JOHN
"OK, so why the heck did I need to come back to the office instead of you just giving me the results over the phone? I have to say that you're kinda scaring me."
"Well, I got the urine culture in a few days, but wanted to wait until I got the blood antibody test back..."
"And?"
"Uh, John, you have Chlamydia."
"Chlamydia? What do you mean Chlamydia? That's an STD, right?"
"Yup."
"How would I get that, Bob?" Bob and I went to college together. I went to grad school. He went to med school and was a great Internist.
"Well, you take the male part and put in in an infected female part and wallah!" My world started to crumble, tears filled my eyes, I could feel my heart being torn to shreds. How could this be? We've been married four years and have a three year old and a two month old? Everything seems so perfect. We're best friends, no fights, sex is great (or at least she says it is), we agree on almost everything and we're ready to start working on baby number three before too long. It's not possible.
"I'm guessing from the look on your face that you either know that Chris will divorce you and take you to the cleaners..." I shook my head. I couldn't talk. "Or, I have just fired the hypersonic missile into your heart." I nodded.
"Oh, shit, John. I am so sorry. I never would have thought Chris would do something like that in a million years. You guys seem like the perfect couple and she's always showing signs of affection towards you and speaks highly of you when we get together. Never a negative gesture or word that I ever detected..."
"But Chris just got the go ahead to start having sex again a few weeks ago. And with the baby...Well, she's been pretty busy."
"John, how long have you had a sore throat?"
"I don't know. A couple of months, maybe longer. I thought it was allergies, post nasal drip, or something. And my nut started hurting a couple of weeks ago."
"John. Chlamydia is kind of a stealth STD. Pretty common, but most folks never know they have it. Some studies show 90% of women and 70% of men never have symptoms. And it usually takes a few weeks to even months before the symptoms develop. The fact that that thing sitting on top of your left testicle is infected means that you've probably had it quite a while."
"So that means that Chris likely had it when she delivered."
"Well, there's no way for me to know for sure, but, yeah. It's very possible. In fact very likely."
"No chance of toilet seats or dirty hands or....."
"Nope, sorry. Mouth, vagina, butt or sometimes sex toys. No toilet seats."
"Are you 100% sure, Bob? Could it be something else?"
"That's why I waited for both lab results.
"We have a one day and a seven day antibiotic treatment. I would recommend the one day. I'll give you yours before you go and I'll give you some for Chris to take. Then both of you should be fine. No sex for either one of you, including oral for at least a week. You could just reinfect each other. But I'm guessing that will not be an issue." I shook my head.
"You need to get the baby checked out. Right away. She's what, about eight weeks old? And usually would have shown up with an eye infection or pneumonia by now. But not always. Better have her checked, OK?
"What're you going to do, Buddy?"
"Guess I have a hell of a lot to do. Who, what, when, where, how long? And how the hell do I end our marriage without being taken to the cleaners by my cheating wife."
He wasn't wrong. i had it. I insisted on a retest of the urine. The retest was positive, again. And Chris was leaving Monday for a meeting with clients. She had always had these, once or twice a year, but in the year leading up to the baby, she went every three months or so until she got big as a house and couldn't fly. They'd always been for a couple of days or so. Fly out one day, meetings the next and home on the third day. This was to leave Monday and return Friday. Shit!
What the hell was I going to do? Heck, I've never been through something like this before. Never thought in a million years anything was going on. I thought we were doing great.
She's the one with experience. She divorced her first husband because he was cheating on her. Her policy was one and done. But maybe that was just for others. Shit! Shit! Shit! Well, I'm not going to have sex with her before she leaves. Bob said none for at least seven days. And no sense giving her the pills. Presumably she's going to meet with the same guy that gave it to her in the first place.
Well, I'll be pleasant and nice. See what I can do to confirm or disprove my concerns and have a sit down on Friday when she gets back. Maybe I can talk her out of going. Maybe then we could salvage something? Don't any way for that to happen though.
But, I started my homework. I called an attorney friend of mine and asked him about divorce attorneys. He was shocked to say the least. Just like Bob was. I told him it may be nothing, but I needed to know what my future may hold as soon as possible. He actually called a buddy of his and got me an appointment for Monday.
When I arrived home, Chris' mother was taking care of the kids. It was still early, but I asked her if she would stay while I did some office work. She was Ok with that, so I visited with the kids for a bit then went into our office and hit the internet. I became a Chlamydia expert in no time. Yup. I had it. Hell, I even had a sore throat and things so I probably had an oral infection from doing all the oral stuff with Chris.
How to tell if your spouse is cheating on you. How to catch a cheating spouse. All about divorces in our state, etc., etc.,etc. You name it, I looked it up.
Around 5:30 Chris rolled in. I hugged and kissed her. God, her mouth is probably infected too. Asked how her day went. The usual. We divided kid duty. Fed them. Took them out for a walk in their strollers. Then finally bedtime. The baby would still be up every three or four hours or so and didn't sleep through. We took turns getting up. We worked as a well oiled machine. It was great, but it wasn't, I guess.
Usually we would have had sex Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. But I begged off telling her that I had been to see Bob and he said I had a prostate infection. He put me on antibiotics but said no sex for a week. "We can catch up Friday when you return. We can't do anything for me, but I can do plenty for you..."
"Well, get too it, Big Boy. I need your head between my legs as soon as possible." We started kissing (I swear I can taste the bugs) and running our hands all over each other's bodies. Crap, I think my dick and balls are going to explode if I don't do something. After we're done I'll have a talk with Rosie and her sisters, in private.
I moved to her breasts and played with her nipples. i felt like twisting them off i was so pissed. But. Gently twisting and stroking. Sucking on one nipple, then the other. Rolling my tongue across them. My hand moved to her nether region (or at least that's what it seemed to me now. Infected. It needed a skull and crossed bones or a biohazard sign or something) and started stroking, playing, sliding a finger then two inside. Rolling her clit with my thumb. A groan indicated she approved. I worked my head down, down, and then started licking her lips and her clit and then drove my tongue into her crease. I started running from ass to clit and back again. A few licks at her little pucker then sliding upward to her slit, and then sucked down on her her little rod which felt firm and fully awakened. She started moving her hips and pulling my head tighter against herself.
"Holy crap, John, you do that better than anybody. Make me cum. I love it! I love you! Make Momma happy like you always do." Interesting choice of words. You just compared me to all your other lovers and although you told me I was the best, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW OR THINK ABOUT YOUR OTHER LOVERS! ONE OF THEM GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!"
Damn, Chris. What is wrong with you? And here I am trying not to gag because I know I'm getting reinfected with every lick. Hurry up and finish please. So I put my heart into it and really worked her parts over. After 3 orgasms, she said enough. We kissed and I got up to wash my face. I felt like gargling with bleach. That might be suspicious though.
"Oh, John, that was great as always. You make me so very, very happy. I love our life together." So why are you leaving for a week to cheat on me, on us? Or is what you're saying just part of your cover up? I can't believe a fucking word she says. Our whole damn relationship is built on lies.
"Then why don't you stay and we can do it the whole week."
She looked away. "George and Sandy are counting on me. I can't cancel." I let it drop.
It was a long weekend for me. I guess it was a long weekend for both of us. She was getting more and more excited, but also anxious about leaving Monday. I begged off sex. Told her it hurt my prostate too much. I made her orgasm with toys instead.