Official Pussy Eating Contest Rules
Requirements:
3 contestants (no less than 3 because then it's not much of a contest, not more than three because more than 3 makes it too hard to remember who did what)
One judge. (The judge may not have had more than one alcoholic drink as this may interfere with her ability to accurately pick a winner, of course, the judge can consume as much as she wants after declaring a winner or winners)
Rules:
Take 3 pieces of paper and write the numbers 1, 2 and 3 on the pieces of paper. They are to be folded and placed in a container. The contestants will each pick a paper and the order will be determined by their selection.
Each participant is allowed 5 minutes to demonstrate their skills.
Between rounds the judge is allowed 5 minutes to gain her composure.
The following are permitted to be used to provide stimulation and may be used in any way seen fit by the contestant:
Tongue
Fingers
Nose
Chin
If the judge decides that any action taken by the contestant is uncomfortable she may make that action prohibited.
The judge may request that the contestants that are not currently participating provide additional assistance. Here are some examples
Bring a drink of water
Provide nipple stimulation
Provide pillows or other items that may assist in the judge's comfort.
The judge may disqualify a contestant after a contestant has had 2 warnings. Disqualifications are always at the discretion of the judge, the judge may offer more than 2 warnings
. If any of the contestants are disqualified the contest is immediately over
.
The contest requires 3 contestants, the judge may choose to award the prize to the 2 remaining players, or continue allowing them to complete their turn. But the contest is over and the rules do not apply.
Prohibited activities.
Trying to get the judge to do more than the contest rules allows or the judge feels comfortable with.
Placing any objects, large or not so large, in the judges mouth during another contestants time period.
The winner is decided by the judge after all contestants have been given a chance to demonstrate their skills. The judge's decision is final!
In the case of a tie:
A stop watch will be used.
The judge will determine who goes first by drawing numbers.
The tie breaker goes as follows:
Each contestant will be given one more opportunity to show their skills
The original rules apply as far as what may be used to provide the stimulation
The judge will start a stop watch when the contestant starts
The goal will be to make the judge reach climax in the shortest amount of time
The judge will signal that she has reached climax with the phrase "oh my god!"
The contestant to get the judge to Climax in the shortest amount of time is the winner!!
The prize will be oral stimulation by the judge performed on the winner. If after the tie breaker if the judge feels that there was no clear winner she may award the prize to all contestants. (if the judge cannot in good conscience choose just one winner, she has the option of throwing out the tie breaker and declaring everyone a winner)
Prize:
The prize is oral stimulation performed by the judge. If the judge had permission to have sex with the contestants then this would also qualify as a prize. This would be a benefit if more than one prize were to be awarded. For the judge to have sex with a contestant as a prize requires special permission and this has not been granted.
Judge's Sheet
(Not to be shared with the contestants)
The judge must seriously consider whether or not to start this contest. Choosing to be a judge in such a contest requires that the judge be willing to complete the contest. Once the first contestant starts the judge is committed to complete the game. This includes providing the prize.
If you are even considering playing this game you must be in very, very bad girl mode!
Logistics:
