Awe, honey! Thank you, you're so sweet...but you're right, I can't even be humble today, I do look fucking hot!
And, thank you for picking out the outfit...hm? Oh, yeah, I did leave off the panties. Well, it's not like I'm going to need them.
Oh, and I'll bring you my leftovers if I'm home by dinner... you know I can never eat all of anything.
Honey! Don't say that, of course I'll come home... I'm just not sure when. Well, it's been a while, so we'll have a lot of reminiscing to do.
You're my husband, love, I'm not leaving you...just having lunch.
Which, I better get going, don't want to be late...well, yes, I am excited but... Wait, do I have to remind you this was all your idea? Well, maybe not all...But mostly.
Yes! When we ran into Jeff at the mall the other day...You were the one who struck up a conversation when he came over to say "hi." I was just out for a fun day of shopping with my husband. I really wasn't interested in reminiscing with one of my ex-boyfriends. Especially not that asshole.
Well... I wasn't going to be rude once you had already been chatting him up. Maybe I was being a little flirty but, come on, I was with him for a couple years, I guess it was just old habits. Babe! I was not blushing that bad! He just got me giggling and, well, I guess I kinda remembered he wasn't always a total jerk...
I've told you before, it's not that he treated me badly... Jeff Anderson is just one of those loudmouthed, know-it-all types. It's hard to have any kind of conversation with him that doesn't turn into an argument, and gawd, he can be so embarrassing to be out in public with, or even just around other people in general.
So why was I his girlfriend for so long? Well...I guess, for the same reason I agreed to meet him for lunch today...
And I do have to admit, he was looking pretty good when we ran into him. I mean, it's not that he has a perfect body, but that tight tee shirt really made his muscles pop. Which we've talked about is one of the minor little things I miss being with you. I swear, honey, if you just hit the gym a little bit...Okay, never mind...
Anyway, you know I'm also kind of a sucker for a guy in designer jeans, and he had on those Deisel straight legs, MM! ...So yes, you caught me checking him out, a little. Okay, maybe more than a little, I was looking pretty hard, wasn't I... But he's a good-looking guy, I can't help that.
And it's not like he wasn't checking me out. But you noticed that too, didn't you... While you two were going on and on about the game, or whatever...as usual... It was pretty obvious how he kept glancing down at my tits, flashing that smug fucking grin and then giving me the side-eye like he wanted me to know he was looking.
Can you blame him? My tits did look pretty great in that tight, low-cut top. Which I wore for you, by the way! I know you like when I show off a little cleavage...just like I know you like when other guys check it out. I used to think it was just for bragging rights, but now we know it's something else, don't we?
Okay so maybe I did think about it that day, just for a minute, but it wasn't like that, I swear, hun! I was with him for a couple years and I can't help if certain memories pop into my head when I see him.
What kind of memories? I guess there's no reason to hide it now...but, you know, memories about being with him. If you really want to know why I stayed with Jeff so long, well, it's because he was really fucking good in bed.
Don't laugh! Yes, I'm serious, girls can be horn-balls too y'know... and you know how I get. It just seemed like every time I started wanting to breakup, he would fuck my brains out again and I'd kind of forget why I was I so fed up for little longer. What can I say, really good dick can be hard to find.
Oh, hun, don't ask me that. Please? Do I ever complain about our sex life? No. It's perfectly fine... Are you sure you really want to know? Well, okay then... if you really must know, Jeff is better. Like, a lot. To be honest, you don't even compare to him in bed.
Don't get mad, you're the one who asked...
Hun, you know you don't have a very big dick...I mean, it still feels good inside me though. And well, okay it's not that I mind, but you always want to "make love" and that's sweet and romantic...but honestly, honey, sometimes a girl just wants - just needs to be held down and fucked so hard she screams herself hoarse, and cums so hard her brains are leaking out of her ears. You're just not the kinda guy who can do that. Jeff is.
And that's okay...I swear you are so much better to be in a relationship with, that's why I married you. I love you so much, honey. I would never trade what we have...Which brings me back to my original point, that this was all your idea.
After he left, I didn't even think about Jeff the rest of that afternoon...not until he texted me. [Good seeing you today, looking hot as ever. Guess married life agrees with you. Lol.] And I totally showed you that message so you wouldn't get all suspicious and jealous, like you do, wondering who was texting me.
Well, yes, I know his message was really forward but Jeff's not like you, hun, he's bold. He doesn't get nervous and beat around the bush...if he knows what he wants, he'll say so, go for it, whatever. It's actually one of his more attractive qualities.
And you know what else, I probably wouldn't even have text him back if you hadn't thought it'd be fun to try and mess with him. What was the reply you had me send? [You looked really hot too, been thinking about old times.] Babe, you're even the one who actually pushed SEND, remember? I wasn't going to...
Why not? Well, because I knew what would happen. I mean not exactly... but I know what Jeff is like and I know what kind of effect he has on me. I know I've never been very good at saying "no" to him. And I did warn you how good he is at pressing my buttons and getting me wound up, didn't I?
Ohhh, you thought I just meant he knew how to annoy me? Well yes, he definitely does, but I was trying to warn you how good he is at getting me wound up, as in very fucking horny. Somehow, he has just always known exactly what to say to me...how to make me blush...make we want... how to get me wet...
Hm, would it have changed your mind if you knew?
This all started as your clever prank; let's sext with my ex and have a laugh... and you are my husband, so I went along with it, but Jeff wasn't playing your silly little game, was he? Would you still have started it if you'd known he would end up completely seducing your loving wife?
So when did you realize what was happening, hun? When I stopped showing you his messages? When I started replying on my own? Could you tell what was happening to me, or did you just think that I had lost track of the prank?
At first, I stopped showing you because he had brought up one of those times him and I were together, [We always had fun. Remember that night outside Tooty's?] One of the memories I mentioned earlier... and I wasn't sure you would want to see him talking about things he had actually done to your wife. [You looked so fucking hot bent over that fence. Your pussy was so dripping wet and I almost came just pushing in!] And yes, I was a little nervous that you'd see how thinking about them was already affecting me...
Well, it's one thing when memories like that just pop into my head, I can usually just dismiss those. But when I'm actually reminiscing with the guy about those times... [I remember you fucking me so hard, I thought the fence was gonna break...or my hip! Lol] ...about how fun they were...how good they felt... well babe, it's kind of hard not to remember what fucking him is like...to not get a little turned on. Okay, A LOT turned on.
Which is what I tried to warn you about. I knew Jeff would find some way to get me riled up, and I knew I wouldn't be able to resist his advances... [I can tell you need fucked, right, guess hubby doesn't know what a whore you are?] ...or at least not the temptation to keep flirting and messaging with him... and before I knew it, I was sexting him behind your back. I know it was wrong and I'm sorry...but honey, I just couldn't help myself. He wasn't just pressing my buttons, he had me completely captivated.