Friday, 10 March 2017
Oh, shit!
I knew that I was in trouble as soon as I walked in the door. Sitting in the living room were Staff Sergeant (SSgt) Corman, SSgt Taylor, Technical Sergeant (TSgt) Hanley, TSgt Woods and, worst of all, Senior Master Sergeant (SMSgt) O'Grady. My name's Robert Johnson, and I'm only a Master Sergeant (MSgt) in the Air Force; while I outranked most of them, SMSgt O'Grady outranked me, though he wasn't in my chain of command.
Also sitting in my living room, actually, kind of leaning against the backrest of the chair in which SMSgt O'Grady sat, was my lovely wife Gail, and Gail did not look happy.
"I suppose," Gail began, "you know what all of these Airmen have in common, don't you?"
Yeah, I knew. They were from different squads at Langley Air Force Base, had wildly different jobs, had no real reason to see each other, besides in passing or at the BX, except for one thing: I had fucked all of their wives.
Now, understand: service members screwing other service members' wives is an old, old tradition. Everybody knew that it happened, but no one looked too closely, because all Hell would break loose when the actual trysts were discovered. It was one thing to know that yeah, a lot of wives got laid by men who weren't their husbands, especially in base housing -- though Gail and I weren't in base housing anymore -- but something entirely different to know that MSgt Johnson had been doing the deed with Judy Corman.
And Joanne Hanley.
And Joella Taylor.
And, oh shit, what's her first name? Mrs Woods.
And no one could ever forget Sarah O'Grady. As Irish as her husband, real Irish, an immigrant with her lovely
Contae Luimnigh
accent, jet black hair -- now with streaks of grey -- and flashing green eyes. When Irish eyes are smiling' . . . .
But SMSgt O'Grady's Irish eyes weren't smiling at me. He was a third generation American, had none of the Irish accent, and his steel grey eyes were as cold and deadly as an E-8 with 24 years in the Air Force could have. It was a long-practiced death stare, one which said 'You do not mess with me, boy,' and it was well known that Lieutenants, Captains and even Majors did not mess with O'Grady.
But if I'd never have messed with SMSgt O'Grady, I had messed with his wife, and I think I was about to pay the price for that.
Well, it was clear that I was busted, and the only answer to Gail's question was that yes, I knew.
"Well, dearest husband, these fine gentlemen also know what they all have in common, and, believe me, they are not happy about it. The only question is, how to settle accounts."
It would have been simpler, I suppose, if they had just been there to kick my ass. I'm a big guy, and I spend a lot of time in the gym -- got to keep up with Air Force physical fitness requirements, you know! -- and I'm pretty buff. Gail had always appreciated that. Trouble is, Judy, Joanne, Joella, Sarah and whatever the heck Mrs Woods name was appreciated it as well.
But, strong and buff as I was, there was no way I could take on five men, all in good physical condition, even if only Woods was as big as I am. Between the five of them, they could have mopped up the floors with me, and, truth be told, O'Grady was just plain lethal.
Still, I knew: they weren't going to kick my ass. That's the kind of quick revenge that's immediately gratifying, but that's also the kind of thing that can get you thrown in the stockade -- the Air Force doesn't have its own jails, and prisoners are normally sent to either an Army stockade or Navy brig -- and kicked out of the service. SMSgt O'Grady already had his twenty years in, and could retire if he wanted, but a dishonorable discharge could cost him his benefits and pension. None of the other guys were able to retire yet -- and I was still half a year away from my twenty -- but they didn't need to be brought up on charges.
No, if they were going to get their revenge with their fists, they'd have done it away from my home, out of sight, where I'd have to crawl half a mile to get help.
Trouble is, an ass-kicking would probably have been the least bad thing that could have happened to me.
"And here's how we're going to settle them, sweetie. You fucked all of their wives, right? Well, now, they all get to fuck me."
"Huh?
What?
" I couldn't process that one.
"Oh, yeah, sweetie, they all get to fuck me,
revenge
fuck me, and, even better, you get to watch."
"What the fuck?" I almost exploded.
"Oh, yes, what the fuck indeed." Oh, shit, Gail was enjoying this. "All these years I've been a good, faithful little Air Force wife, while you've been out dipping your wick in anyone who'd spread her legs for you. I think I get to see what I've been missing out on.
"So, we've already got it all planned out. Gary and Clyde -- that's Woods and Taylor -- are going to fuck me, tonight, in our marriage bed, and you are going to sit right in that nice armchair in our bedroom and watch. I've never gotten double-teamed before, and it sounds like fun. I'm going to keep winking at you while I get spit-roasted, and you're going to sit there and take it. You cucked them, and now they're going to cuck you.
"Then, Marc and Jeff, Corman and Hanley to you, get to fuck me next weekend. They aren't interested in a threesome, so one gets me Saturday, and one gets me on Sunday."
"Listen," I interrupted, "yeah, I did a bad thing . . . ."
"
Several
bad things,
many
bad things," Gail shot back.
"But two wrongs don't somehow make a right." I was grasping at straws here.
"No, they don't, but they sure can make
revenge,
can't they, sweetie? Of course, if you don't go along with it, just remember: adultery is still illegal under the UCMJ, and they can have you brought up on charges for fucking their wives. A serial predator, working his way through base housing? 497
th
ISR Group, with a Top Secret clearance, and you'll get caught up in this? Think you'll ever make E-8 with that in your file, even if you don't get thrown in jail?
"But, finally, and this is the fun one, Sergeant O'Grady here, and you ought to
feel
the massive cock he has," Gail said as she fondled him, right in front of me, "has two weeks of TDY at Patrick, right on the Florida coast, and he's taking me with him. I get Spring Break to lay on Cocoa Beach all day, and he gets to put that big dick of his up my pussy all night. But, don't worry, sweetie, I'll be sure to text you every night, and tell you how it went."
They had me, and they knew it. Gail and I had bought the house on Foxhill Road just a few months ago, using a VA loan. If she divorced me, after what I'd done, she'd get the house and alimony, while I'd still be stuck with half of the payments, even though she worked. More, since I was only half a year away from my retirement eligibility, and a divorce would take longer than that if she put up any fuss at all, she'd automatically get half of my retirement! Not only had I fucked up, I had royally fucked myself over.
"And what happens after you get your revenge fucks in, Gail? Are you leaving after that?"