So my wife stopped by a bar on her way home the other night. She sat at the end of the bar to be out of the way and enjoy the peace and quiet.
This guy came in and sat next to her and ordered a drink. He was friendly and outgoing as was she. She has full tattoos on her arms and back, 5' 2" with a great smile, full lips and high cheekbones. She has great tits and ass.
They started chatting and he offered to buy her a shot. She said I probably shouldn't. He said loosen up a little, life is short. She said okay and threw back a shot of Milagro. She said that was a lot of tequila. Whew. She began to get chatty with him a bit. He was asking her if she likes to party and such. Asked her if she was single, she said she was married but liked to have fun. He said like what type of fun, other people? She laughed and said she liked to mix it up once and awhile with her husband. He said damn, I was hoping you were single. She said really, is this your pickup line? He said no, it's been awhile and I thought I could get a blowjob or something. She almost spit out her drink laughing. She said "Just a Blowjob"?
He said well, I can get a blow job but most get scared off.
Well this got her attention. She said what do you mean? He said I have a very big DICK! So I try to warn any chick beforehand.
At this point she started to get really horny. She got up and used the restroom and called me. She said I met this guy at the bar and he really wants his "BIG" dick sucked and wont leave me alone. I asked what she wanted to do? She said she was super horney and wanted to do this. I said for sure, rock it. Just take a pic of you with it! LOL
She went back to the bar and said game on, you pay my tab and meet me at my truck outside. She walked out to her truck to see if he was bullshitting. He came out and got into the passenger seat and said well alright! She drove to the back of the parking lot and parked. He said you are really gonna do this, she said lets see what ya got and reached over and grabbed his dick. Yes he had a nice package from the outside but she crawled over the armrest to take his shorts off to see what he really had packing.