This story popped into my head after my wife told me one of her friends is a frequent visitor to Literotica.com. The events described here never happened, I swear! As always, all of the characters, websites, and locations are fictitious. Thanks for reading my story.
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"Oh my god! What a trip! I hope I never have to go back to that shit hole again." Amy said as she dragged her bags in from the garage.
"Hello, Honey, I take it the inspection did not go well?" Bill said as he stood at the stove, stirring the bubbling pasta sauce.
"Those people are completely clueless. The regional director is just dumber than dirt, stupid as a stone, dumb as a box of rocks!"
"Well, did you ladies set him straight? I'm assuming it's an HIM because it's Iowa."
"Yes, and he's an ass. He's a fraternity brother of Jackson, and I think that's his only qualification for his job!
"So, who went with you to this shit hole?"
"Linda, Robin, Sally, and Mary, the usual group."
"Well, that's definitely the "A" team, so I assume there was an attitude adjustment achieved before you ladies departed?"
"Of course, but not until Mary explained to him how he could lose most of his discretionary funding unless he complied with our findings.
"Has Corporate ever pulled any regional funding for being out of compliance?"
"Maybe once or twice, but nobody wants to test us on that threat. Besides, our clients deserve the safest, highest quality products we can provide and it's our job to make sure they get it!"
"I think you and your Dixie Chicks have probably saved the company's reputation and, I'm sure, tons of money, over the past decade. I'm sure upper management is very proud of your group, Babe."
The "Dixie Chicks" is the nickname Bill had given her four underlings, not the country band. The four ladies had all transferred to corporate headquarters, in Ohio, from southern states. Two from Atlanta, one from Jacksonville, and one from Mobile. They have all been in Columbus for over ten years, but they each still had a hint of their southern accents. The ladies are Quality and Environmental Specialists. They are graduates of some of the finest Environmental and Engineering schools in the USA. They are smart, hard-working, and completely dedicated to their "Mother Hen," which is their nickname for Amy. The four are about 20 years younger than Bill and Amy. She has been their fearless leader for ten years and has boosted the career paths of all her "Chicks."
The youngsters might tease her about her lack of expertise with computers and social media, but have immense respect for her knowledge, experience, and supervisory skills. She has also become their substitute mother because their real moms live so far away. It's obvious she loves taking on that role. Bill and Amy raised two boys, but she never got the daughter she wanted.
Amy walked up to the stove and wrapped her arms around Bill, "Thank you, honey. I'm sorry I get so worked up about this stuff. Yum! That smells good!"
"Why don't you pour us some wine? The pasta has about 2 minutes and then we can eat," Bill said as he grabbed the salad from the fridge.
As they ate, Bill asked more questions about Amy's trip. She always wanted to talk about her work and Bill was a good listener. He would let her go on and on and always seemed very interested in everything she had to say. Amy loved these talks and Bill always encouraged her to vent.
"So, did you gals get to go out much, or did you work them to death?"
"We worked through lunch a couple of days, but had dinner together each night."
"Any new gossip from the ladies? Has Robin forgiven Bob for buying that boat?"
"Oh yeah, She and the kids love that damn thing. They have been out on the lake every weekend since he bought it. She wants us to go out with them. I told her we might."
"That sounds like fun. You know I love to be out on the water. But, it's been a while since I've been on a pair of skis, or have done any fishing."
"So, what did my handsome husband do here at home, while his loving wife was off working her ass off?"
"Oh, we finished the Wilson contract and got it signed. Actually, it went so well we had it signed before lunch today. So, after a celebratory lunch at Lindy's, I gave everyone the rest of the day off."
"Nice! So what did you do all afternoon?"
"Hopefully, you noticed I cut the grass and cleaned up your flower beds, as promised. Then I sat out back and did some writing."
"Writing? Oh, you mean one of your stories. Did you get it submitted?"
"Not yet, I need to change the ending, but you don't want to hear about that."
Amy shook her head, "Not really, but Mary and Sally probably would."
Bill's head snapped up with a confused look on his face, "What?
