I tried to get out of jury duty for cause. While I would normally be willing to do my civic duty by serving on a jury I didn't want to in this case. Not only was it a criminal case, but it was a Mob RICO case and we would have to be sequestered -- maybe for as long as six weeks. My boss wasn't going to like it -- nor was my wife Doris, although I didn't give a shit about that.
I had always wanted a family; my first wife lied to me about wanting one too and when I found out she didn't go off birth control after she swore to me she did I divorced her.
I married my present wife Doris when she was a single mom with two kids and supposedly ready to have more. I thought that I had a ready-made family even if we didn't have another kid. Turns out just having a family, if it isn't a good one, is worse than none at all.
Doris' kids played nice before I married her and up till the time that I adopted them -- at Doris' insistence -- a year after we married. Now they are more than just brats -- more like the spawn of Satan. Doris has a hissy fit if I ever try to discipline them, and also expects me to treat her like a queen. Also, Doris supposedly was told by a doctor two years after we married that she could no longer have children; I just found out a week ago that that is a lie and she is on birth control, but with two adopted Satan-spawn my divorce from her will be a lot messier.
Back to the courtroom...
After I raised my hand when the judge asked during jury selection if anyone needed to be excused for hardship the judge had me come to the bench, with the lead attorneys for the government and the defendants on either side of me. "Jury Candidate No. 28" Judge Benson skeptically intoned, not calling me by my name, Adam Williams, since all jurors were remaining anonymous because of the reputation of the defendants, "what hardship will you incur if selected for jury duty?"
Apparently my lame excuse humored Judge Benson because he chuckled while announcing "Denied; please return to the jury box."
I at least hoped that my lame attempt at disqualification would cause one set of attorneys to use a preemptory challenge to get rid of me; no such luck. After one and one-half days of jury selection I was seated as Juror No. 9 in a group of twelve jurors, and two alternates.
While I am not really still a young man at 43 years old, I'm still in great physical condition, virile, and enjoy looking at female forms normally with wrap-around sunglasses on to disguise my interest. You can't wear sunglasses in court, however, so I needed to be careful because Juror No. 2 -- sitting in the row in front of me and one place over to my right -- was a fox. Well maybe she was a silver fox, but that made no difference to me; I don't believe in age discrimination when it comes to sexy women.
The shapely legs and prodigious mammaries of Juror No. 2, plus how pissed off Doris was when I informed her that I was going to be sequestered and not able to wait on her or Satan's spawn, made me wonder why I had ever tried to get out of jury sequestration to begin with.
Of course we jurors got all of the standard warnings -- repeated every day in court -- not to discuss the case until deliberations started, not to do our own research, to rely only on the evidence presented in court, etc. It seemed that the jurors all took their roles seriously and I never had to stop a conversation with another juror because it was inappropriate. We were also instructed not to tell each other our last names and with one exception I didn't.
While most of the jurors were pleasant because of my interest in Juror No. 2's long sculptured legs that extended from her normally above-the-knee classy dresses or skirts, I gravitated toward her. The first day at lunch I found out that her name was Eve and when we got to know each other well I told her my last name and she told me hers -- Jenkins. "We're Adam and Eve," I chuckled when she first told me her given name.
Many women might have been put off by that but Eve had a good sense of humor and simply laughed "I've never met an 'Adam' before -- it will be interesting to see if you'll be tempted by a piece of forbidden fruit."
"If it's a cherry instead of an apple I won't be able to resist," I chuckled wondering if she'd get the double entendre. She did, and despite how sophisticated she looked in her perfectly pressed skirt business suit and professionally coiffed silver hair stuck her tongue out at me and then laughed "You wish!"
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Eve and I seemed to get friendlier with each other than any of the other jurors. That may have been because we were the two oldest (except for the alternates) but I think that it was more a question of personality. While most women are unwilling to reveal their age Eve proudly announced that she was 52 years old "Just with prematurely silver hair -- like all of the women in my family it turned from brunette in my late 30s."
I hope that I wasn't out of line when I told Eve "You're the best put-together 50 year old this side of Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Lopez." She didn't verbally respond but gave me a snide smile and chuckle which indicated to me that it was equivalent to saying "You got that right, buster."
Although the case was interesting in some ways it was boring in others. As the days of testimony wore on Eve and I initially both hoped for a quick conclusion -- maybe even a plea deal that would get us out early.
