My wife Shelly is a natural born flirt. She says that she's been that way all of her life.
In elementary school she played kiss tag. In Jr. High she was one of those girls who would make out with a guy in a dark hallway. In High School she was the girl who the guys could count on to jerk them off in between classes in the parking lot.
In college Shelly perfected her blow job skill.
Shelly grew up in a small northern Utah town. Her parents were educators. Her dad was a Mormon Bishop. She grew up in a very strict household.
By the time Shelly went off to college, she was already drinking on the weekends. She liked getting drunk. The loss of inhibitions gave her courage to be sexy. Shelly likes to orgasm.
Shelly's first boyfriend at Utah State University was an effeminate R.M. named Bobby who didn't drink and wouldn't fool around. French kissing was his limit.
Bobby's roommate was named Allan, but everyone called him Bull because when he burped it sounded like a bull frog.
One afternoon while Bobby and Shelly were in Bobby's dorm room, Bull came in and started getting ready for a frat party later that night. He asked Bobby and Shelly if they wanted to tag along.
Bobby declined and told Bull that frat parties were no place for good mormons. Bull looked at Shelly who was nodding her head yes with wide open eyes.
Bull told her to go and get ready and that he would pick her up at 8.
Bobby told Shelly that if she went to a frat party they weren't dating anymore.
Shelly got up and left.
Just before 8, Bull knocked on the door to Shelly's apartment. Her roommates were all at home. One was a real Molly Mormon who eventually ended up married to Bobby. The other two were USU gymnasts who were pretty wild.
Bull came in and offered everyone a beer that he had brought along for the party.
As Shelly was putting on the finishing touches to her hair-doo, Bull asked her what she saw in his roommate Bobby. Shelly told him that Bobby was a safe guy who would never go beyond the law of chastity.
Bull told Shelly that if she were his girlfriend, the law of chastity would have been history a long time ago.