So... do I have a story for you guys! I told you I was going to be naughty this week!
Let's start from the beginning. My offices at work have been getting renovated for the past couple of weeks. If anyone has experienced working with commercial tradies, well it is so annoying. Everything seems to take so long, and no one seems to be able to make a simple decision. It has been an absolute shit fight to get any work done. The one and only positive. All the hot tradies walking around and when I mean all, I mean almost every tradie working in and around my has been easy on the eye. I guess that has been part of the reason I have not been able to get any work done.
So what do you expect of me. I wouldn't be 'The Fun Mum' if I didn't do something about it. And that is exactly what I did.
There was one tradie especially, that had caught my eye quite early on! He had the hottest tattoos and the nicest eyes. He also was super friendly and kept making unnecessary stops into my office, which I caught on to really early... but hey, I'm not complaining. It made my work days very, very fun, even if it meant I didn't get much done.
Well after a couple of days of this I thought fuck it.
The next time he came to my office I made sure to bend over right as he walked in so he caught a glimpse of my new thong. It worked a treat because he point blank asked me if I wanted to go for lunch. I mean what can I say... pretty harmless going for lunch with a cute tradie, right? Well, I already had my backstory planned if anyone from the office saw us eating lunch together. He was going to be a friend of a friend.
I got back to work, well tried to anyway. But my mind kept wandering to my lunch date that was approaching quickly. I had a feeling this one was going to go be a lot of fun.