"I've never had to blatantly shove my ring into people's faces before! And I'm pretty sure I'm now conditioned to mention 'my husband' every other sentence. Why can't they just leave me alone, Tom?"
My wife Sarah, everybody. Twelve years together, seven years married. Normally she wasn't this much of a crybaby, but her mandated week in New York City courtesy of a work conference was finally getting to her.
What Sarah attributed to boundary issues on the part of the men at her company, I credited to her simply being a bombshell wearing a tight skirt -- but more on that later. Of course the guys knew she was married. Married, but still the worth the attempt. I told her as much.
"You might have a point," Sarah giggled gently, her voice giving away a slight tinge of anxiety. "I'll be real, I do wish I packed more than pencil skirts and yoga pants. And these heels, ah, I'll die!"
"Mm. Oh hey, babe, you got a call the other day," I said seriously, much to her confusion.
"On the... house phone? Are we still paying for that?"
"Yeah. It was the 90s, they said you didn't have to wear hosiery and heels to work functions anymore."
"Smart ass!" Sarah giggled some more. God, did I love her laugh. "Fine, just for you I'll update my wardrobe for next year's conference. Maybe. Anything new on the home front?"
Now was the moment I'd been dreading. I had a big ask to make of my wife, and despite being able to read her like a book on most days, today I had no idea how she'd react. Here goes.
"Hey, so, you remember Rob?" I coyly asked. "Dude I hung out with all the time before you and I hooked up?"
"Hmm... Oh, is this 'star high school quarterback' Rob?" Sarah replied in jest. "The 'peaked after screwing four cheerleaders on prom night' Rob? The 'drowned in a drug-fueled spiral of self-loathing and anxiety' Rob? Yeah, picked up a few things from your timeline. Is he talking to people again?"
"His house burned down in the fires."
Sarah paused. I could feel her embarrassment 3,000 miles away. "Oh. Oh shit, Tom, I'm sorry."
"It's fine, I know you don't know him very well. I kinda lost touch with him too. Anyway, he called me out of the blue today, and we got to talking, and, well, one thing led to another and I... I said he could stay at our guest house. While he gets back on his feet."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. He says he'll give us whatever he can wring out of his insurance, but of course has no idea when that'll be, and --"
Sarah cut me off, "Honey, if you're trying to convince me to let him stay, there's no need. You have a big heart and you're just trying to help your friend. Of course he can stay," she giggled delightfully.
"Ha, thanks," I chuckled. God, did I love her. Infinitely agreeable at the best of times, infinitely capable at the worst. "He'll be glad to hear that, 'cause I technically told him I'd check with you before anything was set in stone."
"Awh," she laughed some more. "I'm so glad I married a good man. I can't wait to see you tomorrow, honey. I miss you."
"I missed you too, babe." Seriously, I did; but I still had to joke about it. "I don't think my dick can take another night of manual handiwork."
"Pfft!" she snorted. "You better save some for your wife, Mister Pervert. She's a week dry now."
"Weird, very weird," I said. "Because I heard a rumor that she has fingers, too."
We kept sharing sweet nothings for another fifteen or fifty minutes until she went to bed. I decided on an early night myself; between work, meeting my friend Rob and picking up Sarah from the airport, it was going to be a busy day.
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I ending up taking a half day from work, having told my friend Rob that he could swing by my house anytime after noon. It wasn't until 2 that he finally rolled up in nothing else but a red, drop top Corvette. It wasn't new, but definitely still an eye-catcher.
The man himself looked much like I remembered him; not as muscular but still toned, not as dark but still tanned, a bit of gray speckling his long brown hair, but not enough to worry about. Basically he was your typical, handsome Californian. He was grinning when he saw me, and practically leapt from his car.
"Tommy!" he exclaimed as he outstreched his arms. He and I fell into a big bear hug, patting each other on the back.
"Robbie!" I mirrored his greeting. Back in the day, we fucking hated these names. Back in the day...
And just like that, I time traveled. it was like I was teleported six years into the past, or maybe twelve; before all the stress, all the bullshit, back when when a thing called hope was still alive and well. Fuck.
"Missed you, man," I smiled, and finally released him.
"You too, man," Rob gently punched my shoulder. "You too. Nice place you got here, huh?"
