This is a very dark little opus, and fairly short vs what I had originally conceived. (For those of you concerned with such things, I get a lot of inspiration from dreams and those just-before-sleep / just-before-waking periods.
This is in Loving Wives because that's where many such stories go; but, it has an exceptionally strong Fantasy component. If time travel or general fantasy are not turn-ons, please skip.
Also: Not an homage to Papatoad; but influenced? Yeah, prolly.
I awoke slowly, processing the tableau.
I was in bed; I felt young; there was someone in the bed with me.
Remembrance seeped into my consciousness. I smiled at the thought: It was the morning after my wedding. My newlywed wife, Sherry, was laying beside me.
I glanced over at her pale skin, placed a finger to her neck, and smiled even more broadly.
I reached for the phone.
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(Twenty years earlier)
I reached for the phone. Its shrill insistence had roused me from a light nap. I glanced at the Caller ID, and cursed. I knew what was in store.
I picked up the handset. "Hello?" I lied.
"You're late again, asshole." Yep, my bitch ex-wife. I had harbored a vague hope it might be one of my two sons. Fat chance: they hated me more than their mother did. As if that was possible.
"I'm two days late. It's not an emergency for you, and we both know it."
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" she shrieked. "You're gonna pay me that pissant little two hundred a month, whether you like it or not!"
"You have plenty. Why don't you and Screwer just get married and leave me alone?" I was getting hot, though I knew what was coming.
"None of your goddamned business what STEWART and I do. Learn to pronounce his name for a change, shit-for-brains."
"I know how to pronounce your names. Scary Sherry and Stewart the Screwer." I recognized the complete lack of decent rhyme scheme; I just loved to steam her.
"Just send the goddamned money NOW!" she screeched, and hung up. Loudly. Clearly, a land-line with handset.
I stared at my iPhone, wondering (very briefly) why Steve Jobs had not preminisced the need for such an attachment to his signature creation.
Then, I stared at my surroundings. I lived in a small (and I do mean small) condominium, two bedrooms, one bath, purchased before I met Scary Sherry (and thus a non-marital asset), the stairs being my sole source of exercise. Not a bad place to live; but at this point in my life (and career) I should have been doing much better.
I sat down in my recliner, a worn but trustworthy souvenir of my bachelor days, put my head back, and started a small pity-party.
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I'd been out of school for three years when I met Sherry. Bachelor's in Accounting, good job, nice little condo, saving money left and right, just about to sit for the CPA. Life wasn't just good: it was sweeeet.