"Do you like her?" Linda asked her husband.
They had just returned from their neighbor Barbara Smith's house.
Barbara worked at the library, and all the local kids adored her. Lately, Linda had grown close to her -- they often visited each other and went shopping together. Barbara's husband was a pilot who frequently traveled to distant countries -- Indonesia, Australia. They had two children and a large, cozy house.
Now, with her husband away again, Barbara had insisted that Linda and Archie visit to keep her company.
Though Archie hadn't noticed a trace of sadness in her. She was cheerful, smiling, and very talkative.
"You still haven't answered my question."
"Well... of course, I like Barbara. She's nice."
"That's not what I meant. Does she turn you on?"
Archie hesitated.
Under his gaze, Linda waited, not knowing exactly what she wanted to see in him -- an answer, or perhaps silence.
Everything felt a little too... tense.
"Well... I'd say she's an attractive woman."
"So she does turn you on?"
"Not like you, darling..."
Linda laughed. "Don't be afraid, this isn't a trap. I'm just curious if you find her attractive. She's very feminine."
"Linda..."
"And of course, you think I don't want an honest answer. I saw the way you looked at her."
Archie studied his wife carefully. She didn't seem angry. More like... intrigued.
"Listen," Linda continued. "I want you to do something for me."
"What exactly?"
"I want you to sleep with her."
Archie stared at her, not believing his ears.
"You're in a strange mood today," he finally said.
"You don't believe me?" She laughed again.
He was silent. He simply didn't know what to say.
Finally, Linda looked at him seriously. "I'm not joking, Archie. I really want you to do it."
"But... why?"
"I have my reasons."
Archie shook his head, trying to process what was happening. "Did she ask you for this?"
"No... she didn't. You'll have to seduce her. But don't worry... I'll teach you."
"So I'm supposed to approach a respectable woman, a mother of two, and seduce her?" Archie asked in disbelief.
"I'll make sure she comes to our house."
Archie suddenly wondered how well he really knew his wife.
"Do it for me. I need your help. I think you might even enjoy it," Linda continued.
"You want me to convince her to sleep with me?"
"I told you -- I'll guide you."
She gave him an appraising look, as if checking how willing he was.
"I'll invite Barbara over and make sure I have to leave for a long time," Linda said.
"That'll look too obvious if I start hitting on her right away. She'll be offended."
"I can stay, then. Just come and go. We'll have to move the dinner earlier -- maybe 7 or 8 PM. Putting the kids to bed and all that..."
"Alright, let's say I agree. What next?"
"It's simple. Compliment her."
"A compliment?"
"Yes. Praise her dress."
"Her dress?"
"Exactly. Tell her it's stylish and highlights her beauty."
"A compliment about her dress!? And that's supposed to seduce her?"
"Men... You really don't understand women. But yes, it will."
Archie shook his head in bewilderment.
"A compliment about her dress..."
Linda smiled. "It gets even more interesting. The key is to be sincere. Then step closer, say her name... and hug her."
"What if she's sitting?"
"Find a way to make her stand up. Remember: name first, then hug. And when you hold her, tell her she drives you crazy and that you want her."
"And she'll slap me, remind me she's married, and tell you everything."
"Maybe. But just say you can't help yourself. Then don't touch her -- act as if you don't know what to do next. Seriously. Oh, and before I leave, make sure she notices you."
"How?"
"Offer her a drink."
Archie listened carefully.
"And this will work?"
"Yes! But only if you do everything right. After confessing your crazy attraction, open your arms for another hug. Let her come to you. Got it?"
"So I compliment her dress, say her name, hug her, tell her she drives me crazy..."
"You're starting to get it. But first, make sure she notices you."
"Offer her a drink! Drink, dress compliment..."
"Yes, yes. And when she accepts your hug, hold her tighter, press against her, and tell her her body drives you insane. Then kiss her."
"Hug, press, kiss..."
"Exactly. And kiss her for at least five minutes. By then, she'll be ready, but you'll still need her consent..."
"For sex. And all in your presence."
"Exactly. You want me to stay, don't you? Now, let's think... After the kiss, say that her body drives you crazy."
"This is insane."
"The main thing is to sound sincere. Hug, kiss, then compliment her body. And then suggest sleeping together."
"This is ridiculous."
"Men..." Linda sighed. "You have to make her focus on your body. Make her feel that she has power over you. That she controls your desire."
Archie pondered.
"And this will work?"
"With Barbara -- yes. But that doesn't mean it will work with every woman."
"And with whom wouldn't it work?"
"Someone else. You need to seduce Barbara. Focus."
Archie sighed.
Linda just smiled.
And she made Archie rehearse the plan again and again -- completely and in parts -- until he executed everything exactly as she wanted.
It was madness -- the last thing he had expected in their marriage.
*** DΓ©jΓ vu Dinner. ***
Finally, the evening arrived. Linda had invited Barbara over for dinner.
Beforehand, she made sure Archie wore his blue shirt -- the one that hugged his frame just right -- and a pair of sharp, well-fitted trousers.
When Barbara arrived, she was radiant as always. She wore elegant slacks and a flowing, airy blouse that caught the light with every movement.
Archie took one look at her and let out a low whistle.
"Barbara, you look absolutely stunning," he said, his voice laced with admiration. "That blouse, those pants... My God, you're breathtaking. I adore you."
Barbara blinked, momentarily taken aback by the intensity of his praise.
Then, a slow, knowing smile spread across her lips.
She stepped closer, lowering her voice to a sultry whisper.
"Thank you, dear Archie. You always know how to make a woman feel special."
Her eyes flicked over his outfit.
"And you -- my goodness. That shirt, those trousers... You look like Sean Connery himself."
She knew exactly how much Archie loved old James Bond films.
Barbara chuckled at her own comment, sipping the wine Linda had poured for her.
Archie smiled, feeling a strange flutter of excitement and... something else.