We stood in the opulent lobby, along a velvet rope, waiting in line perhaps a hundred other couples in suits and gowns. We were both nervous. Amy, my wife, smiled at me and her eyes twinkled, but I could see she was trembling with anticipation and curiosity.
The truth was, we didn't know what was about to happen, and neither did any of the couples around us.
We were about to begin our audition for the group only known as The Society.
The energy in the long hallway was tense and excited and palpably expectant. Every man seemed respectable, though that meant different things for each one. And every woman was beautiful, in a gown picked to emphasize that. Lowcut necklines, clinging material, and high leg slits abounded. Everyone was there in couples. We saw a few couples that were two women. One in a suit and one in a gown. No single people were in line.
After more than a year of secret communication, jumping through hoops, and clandestine interviews, we were finally here. About halfway down the line. All we knew was that a few hundred couples would begin their auditions to join, and an even dozen would be admitted. Every year a dozen couples, no more, no less. And there were hints that, from each dozen, a leader couple would be chosen to join some kind of secret society council. And of course we knew that like most secret societies, The Society ran on sex.
Suddenly with a CREAK the giant doors at the end of the hall opened and the line began to move. Amy took my hand and squeezed it as we began to walk slowly forward. The line was full of gorgeous women - we'd had to provide pictures and videos of ourselves at various points and I was sure now that they selected only the most attractive couples, or at least, the couples with the most attractive wives - but she seemed to me to be the most beautiful of them all. Maybe I was biased. But was tall, one of the tallest women there, and sturdily built, and I loved that. She had a small waist and wide hips, and the way her red dress stretched across her ass was hard for me to keep my eyes off. Just as distracting was the way her neckline plunged down between her big boobs. She wore a necklace with a pendant that sat in her cleavage just to draw people's eyes there. Her eyes were outlined in more striking makeup than she usually wore, and the effect made me bite my lip.
As we moved slowly forward, I saw people looking around at each other, sizing up the competition maybe. And I saw people's eyes do just that, linger down her body and rest on the swoop of her breasts. Jealously, or hungrily. And I realized no other feeling is like watching someone else look at your wife with lust. Imagining her out of that dress.
I caught one man's eyes and grinned at him. Maybe mocking him, but gently. I know, I was saying with my look. And you know I've been between those tits a thousand times.
He swallowed and turned around. Idly, I returned the favor and looked his wife up and down. We were right behind them in line. She was smaller than Amy, delicate almost, but the way her lacy dress curved around her hips was appealing. He glanced back at me and I grinned again.
It was all to try to ignore the nerves building as we got closer to the door.
Inside, a group of old and middle aged men sat on a balcony overlooking the couples as they came in one by one. They wore suits too. A man in coat tails, white gloves, and a small mask met each couple as they entered. He looked up at the older men each time, and they talked among themselves quietly and one of them gestured one direction or another. The man then guided the couple through a door in that direction.
The couple ahead of us stood on the threshold.
"Good luck," Amy whispered. The man frowned over his shoulder at her.
They went in, and we saw then guided to the right.
"Are they weeding out couples just by looking at them?" Amy asked.
I nodded. "That's what it looks like."
"Whatever happens," she said. "I love you."
We were motioned forward.
We stood, feeling exposed, while high above us the fancy-dressed men examined us. Or, I could tell their eyes weren't on me. Amy realized the same thing, and she flushed. From above, her low neckline must have looked tantalizing. After standing awkwardly for a moment, she gave them a little wave.
One of them chuckled. They talked, and then motioned us in the same direction as the previous couple.
Through the door, we found ourselves in a kind of parlor, or drawing room. Ornate old furniture, antique books on the shelves, sepia maps of the world on one wall. A cluster of the previous couples were at the other wall, and we went to see what they were looking at. We passed the couple ahead of us. The man still looked grumpy. The woman was hard to read.
"They don't look like they're having a good time," Amy whispered.
"Are you having a good time?"
"I'm not sure," she said. "Is it weird if I say yes?"
"Having a good time being ogled by a bunch of old rich men in velvet suits?"
"I guess that is weird, huh?"
"If it's weird then I think I'm weird, too," I said.
"You like getting ogled?" she laughed. But she knew I meant I liked seeing her be looked at, and she smiled and blushed.
We got to the far wall and saw what everyone was looking at: paintings.
In a long line were paintings of couples. On one end, the paintings looked new. On the other, they were more faded and their frames were more antique. And when we got even closer, we saw that each frame had a year.
"I bet these are the Head couples from each year," we heard someone say.
And as we looked, we recognized a few of the men. They were the ones on the balcony, sorting the auditioning couples. Each of them was dressed in a dignified suit, sometimes with a watch chain, sometimes with a pipe, sometimes sitting in a thronelike chair. And each was accompanied by a woman.
And in each painting, the woman was naked.
Painting after painting of men in suits and women in nothing but the occasional string of pearls. Sometimes sitting on their husband's laps, sometimes leaning against his legs, sometimes with her head on his knee. Always looking straight at the painter. Sometimes bold, sometimes bashful, sometimes sultry.
"Oh my god," one woman said.
"Oh my god," a man said, in a very different tone of voice.
I glanced at Amy. She was looking back at me with a thoughtful, playful look.
"Those couples," she said. "They're the most powerful people in The Society."
"Yeah," I said.
"Let's join them," she said.
"Let's just get in," I said. "It's unlikely enough to even get to join The Society at all."
"Alright," she said. "Whatever you say."
But she looked back at the pictures, stately and somehow dignified even in the mismatched dress, and I could tell she wanted to be on that wall. I imagined it, sitting in a drawing room or in a birch glade, posing for a painter for hours in a silky suit while Amy draped her even silkier naked body across me. I had to take a deep breath and look away from the paintings.
I saw the man from earlier. He was still frowning. But I realized it wasn't just a grumpy frown. It was a gameface. He was here to win, too. I decided to make nice.
"Hi," I said. "I'm Steve."
"There'll be enough time to get to know each other if we're both in the twelve that get to stay," he said. "Otherwise it's a waste of time."
He turned abruptly and went back to his wife. She sighed as he took her hand and held it possessively.
I looked back and Amy and raised my eyebrows.
Another couple came in. They were both wide-eyed and grinning. The exact opposite of the couple that had been ahead of us. They were both short and a little bit round, but that didn't keep the woman from being stunning. She was dark and plump in the best way, with big soft boobs that spilled out of her tight dress. I could feel my eyebrows go up and Amy laughed at me.
"Sorry," I whispered.
"Hey," she said. "You know how you just found out you get turned on when other people look at me? I think I just found out I get turned on when you look at other people."
"Oh really," I said. I pulled her to me and she giggled. "Well I have a feeling we're both about to be very turned on very often for this whole ordeal."
At that moment, another door opened. Another man dressed as a fancy servant surveyed us. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said. "Allow me to offer my congratulations. Out of the two hundred couples invited today, you are the fifty couples to whom is extended a further invitation. Please join our hosts for a dinner in your honor."