THE FOLLOWING STORY IS TRUE. ALL EVENTS AND BEHAVIOR ARE FAITHFUL ACCOUNTS OF PAST OCCURRENCES. NAMES HAVE BEEN ALTERED TO PROTECT MY POSTERIOR AND KEEP ME OUT OF COURT. WRITER'S LICENSE AND HUMBLE DISCRETION HAVE BEEN USED WHERE AND WHEN I FELT IT EXPEDIENT TO AVOID ADVERSITY OR TO ENHANCE EPISODIC INTERVALS.
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Sunday afternoon of Drills is always a slack time. My significant dildo, Leo had provided me a dream evening less than twenty-four hours previously and my thoughts were definitely not on business. Marcy, my assistant and sometimes co-conspirator in sexual excursions was listlessly attempting to appear busy. Our weekend troops had been drafted for an exciting afternoon class on chemical warfare. My gut reaction was "Whoop!" Not a full "Whoopee!" Just "Whoop!" After last nights soiree I was too happily tired to pee.
Erotically reminiscing, I was striving to enjoy the peace and quiet while attempting not to squirm when Marcy suddenly broke my reverie.
"You know, when I told you about my hobby during deployments, you promised to tell me some things about you and Leo. How about it," she queried, can I ask you a question?" Maliciously I answered, "NO!" Then before she had a chance to feel offended I smiled and reminded her, "You can ask anything you want. What I refuse to play is that old game of asking permission to ask something. If you ask me something I don't want to answer, I'll simply keep quiet."
"Oh yeah," she grinned, "I wasn't thinking. Okay, what I wanted to ask is, how did you and Leo get started on your swinging lifestyle?"
"I'm not sure our lifestyle is what is normally described as swinging. To me "swinging" involves couples trading partners and then screwing. I believe what Leo and I have is more of an open marriage type arrangement. We have actually swapped on occasion, but usually we prefer giving each other pleasures. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love watching Leo plant himself deep into another woman while I'm being thoroughly serviced, but it's distracting. I'd rather be sharing his pleasure or have him sharing mine. Nice as a strange man feels in me, it feels even better when Leo is helping."
"Back when we were first going together, we used to consistently double date with this one couple. One night Dotty, the other girl, and I impishly switched boyfriends in the dark and the boys were both screwing their brains out before the recognized the switch. Leo and I talked about it later and discovered it was a turn-on for us both. We were still in high school then and didn't do anything more about it for several years."
"We'd moved to California where Leo went to work in the Electronics industry and I got a job bookkeeping for a large drugstore chain. We'd each had a number of flings with co-workers but nothing together since our high school activities. When either of us got a little extra, we'd tell the other one all the lurid details and screw like rabbits until the novelty wore off. I remember one guy telling me he knew I was going to be hot because when I undressed for him I flung my clothes in all directions I was so anxious to get laid. Ah, well! Don't let me get sidetracked reminiscing or I'll flood my pants."
"A young man, who worked with Leo, was entering the Service so his co-workers decided to throw a party for him and Lance volunteered his parent's home. Back then Leo hated parties. Now he grudgingly tolerates them. It seemed to him that people at parties invariably drank too much, expected him to do the same (Leo hates to be out of control) and spouted meaningless prattle (and the only time Leo likes to do that is when he's trying to get laid)."
"This party was definitely not an exception to the norm. Every guest Leo encountered seemed well past "high" and most were a long way toward drunk. I was just beginning to feel tipsy so I was happily dancing with anyone able and willing. Leo, like most men, hates to dance."
"When we got home after the party, Leo related the following episode and we laughed so hard he went limp."
"Having reached the point where he was no longer comfortable with his coordination or responses, he walked up and down the sidewalk in front of our host's house. Though not sober, he was at least able to function and felt fairly coherent."
"Nature eventually called, as it is wont to do, and the pressure on his bladder suggested it prudent to dispose of a bit more of his excess alcohol. He slipped in the front door, away from the party, and through the master bedroom into the main bathroom. This room had an extra door, which opened onto the den where the revelers were still not winding down. Locking this door, Leo turned and was startled to see a quite attractive young lady seated upon the throne, staring bleary eyed at him."
"'Oh! I'm sorry,' He stammered."
"She mumbled, 'Uh huh', as she brace herself spraddle-legged, holding a towel rack on one side and the shower stall on the other for balance."
"Leo blurted out, 'I suppose I better leave,' as he stared at her exposed crotch.
"'Uh huh. You probably should,' she slurred."
'Are you OK? Do you need help?'
'Uh huh.'
"'Whassa' matter?' Leo asked, realizing he was not as sober as he had thought he was."
'I peed, and I can't wipe. I'll fall off.'
"Always willing to help a lady in distress, Leo carefully folded tissue paper and swiped her till she seemed dry."
"'Now's, that better?' he asked."
"'Uh huh ... But don't stop. That feels good' she giggled."
"Never one to disappoint a lady, Leo began to stroke her clitoris between with the tips of his fingers. Fascinated he watched as the more he stroked the further she slid forward on the toilet stool till he finally helped her to the thick shag rug. Now able to reach her better, he switched from using his fingers to licking with his tongue. Slowly, even though she was very relaxed overall, her pelvic and leg muscles began to grow quite taunt."
"She came with a series of upward thrusts and a small moan, and Leo quickly slipped into her moist sex channel. She continued to pump up and down to meet him. This made him shoot much sooner than he would have liked to. Of course, he still hadn't unloaded his kidneys so he couldn't feel too much shame."
"They cleaned up, finished their now mutual needs to drain, dressed each other, and slipped out separate doors."