My wife and I met in college, dated for a year and then I proposed. We have been married for two years. Xavier is a friend of ours, well, just my friend at first. Xavier and I had been friends through all of college when I met my wife and have maintained our friendship ever since.
He is always around. The three of us have done plenty of double dates with different girls he invites, a lot of random party nights, and even two vacations with ex-girlfriends he had previously dated. Needless to say, he was always around and we were all comfortable in each other's presence.
He's a pretty fun guy to have around. He's tall, athletic build, hits the gym a lot. As far as I can tell, women are usually attracted to him. Over the years, as a result of the hundreds of times we've hung together, he has become inadvertently close with my wife, not just me. All the hangouts, get togethers and vacations have paved the way for their friendship. She thinks he's outgoing, funny and charming.
She's got no problem playing wing-woman for him when we go out and has even set him up with a friend of hers for a date, on more than one occasion. Nothing has ever happened between them that is overly flirtatious or sexual that would be crossing any lines, but they have a good relationship. I would never be concerned about anything happening of any sort between them.
My wife's name is Sam. She has long blonde hair and is above average height for a woman, played volleyball in college. As you might suspect from the fact that she played volleyball, she does indeed have an athletic body, muscular legs and a big butt. I always enjoyed watching her play volleyball in college and pretty much haven't stopped checking her out since.
I'm definitely not the only one. Its something I'm used to now. She is hot, even if she dresses modestly, invariably, pants are tight on her. A lot of men check her out, boys even. Doesn't bother me though, in my opinion it pretty much comes with the terrain. She doesn't seem to notice much, or when she does, she will make a joke to me or be playful about it. She's not bashful, she knows she is a catch and loves to teasingly remind me. I enjoy it. That type of harmless attention, in a way, gives me a type of reassurance, or an ego boost. I'm lucky to have her.
One night we had gone to a birthday party of a mutual friend of ours. His wife had thrown him a costume party and everyone had to dress up as if it were the 1920's. The party was a hit, Sam and I love themed parties, and to top it off, my friend's wife had hired a bartender who was mixing all manner of alcohol, from an old fashion to martinis. Everybody was drinking.
The only downside, she shut it down right at 11:30 and had everybody out by midnight. She said she started early and was therefore ending early. Didn't want guests drunk at her house past midnight. Totally understandable, but we weren't really feeling like being done for the night. That being said, as a married couple, hitting a downtown bar after midnight didn't have much appeal either. We've got plenty of liquor at home and decided we'd invite Xavier to cruise back with us to keep drinking if he didn't feel like calling it a night. This is something that has happened dozens of times, in fact, it would be more uncommon if he didn't want to cruise with us.
I've no doubt he would've preferred to bring along a lady, but tonight wasn't one of those kind of nights for him. That type of dynamic wasn't even necessary amongst us. He was always welcome to come crash at our place. It wouldn't be the first time, nor the last, that he cruised home with us with the intention of nothing but more drinks and a random game of cards.
Sam dealt us a hand of gin rummy and I poured us each a margarita. Tequila is rarely a good choice of drink late in the night for those who have already bene drinking, but I used to work at a margarita bar and upon request, late night mango-habanero margaritas are inevitably the beverage of choice.
We'd played a couple hands, drank along with it, letting the conversation meander throughout the details of the evening's party. The people, the costumes, the fun.
I don't have to say it was the booze in me when I say that I made a suggestive comment about loving the 1920's style nylons my wife was wearing. Like I said, we'd all been around each other enough, more so, been drunk around each other enough for nothing like that type of comment to be anomalous or awkward. But this time, it ended up different. What I said was that I couldn't wait for my wife to give me a footjob in those sexy nylons she was wearing.
Nothing out of the ordinary for me, she knows I enjoy footjobs, she's given me plenty. She likes doing it. The comment didn't phase her at all. It was Xavier that got hung up.
"A footjob? Are you serious?" he asked.
"Yeah, why not?" I replied, taking a sip from my drink. "You don't like 'em?"
"Never had one. Don't think I ever will. Not my thing."
"Wait?" Sam asked. Looking over at him, surprised. I have to admit, I was pretty surprised myself. "You've never had a footjob."
"Nope." Xavier replied. "You guys do that?" The way he asked suggested he thought we were weird. But frankly, it didn't make me feel weird. I love the feeling of my wife's feet on my dick.
"Are you kidding? James loves when I give him a footjob." Sam said incredulously. "With all the girls you've dated I can't believe you haven't ever tried it."