The weekends could have been unbearable, sequestered in our hotel, except for the four things: 1) Eve liked to work out in the large and ornate hotel exercise room, and that was one of my favorite past times so we did it together although I did have to practice breathing techniques not to get too excited by her toned body in her exercise leotard; 2) Eve, I, and two other jurors loved to play bridge and Eve and I teamed up against them and beat their butts 60% of the time; 3) Eve must have had a somewhat misspent youth because she really knew how to shoot pool and she and I regularly played in the hotel billiards room; and 4) the hotel had Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, and pay-per-view that was deeply discounted for the jurors and she and I liked the same types of movies -- classics, ROMCOMS, and mysteries. We, often with some other jurors, would watch movies in each other's rooms.
The weekend after the third week of trial something big happened on Saturday night. Me, Eve, and Brenda (Juror No. 11) were watching a ROMCOM in Eve's room (which for some reason was bigger than the others and had several chairs) when Brenda got a call on her cellphone and left with about a half hour to go in the movie. As she exited the room still on her cellphone Brenda whispered to Eve and I "Just tell me about the ending tomorrow."
Shortly after Brenda left Eve got a call on her cellphone. I put the TV on "mute" and was about to leave to give her privacy when she motioned for me to stay. Hearing only Eve's side of the conversation I got the idea that it was her husband and that they had been approaching estrangement before the trial, and sequestration hadn't helped things any. Just before she terminated the call I couldn't help but overhear her yell "Fuck you, you limp-dicked asshole; don't bother calling again!"
My eyes got wide and I expected Eve to be harried and got ready to leave. "Don't leave, Adam," she chirped just like nothing had happened. "Put the sound back on and stay for the ending."
So, that's what I did -- and we had a good laugh at the conclusion.
As I was getting ready to leave I said "Sorry that I overheard your conversation; I hope that I didn't embarrass you."
"You didn't. You know what would embarrass me, though," she snickered as she got up off her chair and approached me.
"What?" I innocently asked.
"If you never acted on the clear appreciation that you have for my body. My husband has a limp dick, but I bet that you don't and that it appreciates my female form."
For the next couple minutes we unblinkingly stared at each other, our noses no more than a foot apart. Her ice blue eyes projected unbridled passion. I had never cheated on my wife before despite the constant irritation I had with her and her brats but then again I never had an invitation from a woman this hot-- regardless of her age -- before either.
While my mind was muddled and I was unable to react, and while we still were making eye contact something that I had read long ago during my study of chemistry (I'm a research chemist by profession) popped into my scrabbled brain: "Prolonged eye contact has been thought to release phenylethylamine, a chemical responsible for feelings of attraction."
The thought had no sooner left my brain when Eve slowly started unbuttoning her blouse. I looked on in amazement as once it was unbuttoned she silkily moved it off her shoulders. The blouse had no sooner hit the floor when she reached behind her and unsnapped her bra. When it too hit the floor I was presented by a glorious sight -- a pair of perfect C-cup east-west tits that any 26 year old would be proud of, let alone a 52 year old.
When like a moth drawn to a flame my mouth engaged her left nipple that was the beginning of the end. Just minutes later we were naked in her bed rutting like a pair of sex-starved teenagers. Despite her "proper" normal appearance in bed she was a wildcat with a capital W!
I don't normally have simultaneous orgasms with my wife; I did with Eve, and when I fire-hosed her vagina it was likely the largest number of ejaculations ever spewed from my cock since I was eighteen years old.
After moaning in a passionate embrace for several minutes we finally separated. "What just happened?" I chuckled looking down at her dancing ice blue eyes.
"Why you just stuck your big hard cock into my silken snug pussy and we had a very mutually satisfying experience," she smiled. "There's no reason to analyze it more deeply than that."
Suddenly sequestration had turned from undesirable to fantastic. Eve and I had a real connection, both sexually and emotionally.
During the rest of the trial Eve and I "slept" (while we did sleep it is kind of a misnomer since I averaged two orgasms and she four every night) together almost every night. We were careful about it, however. We never got together until we were as sure as we could be that the other jurors in the rooms near us were already in for the night, and set an alarm to get up earlier than any other jurors so either I could leave her room, or she mine, before others arose.
It was the best sex of my life -- period -- end stop -- finito!
When I compared my affection for goddess Eve to my irritation with my wife Doris (even though she was good looking and six years younger than I am) and her evil kids I never felt any guilt. When my naked body was up against Eve's nothing else in the world mattered to me.
Eve was the only person I told about my desire for at least one biological kid and my distress with my current situation. She seemed to get a sly grin on her face whenever I said something about that.
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