Bill started reading online stories submitted by amateur writers many years ago. Early on, he had tried to share some of the better stories with Amy, but she showed little interest in them. Once she realized they were from a "Porn Site" she refused to discuss them with her "Pervert" husband.
Later, when Bill finally decided to try writing his own story, Amy politely listened as he talked about his story and the responses it had solicited, but it was obvious she had no interest in such nonsense. So Bill was shocked by her comment about Mary and Sally.
"Why would you say that about Mary and Sally?"
"They saw Linda had one of those trashy, paperback romance novels in her purse and all four of them started talking about various authors and books they'd read. Then Sally said something about reading sexy stories online and Mary asked her which website she liked. They mentioned a couple and one of them sounded like the one you use, but I wasn't sure.
"I don't know why I said anything, I guess I was just trying to be part of the conversation, but I blurted out that you had published some porn stories. Well, the gals were all over me, asking me what site, what stories, and what username did you use.
They were kinda miffed when I told them I had no idea where you published those silly stories, but they mentioned one, and I thought I remembered you saying the name. They couldn't believe I didn't know your username and accused me of holding out on them."
"Amy, I gave you all that info more than two years ago. I didn't want you to think I was trying to hide anything from you."
"I know, but you know I don't like that kind of stuff, but apparently Mary and Sally read those stories all the time and Linda and Robin got all excited about it and said they would check out that website.
"Good lord, these are intelligent, articulate, educated women! I simply can't imagine why they would be interested in some trashy porn stories?"
Bill sighed, he was sure Amy didn't fully realize she was dismissing and belittling his writings as "trashy porn stories." He had long ago accepted the fact that she would never have anything to do with his writings.
"Well, I've told you that some of those stories are pretty well written and a few of the authors even have published works for sale on Amazon. Some of my favorite stories have no sex in them at all, so it's not all "trashy porn."
"Whatever, I'm sure the youngsters are looking for trashy stories. They asked me to get your username so they could read your stories."
"Um, Babe? Are you sure you want them to read my stuff? I mean, these are your coworkers. Some of my stories have sex scenes, do you want them discussing the sex scenes your husband has written?"
"What do I care? They're all fiction. I'm sure you've never written about OUR sex life. ... Oh god, you HAVEN'T, have you?"
"No, of course not." Is what Bill said, "that would be pretty fucking boring" is what he thought, but would never say.
"Okay then, text me your handle, username, or whatever and I'll give it to my girls."
Bill slipped his phone out of his pocket and sent a one-word text to his wife, "FunGuyOH74." He put his phone away and sat back in his chair. The idea of the Dixie Chicks reading his stories both frightened him and appealed to him.
His stories were a bit sloppy, especially the early ones and it kinda embarrassed him to think about the girls seeing all his typos and misspellings and thinking he was stupid. Then there were the sex scenes, would they assume those were his experiences, or maybe his fantasies? The truth is, Bill tried to write the sex scenes to fit the characters in his story, with no regard for his personal preferences or desires. Would the gals understand that?
Life has a way of occupying your mind, so Bill hadn't thought about the Dixie Chicks for several months. Amy had just informed him she had invited the Gals and their men to a pool party at their house to celebrate their outstanding mid-year evaluations.
"So, please get the pool cleaned up and make sure the chemicals are exactly right. Also, please clean up the flower beds and make sure the furniture is clean. Oh, and please restock the bar cart and buy some craft beer."
"Okay, no problem. Let's see, there will be ten of us?"
"Twelve, Manny, and Erma will be here to hand out a couple of awards to the girls."
"Twelve, okay. Am I grilling, or are you cooking?"
"Neither, Corporate approved an addition to my expense account to cover a caterer. I tried to get a bartender, but that's kinda frowned on now by Legal, so I'm counting on you to handle the drinks."
"I can do that. Hey, relax, this will be fun!"
"Yeah, I just wish Manny wasn't coming, he makes the youngsters uneasy, especially Robin. I know Bob is pretty protective of her, I just don't want any trouble."
"I'll keep an eye on the old perv, but with Erma here I kinda doubt he'll do anything too obvious. I'm pretty sure she'd rip his nuts off if he fucked up."