"Just not my thing." Xavier shrugged. He tipped the remainder of his margarita into his mouth and turned his attention to his cards. He didn't seem interested in exploring it further, so I followed suit, finished my glass and got up to make us another.
"One more?" I asked him. I was already up from the couch and walking to the kitchen, knowing the answer.
"Sure," he said while drawing a card.
I wouldn't say it was uncomfortable by any means, but he wasn't pressing the subject and I had no intention of it either. Not that it bothered me, just what had been said had been said and that was that. Sam, however, clearly thought differently.
"But how can you know it's not your thing if you've never even tried it?" Sam followed up. "It's just like getting a handjob, blowjob, or titjob, just using the feet instead."
"It's not the same to me. I don't have a foot fetish." Xavier replied. "Being between a girl's boobs or in her mouth is way different. I don't want to suck on toes or have my toes sucked on. Feet are gross. Most likely a girl isn't fresh out of the shower, she's likely been walking around all day, maybe sweating or getting dirt or other shit on them. Even if it's just walking in the house on the carpet or kitchen floor. Its nasty."
Sam burst out laughing. "James has never once licked my toes. Licking dirty, sweaty feet is fucking nasty. I don't know what type of porn, or whatever, you watch. That's not a footjob, at least not to me anyway."
"I don't watch any of that stuff, because like I said, it grosses me out. Its not my thing. Feet trip me out." Xavier shook his head in disgust. Seemingly cringing at the thought of it. "They're different shapes and sizes. Some are pointy, looking all gremliny, others are fat or chubby like the should belong to Hagrid. I don't want stinky face on my face or anywhere on me. No way."
Sam laughed again. "Its not rubbing a foot on your face, it's your dick. Its just feet rubbing on your dick until you nut. Tell him James."
Sam looked across the room for backup as I was pouring out three more margaritas. Xavier wasn't looking over, but he was shaking his head as if still clinging to his last words,
no way
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"She's right man. It's not something from porn with some gross feet on your face while same dominatrix is belittling you or something like that. It's fun. The feet feel good. Its pretty close to a handjob but it's different because you can't quite guess were the feeling is coming from. Feels good. Like I said, I can't wait for those nylons to be rubbed all over me." I said the last part hoping to cut the conversation where I started it. I didn't want to make it awkward or weird. In my mind the whole thing wasn't a big deal, but Xavier wouldn't let his point go.
"Maybe so man. But not for me." Shaking his head. "Feet are gross. It would not turn me on."
"To each his own I said." I handed him his glass, set Sam's on the coffee table near her, and collapsed onto the couch.
"Yes, it would." Sam interjected. She seemed annoyed. She doesn't like to let stuff go if she thinks she is right. Especially when she is drunk. She gets feisty. Certainly, this was not their first drunken back and forth over something. "A foot rubbing on your dick would for sure turn you on. It is just like a hand on your crotch or an ass rubbing up against you. It's inevitable. Even if it took a while, it would just happen."
"The guy just doesn't like feet." I said. Taking a drink. Making a weak attempt out settling the conversation. "Agree to disagree."
"There is no agree to disagree," Sam said. She was definitely drunk, definitely annoyed, and I knew for a fact she didn't like letting Xavier get away with thinking he was right about everything. "He's just wrong."
Before I could say anything, Xavier came back. "Rubbing up on a dick does not mean I'll get turned on. That's like saying someone's grandma rubbing up on me would get me excited, or a dude rubbing up on me. Wouldn't happen. It's not about constant friction from anything that moves on my dick and boom suddenly I've got a boner. Feet gross me out and I just wouldn't get turned on, let alone get hard or nut."
"I'm not saying a grandma or a dude or some cave troll is rubbing on you." Sam rolled her eyes as if his argument was ridiculous. James couldn't quite say he didn't agree with Xavier at this point. Maybe James was just into feet and that's why he enjoyed it so much, and Xavier wasn't. But Sam pressed on. "I'm saying some hot girl rubbing her feet on your dick over and over would get you hard and you'd nut and you'd love it just the same as every guy loves any nut."
"Not a chance." Xavier responded. He spoke as if it was the signature on the dotted line, it was a done deal. He wasn't going to budge.
"You're an idiot." Sam laughed and drew a card for the first time since the conversation started. "100% would happen." She threw in a second later to get the last word.
"Guess we'll never know." Xavier said, shrugging his shoulders like he could care less.