Santa Christmas Eve (re-Written)

My English, grammar, punctuation, and sentence construction are bad. Please read on.

Short one since it's Christmas.

I dreamt this one up a couple of nights ago. Having just managed to get it down on paper. I hope you like it.

Santa Christmas Eve (Re-written.)

By Loony123tunes

The way up in the frozen north pole deep below the ice is one enormous large ice cave. Where all Santa elves work all around the year. They also look after Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer. Making sure he is ready for the hard night's work that comes once a year. As for Santa, he needs all the rest all year because of the work does. It's because of all the places he has to go to on Christmas Eve all around the world.

The elves work all year round making the toys for the boys and girls. They keep up with every piece of technology that comes along. Also, special presents for their Wives and Husbands. Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, Cousins not forgetting Grandad and Grandmother.

What amazes me is how Santa gets all those Christmas presents into that small sack of his. And able to get it down the chimney. And sometimes about get into the house with that special bit of magic, he has. Well, that's part of the magic of Christmas.

Once the elves have finished making all the Christmas presents, they all go into that small sack of Santa. Santa with the help of all his elves gets the sledge ready and Rudolf is hooked up. With the silent hoof, socks go on Rudolf. The sledge is a fitted silent slipper fitted to the rails. Santa gets wrapped up warm in his red coat pants and boots because of the cold. Setting at about eleven pm or there about on Christmas eve. When he knows all the little children are fast asleep. To deliver their presents.

With that special magic, he has. He travels miles and miles around the world to make sure all the small children get their presents.

He checks the letters from each of the children they have sent to him in the North Pole. And the ones who did not write to him. He knows what they want somehow. When he gets to the place. The presents they have asked for. Santa places them at the bottom of the Christmas Tree. All wrapped up in Christmas paper with bows and labels on.

Then Santa looks at the side of the fireplace. Looking for his mince pie, a small glass of Whiskey. Picking up a carrot or two for Rudolf. While he is in the house, he puts down the faithful wife's presents with the faithful husband's present. Also, if any of the family are stopping there for the night. That magic of his never wakes up anyone. I wish I could say thank you Santa.

Santa eats the mince pie, drinks the whiskey and feeds good old Rudolf with his carrots. Then Santa is back flying through the sky or jumping from house to house across the rooftops. Using his magic, he can use it at Christmas.

Santa flies around the world giving everybody what they have asked for. That magic of his is wonderful. He never forgets anyone. The Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles. Cousins are not forgotten and Grandad and Grandmother even get a small present. But love is all they want.

All the time Santa delivers presents around the world. He has time for the men who have been cheated on by their ex-wives. All Santa does is rest his hand on the man's sleeping head.

"She will be here for you next year. You don't have long to wait. And this time don't fuck things up," Santa says to him in his sleep. That's all Santa could do as he was not into gay sex.

He will wake up in the morning for a new beginning in his life with a smile on his face at last.

Santa does the same thing to all the men. Those who had cheated behind their ex-wife's back. Santa was hoping and praying they would see the error of their ways.

What comes next for the rest of Christmas Eve? Is what always takes it out of Santa.

He visits all the cheating wives in turn. He uses his PC to make sure he has everything right. Santa's magic is about to make it work for the cheating wives. They all have different ideas of what they want from Santa.

This is the part of Christmas Eve that takes its toll on him. He checks his PC. For the first ex-cheating wife. Like all the rest of them. They are naked in bed. Santa removes the blankets or the Duvet that covers them up. But not to wake them up. Santa spreads her legs. She wants it long and hard with a big fat member in her. Santa magic comes to life. With a sprinkle of magic on his member.

The member to the exact size and length that she has been missing. Santa pounds away for a Zeptosecond. It is about being for him. Santa comes and she comes. But for her, it's long, long minutes. She may want it twice, three or four times. Santa does his work in those Zeptoseconds.

Santa looks at her with a satisfied smile on her face. He covers her up with the blankets or the Duvet. In the morning there will be one hell of a wet spot on the bed. She will be wondering who screwed her last night. Because there is no man in the bed with her. Then she remembers what she asked for from Santa.

Poor Santa changes every time. Long and short fat and thin. Santa's magic works every time he goes into the cheating woman's house. He's glad they sleep through all it. But he knows when they wake up with a smile on their face. There is always that soaking wet spot where she has been lying.

Santa has moved on to the next ex-cheating wife. She wants a short fat one quick and fast. Santa magic comes to life. He uncovers her and pounds away. In a Zeptosecond he Comes and she Comes.

He moves on to the next one. She wants a different colour member. She wants it on her hands and knees. Santa puts her on the bed and spreads her legs. The magic comes to life. In goes his member, it's the right size for her. Thanks to Santa magic. Santa pounds away, he comes and she comes. But he does it again. In the next Zeptosecond.

On to the next cheating wife. Santa picks her up and carries her to the dining room table. Bending her over the table and pounds away.

On to the next one she wants it standing up against the bedroom wall. He comes she comes. That's to the Zeptosecond.

Santa gives all the ex-cheating wives what they want on Christmas Eve. Lying down on their backs. Some face down. Some up against the wall, Some over the kitchen table, Some over the dining room table, Some even on the couch. It's no trouble for Santa with the aid of the Magic he is about to use.

Some want it on their backs, some on their belly. Some want it kneeling down and some want it standing up against the wall. Santa gives it to all them in turn. The night is coming to an end. Santa's work is all done. He gets back on his sledge. Rudolf looking at him all tired out.

"Home," Santa calls out to Rudolf.

That's it for another 365 days. As soon as Santa gets back to the North Pole. He is with the head elf doctor. Who examines his worn-out member. The elf works his Magic on Santa. Santa does not want any STDs. From any of the one-night stands the cheating wives have been with.

Santa knows some ex-husbands will find a new life and the same goes for the ex-cheating wives. As many of them will find a new life. But more in the following year will fall by the wayside.

All Santa can say is "Ho, Ho, Ho."

Thanks to an old dear friend.

Using his magic.