I was at home having a lazy Saturday afternoon. My garden was in good shape, my housework done, and I didn't have to consider anyone's feelings but my own. My own said a beer, some chips, a big-ass armchair, and a large TV screen to watch the game was the order of the day.
So there I was, just settling down, when the door-bell rang. It's always the way isn't it. I put the beer down, heaved myself up out of the chair, and went to answer the door.
A pretty young thing was standing there. Brownish hair, light brown eyes, and a very agreeable figure, said agreeable figure lightly clad in clothes that displayed it very nicely. Unfortunately I had no idea who she was so I guessed she was at the wrong place.
"Can I help you?" I asked politely. (I'm always polite to pretty young things.)
"Rob Highson?" she asked and I graciously conceded that I was he.
"I'm Michelle," she continued.
"How fortunate for you," I said. "A pretty name for a pretty girl. Unfortunately I'm at a loss as to why you would come here to tell me your name.'
"I'm Chuck's wife. Chuck Harris."
"My sympathies. I know Chuck and I wouldn't want to be married to him. There again, I don't suppose he'd want to be married to me, either. You are by far the better choice where Chuck and marriage are concerned."
"What?" So much for my scintillating wit.
"I'm sure you didn't come around just to introduce yourself," I explained. "The purpose for your visit would be. . .?"
I left the question dangling.
"His tools."
"Yeees," I said in an encouraging manner.
"He asked me to pick them up."
"I see. As a matter of curiosity, why does he expect me to have them?"
"He said you gave him a lift home yesterday and that he left his tools in your truck. He needs them to do some work at home."
"Ah, I see. Why don't you come in and I'll go and check out the truck to see what's there. Feel free to have a beer while you wait."
I ushered Michelle into the front room and she sat down on the edge of my armchair. She was a little thing and if she'd sat down properly she'd have been swallowed up in it. I sauntered out to the garage to check for Chuck's toolbox. Leaving them is someone's car was just the sort of thing he would do. As I went I pondered. Chuck had been talking about his wife and while I'd only been half listening I remembered that he'd said something that I currently found interesting.
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I was feeling irritated with Chuck that I had to pick up his tools from Rob. He was the one who'd forgotten them so he should have picked them up. The trouble was that he was quite content to wait until Monday when he saw Rob at work and I wanted some things fixed today.
I introduced myself to Rob and explained why I'd come. He seemed to have an odd sense of humour and I wondered if he was having a go at me or Chuck. Still, he invited me in while he went to check for the tools.
I sat on the edge of this enormous armchair. I wouldn't like a chair like that in my front room. It completely dominates the room. There again, Rob was a very large man so I suppose he needed a large chair. After a couple of minutes he returned, carrying what I assume was Chuck's toolbox. He put it down next to the door while I struggled to get off that damn chair. By the time I was off he was standing in front of me.
"You know, while I was getting the tools I was trying to remember something Chuck said. You know how he's always talking. Anyway, the subject of wives came up. Not having one I didn't have anything to contribute but Chuck sure did. One of the things that he contributed was the fact that sexually you're totally submissive, willing to do anything you're told to do and never arguing about it. He reckons that all he has to do is lay his hand on your breast or ass and you melt."
What! How dare Chuck say something like that? I'd kill him. I'd castrate him and have his testicles bronzed. Did he make me out to be some sort of mouse? What was worse was how dare Rob mention this. I was about to open my mouth to blast him when I lost my breath due to shock. Rob had very calmly pulled my t-shirt loose from my skirt and slipped his hand up under it, closing it over my breast. And I mean breast, not bra. His hand had glided over my bra and then under it, cupping my breast inside the bra.
I took a deep breath, meaning to really blast him, but his free hand flipped up my skirt and he slapped my bottom.
"Hush," he said, sliding his hand over my panties and then inside the waistband and sliding over my actual bottom. "No talking just yet. Later if you behave yourself."
If I behaved myself? What incredible gall. Did he really think I was going to let him have sex with me? Apparently so, from what he went ahead and told me.
"First of all" he said softly, "I'm going to take all your clothes off. Then after I've petted you for a while I'll let you hold me. You can start off by putting that pretty mouth to work and when I'm satisfied with what you're doing I'll put you on your hands and knees and kneel behind you, giving you all I've got."
And I was supposed to be meek and submissive and let it all happen? Never in a million years. I'd wait my chance and then crush his balls until they were paste. He'd never use them again after I was done with him. I was going to start a collection of bronzed testicles and his would be hanging right next to Chuck's.