
"Video footage shows that you were in collision with a passenger bus at approximately 2pm this afternoon and that you failed to stop and failed to report an accident. I have therefore to advise you that you are under arrest for dangerous driving, failing to stop and failing to report an accident." He then went on to read Ann her rights. She was stunned, absolutely speechless, even more so when he produced a pair of handcuffs, got Ann to hold her hands out and cuffed her.
"It's so hot in here", he said, taking his jacket off. "And you are such a hot lady".
He pulled his tie off and unbuttoned his shirt. Ann's eyes were bulging and then there were shrieks of delight when (courtesy of a couple of velcro fastenings) he suddenly whipped his trousers off to reveal a black leather g-string. We were helpless with laughter and Ann stared at us having realised that it was a joke strippagram.
"You bastards," she laughed. "I'll get even with you."
She was distracted by the stripper removing his g-string so that he was naked. He began to gyrate in front of Ann, took her hands (still in cuffs) and got her to cup his balls. He was now fully erect and that was a real eye opener for me as (and yes I know it sounds a bit sad) my husband's prick was the only one I had ever seen.
He moved even closer to Ann, picked up his shirt and used that as a shield so that we couldn't see what was happening. That did surprise me as I had assumed he would strip and that would be it, but I realised there was going to be more.
Ann's head moved lower and even though strictly speaking I couldn't see, it was pretty clear that she was sucking his cock. Diane reached across and pulled the shirt away. It didn't faze Ann at all, her head continued to bob up and down as she sucked on an impressive and very erect cock.
The stripper made encouraging noises, telling Ann she was doing a great job and then warned her that he was ready to cum. He pulled out, there was a brief flurry of hand movement and the first jet of sperm hit Ann's face.
Diane and Jayne shrieked with excitement, but I was stunned into silence. This was well outside my comfort zone and in truth I was shocked, but I have to be honest and say that I was also excited. I've always found an erect cock very masculine and arousing, and this guy had shaved, so there was no mistaking the pulsing of his balls when he came and the sperm splashing onto Ann's face.
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"Poor Karen. Did we shock you with the stripper?" Diane asked with a laugh.
It was two hours later and we had a table at an Italian restaurant. I blushed at that remark from Diane and admitted that he'd gone further than I expected.
"I'm sorry," said Diane, "but that episode with the stripper was fantastic and I know what my perfect end to this evening would be." Of course I asked her what the perfect end would be.
"To get laid!" she laughed. "You may have a great marriage, but I'm divorced and Ann's husband isn't interested in sex, so we're going to have an epic evening."
I looked at Ann and she just shrugged. "Martin isn't interested. He's got a pretty good idea that occasionally things happen when Diane and I go out, but he doesn't ask any questions, so I don't tell him any lies. Ring Tony, tell him we're having a great time and we're about to go dancing."
The others urged me to ring him, but I just shook my head. What I couldn't tell them, was that Tony and I had already had this conversation and it had been at his instigation.
I'd sort of warned him about Diane and Ann and had been surprised when he'd urged me to enjoy the weekend and let my hair down a bit. He'd made sure that I took a little black dress for tonight and had insisted that I pack my sexiest lingerie rather than just my everyday undies. I already felt that I had his unspoken approval, but wasn't going to tell the others that. Instead I nipped to the toilets and texted home.
The others are going dancing, do you mind if I join them?
Of course not, it's a girls night out, enjoy yourself
I thought I would push things by seeing what his response would be to something a bit more suggestive.
What if I get chatted up by a hunky younger guy?
He came back immediately.
Enjoy yourself!
Looking back, my natural caution would normally have kicked in at this point, but it was a night away, the excitement of the stripper, a few drinks etc, so I decided to relax and enjoy myself.
One reason Ann and Diane had chosen our hotel was because it had a regular Saturday night disco for guests, so an hour later we were sat at a table chatting and wondering when to head for the dance floor.
It felt unfamiliar sat there as a sort of single woman (or at least one with a license to roam); not surprising really as I hadn't been in that situation for just over twenty years. Diane chivvied us all out onto the dance floor. It was still quiet at that stage but the room was filling up.
When we returned to our table two portly guys in their fifties offered to buy us all a drink. Diane quickly rebuffed them, but I could see that we were getting some admiring looks (my old skill at using my peripheral vision was getting some practise after a long spell in retirement). Diane suggested that within the next five minutes the table of men diagonally opposite us would make a move.
They took a minute or two more than that, but let's not quibble over details. The interesting thing was that there were six of them, but only four of us. I guessed they were somewhere in their thirties and that was confirmed by the guys who sat on either side of me. Apparently it was a reunion group from their university days and they were all approaching their mid thirties.
The dynamic in our group of ten was interesting and there was an unspoken, but definite tension created by the mismatch in numbers. Mike on my left was clearly competing with Andy on my other side, and I have to be honest and say that I found the attention quite flattering.
Two of the other men were in an unspoken tussle for Diane. Ann and Jayne had the attention of the other two, though I was amused to see that the gaze of one of them kept returning to Ann's ample cleavage.