I shrugged modestly, but in truth we did own a dream two-story, five-bedroom house, complete with a huge open-area kitchen, dining room and living room. The living room extended out onto a large patio that overlooked our terraced backyard, which hosted a pool and our aforementioned two-bedroom guesthouse. For Southern California, it was a palace.
"I guess." I looked over the two bags in the Corvette's passenger seat, a small suitcase and a duffle bag. "Is that all you saved from the... y'know?" I wasn't sure if it was polite to mention the fire yet.
"Nah, got some stuff in a storage unit off the 15. 'Vette can't handle more than the essentials, you know how it is," he answered with a smile.
"Mm," I agreed -- not that I'd owned a coupe in the last ten years. I grabbed his suitcase for him, and he grabbed the duffle. "C'mon, lemme show you around."
I took Rob around the main house and into the backyard, showing him the pool and the quickest route to the guesthouse. He'd have ample room to himself while he stayed here, including two furnished rooms, a decent-sized kitchen complete with washer and dryer, and a good deal of sunlight streaming in from the ocean-facing bay windows. Rob couldn't stop praising the place. At the end of our tour I handed him the key to the guesthouse.
"Well, it's yours as long as you need it," I said. "Trash situation kinda sucks, but you got everything else in here. If we're lucky, I might even be able to convince Sarah to cook for three."
Rob held up his hands. "I wouldn't want to impose."
"You're not, c'mon. You'd do the same for me," I insisted, just as an alarm went off on my watch. "Speaking of Sarah, her plane's landing at the airport in a few. You good?"
He nodded, flashing me another of his handsome grins. "I'm good, man. Thanks. Seriously."
I gave him a fist bump, just like old times, then set off for the airport. As nice as it was to see Rob again, I was walking on clouds knowing that I was about to see my wife again after a long week alone.
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I arrived at the airport just in time to witness what might as well have been the best runway show on Earth: my perfect wife leaving the airport baggage claim.
I was only being a little facetious. Each and every one of her features were worth mentioning, if only to be recorded for song. Those playful blonde curls of hers that bounced as she moved, those pouty, pink lips that were just begging to be kissed, those large green eyes that sparkled in the afternoon sun, wreathed by those black-rimmed glasses she loved to wear; God, was she beautiful. And all mine, too, by some odd twist of fate.
Of course, the extent of this masterpiece didn't stop with her visage. Today Sarah was wearing her comfortable travel clothes; yoga pants that framed her slender legs with pink lines running down the sides, clinging so tightly to her as to put her curvaceous hips and heart-shaped ass on display. Her butt jiggled just enough with each and every step, drawing looks no matter where she walked. Above that she'd donned a black jacket that at least tried to hide her curves. Fortunately, that jacket came right off as soon as I took her bags from her, revealing a light tank top that could barely contain her glorious cleavage, made possible by a perfect pair of heavy, pillowy H-cups.
I could stare at nothing else.
"Always nice to be back in this weather," she sighed so sweetly.
"Mm. Weather," I absentmindedly replied.
Sarah drew closer to me for a kiss, but stopped short, instead deciding to playfully slap me on the cheek. "My pervy man. I love you..."
"I love you too."
Maybe the airport arrivals terminal wasn't the place for it, but I pulled her close to me then, squeezing her tightly as we made out. God, was she soft. How I landed Sarah was one of life's greatest mysteries, and never did a day pass where I took her for granted. Eventually, after being told off by some rent-a-cop, we got in the car and left for home, the warm afternoon sun making a dazzling show over the bay.
Sarah reached across the center console as soon as we hit the highway, and I took her dainty hand in mine.
"So," she smiled. "Has the eagle landed?"
"Yep. About two hours ago. Was really impressed by the place, if you could imagine."
"I'd hope so, considering he's getting it for free," she laughed. "Was he... doing alright?"
"Yeah. Actually, hella alright. You're not gonna believe it, but he looks just as I remember him, down to the 'You'll never make a corporate drone out of me' hairstyle," I laughed. "For a dude that was into some heavy shit just a few years ago, he looks great."
She squeezed my hand. "That's great! I can't wait to meet him for real. Hopefully he makes a good guest."
I hoped so, too.
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