This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons is entirely coincidental. All characters depicted in sexual situations are at least eighteen years old.
As always, any political, social or religious views in this story are those of the characters and their circumstances, and don't necessarily reflect those of the author.
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PART NINE -- Transitions and their Benefits
"What's your game, Bethany?"
I suddenly catch on to why her phone had been sticking up out of the pocket of her purse while we were in the room, and why she'd placed it so carefully on the desk. Now it's playing a video of the sex we just had. And indeed, if she hadn't warned me that she'd already uploaded it into the cloud, I
would
have snatched it and erased the recording.
"Here's the deal," she says, her nervousness back with a vengeance. She's obviously not at all comfortable with whatever it is she's doing here. "I'm a little over a year away from getting my PhD in Women's and Gender Studies. That's one of those fields where you can't make any money without a doctorate and a teaching position, but my advisor, Suzanne, says she can get me into a position when I graduate. We have a professor retiring and there's going to be an opening."
It hits me from her inflection, and the fact that Bethany has referred to her by her first name, that this
Suzanne
may be more than just her advisor.
"It sounds like you've got the academic world by the tail, Bethany, but how exactly does this involve me and an illicit sex video?"
"I can't get any more student loans, I'm flat broke, tuition is due and I'm about to be evicted from my apartment," she says.
Ah, it starts to become clear. I dearly wish I hadn't mentioned anything about that "eight-figure" deal to her over the phone. She knows I've got money.
"But your folks live in a nice neighborhood," I protest. "They must be doing well. Can't you hit them up for just a little more money?"
"Yeah,
money
. That's really all they ever did for my older brother and me. We were such a drag on them. We never lived up to their expectations, so they just bought us off while they spent their precious
time
on everything else. Sure, I drove a BMW in high school, but that was just so they'd feel better about taking two weeks in the middle of July every year to go on some foreign vacation.
Without
us."
"Wow, I'm sorry to hear that."
"I always took summer classes in college so I wouldn't have to wish them
bon voyage
when they left." She shrugs. "They died near the end of one of those vacations, before my senior year. They were in Japan, celebrating their silver anniversary, when-"
"-their tourist rickshaw was hit by a bus in Osaka," I finish for her.
Her eyes get big. "How did you... Wait, Teri
told
you that about me?"
"No, Kira said that's what happened to
her
parents."
Bethany thinks, then nods. "They willed the house and their investments to my brother and me. Graduate school has been expensive though, so I blew through my share and even had Spencer buy me out for my half of the house. Now I need fifty grand to make it to graduation."
"So it's blackmail. I pay you fifty grand or you send the video to Anna?"
She nods. She's obviously ashamed of herself, but she's just as obviously desperate.
"Why didn't you just take a year off and get a job?" I ask. Myself, I worked full time during college to supplement my scholarship. I hadn't had rich parents.
She just blinks.
"Bethany, you've never worked a day in your life, have you?"
"No one will pay me what I'm worth," she says defensively.
Argh! Another economic illiterate. "Bethany, your worth in the market
is
what someone is willing to pay you. No more, no less. If you wanted to get paid more, you should have picked a different degree or learned some skills that are
worth
more."
To my surprise, Bethany chokes back what I'm sure was going to be an angry, indignant response. Instead, she hangs her head. "Yeah, I know that now. I should have gotten a more practical degree, like my brother did, but men just make me so
mad!
"
Thus the degrees in Women's Studies...
"Also, if I delay, that open position will be gone. I
have
to graduate next year. I've run out of options."
I actually feel bad for her, but there's no way I'm going to be blackmailed, especially since I was going to tell Anna about this anyway.
I pull out my phone.
"What are you doing?" Bethany asks.
"I'm calling Anna to tell her what we just did."
Bethany's mouth is hanging open.
"Hi Big Guy," Anna says.
"Hi Beautiful. You're on speaker with Teri's friend, Bethany."
"Oh,
wow
. Hi Bethany. It's wonderful to get to talk to you."
"Uh, hi," Bethany says, obviously lost with where this conversation is going.
I jump in. "Bethany says she's willing to act as a go-between with Teri."
Anna gasps happily. "Now why didn't
I
think to get a hold of Bethany? This is exciting."
"There's a catch, though," I say sadly. "She told me she would only do it if I had sex with her."
