The ad read:
WANTED. A virile man to assist me in keeping my wife happy. We are in our late fifties and need help with our sex life. Call 696-0000. (Number changed to protect the guilty).
The ad was in a local underground swingers paper. The Midnight Rapture. Where people looked for others to get involved in sex games. Swapping partners, 3somes, orgies, or whatever other types of fun they might like.
"Hello?" A quiet female voice answered the phone. "Who's calling please?"
"Hi." I replied. "This is Ken. I'm calling about the ad in the paper with this phone number. Am I speaking to the right person?"
"Well, yes." She said with some hesitation. "We did place an ad. Maybe you could call later when my husband is home. Or you can give me your number so he can call you back?"
I gave her my number and she said thanks and we hung up.
Around 6 PM, I got a call.
"Can I speak to Ken?" A man asked.
"Speaking. Who's this?"
"Ken this is Chuck. You called earlier and spoke to my wife. She's a bit shy about this but said you had a nice voice. The ad is correct. We are looking for a discreet man to meet for a 3some. To help me with a little problem. I need to ask a few private questions, if you don't mind?"
"No problem. I know you have to be careful." I replied. "Ask away."
I answered all his questions telling him. My age 47, divorced for 4 years, two kids, height 6', weight 220, hair salt & pepper, had a couple female friends that I saw often.
We made a date to meet him and his wife for dinner at a restaurant in town the next evening. A safe way to size up each other.
Chuck and his wife surprised me with their appearance. He was thin, about 5'10, grey receding hair, small mustache. Ruth, his wife, was about 5'5", short grey hair, not fat but plump. Good sized tits.
She was wearing a white blouse and black slacks. He had on a black sport shirt and slacks. Both wore glasses.