The Long Con
Samuel Blackstone, aka Robert Hamilton, looked up from his computer at the woman lying on the hotel bed. "We need to watch our spending," he said in an irritated voice.
"What are you talking about?" Emma Blackstone, aka Lorelei Hamilton, shot back. "You told me we had over a quarter of a million dollars in our account."
"We do," he admitted, "but we're running through cash like a drunken sailor on leave. Suites at the Essex House don't come cheap. We need to start looking for our next con. I want to get something going before things get tight."
"You worry too much," she said dismissively. "That job out west three years ago set us up pretty damned nicely, and I want to keep enjoying it. Something will come up for us -- it always does."
He shook his head. "I just think it would be a lot smarter for us to start looking for a mark now rather than waiting till the last minute."
"So what do you want me to do: google 'naΓ―ve rich single men in New York City'?" she asked sarcastically. "Or maybe you could join the Wealthy Widows Dating Service and find some lonely old biddy on death's door to marry."
"Go ahead and joke, but I think we need to start scanning the society pages and working the charity ball circuit for prospects."
"Alright," she sighed, "if it'll make you happy. But I still don't think there's any rush."
He sighed and went back to his spreadsheet.
Two nights later, Sam groaned as he stood up from the restaurant table. "I had too much to eat," he complained, "I'm going to walk back to the Essex House."
"Not me," Emma said, "it's too far, and I want to get back in time to watch that show I like."
"Alright," he shrugged, "you catch a cab and I'll be along in a little while."
There were plenty of cabs waiting outside Tavern on the Green, and Sam watched her as she sped away. The spring air was still cool, so he set off at a brisk walk, heading down Central Park West. As he came to Columbus Circle, he noticed an attractive young red-headed woman crossing the street. As she passed in front of him, she stumbled and lurched into a businessman heading in the other direction. She grabbed him to keep from falling, and the man caught her and helped her to her feet. As he did so, his wallet tumbled to the sidewalk. Quickly snatching it off the pavement, the man glared at the red-head. "Hey, are you trying to steal my wallet?" he snapped. With another hard look at her, he hurried on. The woman watched him for another moment, then turned and walked into the park.
Intrigued, Sam followed her, catching up with her as she walked along the cobblestone pathway. "Your technique needs practice," he remarked, and she looked back at him nervously. "What are you talking about?"
"I saw you try to snatch that guy's wallet, but you made a couple of mistakes."
"You a cop or something?"
He laughed. "Nope, I'm in the game, just like you."
She stared at him with animosity that slowly dissolved into curiosity. After a moment she stopped walking and turned to face him. "So what did I do that was wrong?"
His face grew serious. "Two things. Obviously, your dip needs work: dropping his wallet like that wasn't cool. Second, you really should have had an accomplice with you so you could hand the prize off in case the mark got suspicious."
She looked at him, wary but interested. "Are you really in the game?"
He wanted to impress her. "For quite a while now. And not just the penny-ante stuff, major cons, some of them running a long time."
She looked at him carefully. "Very interesting. You ever work with a partner?"
Now he was cautious. "Occasionally."
She understood. "Okay, well thanks for the pointers." She started to walk away, then stopped and came back. As he watched, she reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a money clip thick with bills. "Just so you'll know, I wasn't after the mark's wallet. I saw him flash this in a store. The wallet spill was just a diversion."
He laughed, impressed. "I think I underestimated you." He looked at her carefully. "Do you live around here?"
"Do you?"
He nodded. "Very good -- can't be too careful."
Now she was the one giving him a long look. "How about swapping numbers?"
"Why would I want to do that?'
She grinned. "Because you might need to get in touch with me if you need a partner. Or, I might have something that would interest you."
He hesitated, but she really was attractive. "Sure, why not?"
They exchanged phone numbers and he noticed she was using a burner phone. He smiled to himself; he was doing the same thing.
"Okay," she said, "this has been uh, unexpected. But who knows, maybe I'll see you around."
"Aren't you going to tell me your name?"
She shook her head. "You can call me Miss Underestimated."
He laughed. "Right -- because of the money clip."
"That, and because of this." She reached into the other pocket of her jacket and pulled out his wallet. Tossing it to him, she snickered, "Definitely underestimated."
"I'll be damned," he swore as she turned and walked away, swinging her hips.
"How was your walk?" Emma asked when he opened the door to their suite.
"A funny thing happened," he said, and something in his tone of voice caught her attention. He told her about his encounter and she reacted with predictable ire. "I can't believe you'd do that! Even if she wasn't a cop, she's nothing more than a common pickpocket."