"
What
!" Anna's happy tone is gone now. "You're not going to
do
that, are you?"
"Um, I already did. She wouldn't give me time to call you first, so I was going to call you as soon as we got done, but now she wants fifty grand or she'll send you the secret video she made of us."
There's a long pause. "Wait, this is another one of your ridiculously elaborate practical jokes,
isn't
it, Peter?"
I haven't
ever
played a practical joke on Anna, so I surmise that her words are a signal to me that she's playing a game of her own. I'll need to play along until I can figure out what it is.
"Um, no. This is no joke."
Anna laughs. "Oh no you don't, Peter. You're not getting me this time. And which of your old girlfriends is pretending to be Bethany? Teri described Bethany to me, so I
know
you wouldn't sleep with that skanky slob if your life depended on it."
Bethany turns bright red. "I have the recording that proves he did,
and
that he loved it."
"Really? I'm calling your bluff, Destinee. Or Allison, or Candice, or whichever one you are. If you've got that video,
I'll
give you fifty grand for it."
"I'm sending it to you right now." Bethany pulls up the number I'd stupidly given her earlier, attaches the file, and hits send.
Thirty seconds later, Anna gasps. "Oh my God, that's horrible."
"I
told
you he fucked me," Bethany says triumphantly.
"And it looks like he gave it to you good too, but that's not the horrible part."
"Huh?"
"It's your hair. That cut is
tragic
. Girl, you've
got
to find a better stylist."
"But your husband-"
"Bethany, listen. Peter and I have an open marriage. He can screw whomever he wants, though sometimes I wish he had better taste."
Bethany doesn't like that at all. I'm a bit surprised myself. I've never heard Anna be intentionally rude to anyone before.
"Look," Bethany sputters, "if I don't get my fifty grand, I'm going to-"
"No you're
not
," Anna interrupts, all humor gone from her voice now. "Blackmail is a
felony
. I've been recording this call since the first mention of coercion. If that video ever shows up
anywhere
, I'll see that you go to jail."
Bethany's face goes from anger to fear.
"Do we have an understanding?" Anna asks calmly.
Bethany is obviously trying desperately to think of a way to turn this back in her favor. It's time for me to jump back in and put any such ideas to rest.
"Now that we have a copy of the recording," I say to Bethany, "it wouldn't be difficult to show it to
Suzanne
."
Her face goes from fear to horror. "Oh my God,
no
! She'd kill me for being with someone else, especially a
man
. I'd
never
get that position." Then she clams up, realizing what she's just confirmed for me. She's a day late and a dollar short, though.
"Bethany," I say calmly, "just give me Teri's email address and we'll forget that any of this ever happened." I'll have to talk to Anna about whether we should risk using it to contact Teri.
Bethany nods slowly and pulls out a small pad and paper, writing the address down and handing it to me. "You don't want me to play that recording to her?"
"Not after this. As a matter of fact, I don't want you to communicate with her at
all
for a couple of weeks. What you say might be colored by what just happened here."
She's starting to get up, but then she eases back down. "Peter," she says, unable to meet my eyes, "I'm really sorry about all of this. Teri's an old friend and I know now that you really
do
want the best for her. What I did to you was totally shitty, and she deserves better than that from her friends."
She gets up and starts to walk away. I'm guessing that her words are sincere, but I can't know for sure at this point. "Bethany, hang on just a second," I say. "Would you mind waiting over there for just a moment while I speak privately with my wife?"
"Uh, sure." She heads over to another cluster of chairs at the far corner of the lobby.
I take my phone off speaker. "Anna, I am
so
sorry about all of this."
"Peter, it's okay. We
did
agree to an open marriage. And I know you did this out of the goodness of your heart, not because Bethany's hot." Sure, but I know her well enough to hear the pain in her voice. I've hurt her.
"I was still an idiot for not seeing this coming, Anna. Thanks to your quick thinking, though, we're not being blackmailed."
"She sounded really sorry about what she did. Do you suppose she's sincere in that?"
It sounds like Anna's thinking along the same lines as I am. "I'm not sure, but I think I know how to find out." I explain to her what I'd like to do.
"I like your thinking, Big Guy," she says. "Let me know what happens."
Bethany stands up as I approach. I hand her a small slip of paper.
She stares hard at it. "This is a check for fifty thousand dollars.