Thanks to editor Bobby Faul.
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My wife is a proud woman proud of; her beauty thanks to her Nordic heritage and an hour a day in the gym before work, her studies she holds degrees in business and art, her work she is a graphic artist in the advertising business and as a dancer. I would not consider her conceited, but she is extremely competitive. Her blond almost white hair worn shoulder length and 34-24-34 frame causes most male eyes to turn in her direction whenever she passes.
I love her dearly but, have no idea why she chose me five years ago out of all the men who wanted her. I know how many men try to make some traction with her and accept it as the price of being married to an attractive woman.
I don't have a jealous bone in my body and I trust her implicitly. She has never given me any reason to doubt her faithfulness since we have been together. It seems that she made a commitment to me that is forever and I to her.
A vice president of her firm made a run at her two years ago and she waited until it became irritating and she sent a memo to the CEO that she was considering a lawsuit if he didn't back off and no one there has bothered her since.
I am six foot two inches tall and weigh the same 198 pounds that I did when I played wide out in college thanks to the same hour in the gym as my wife. I found a new way to control voltages in low tolerance precision circuits my second year of grad school which I patented from which I receive royalties of between 50 and 75 grand a year. I hold a B.S. and an M.S. in electrical engineering and am employed by a maker of aeronautical instrumentation. We are more than comfortable. We live in a loft in the downtown area. We like to be close to work and night life. We reserve Friday night as date night to renew our commitment to each other and have fun.
Recently two of her best friends from college moved back to the city which bought all six of her best buddies together again and we started getting together on weekends barbeques or parties at each others places.
Which brings us to the problem it seems three of her friends had been getting together on Thursday after work going out to dinner and then to a bar for a girls night out kind of thing.
When the other two returned to town they to joined that group and my wife asked if she could join them.
Four of the girls were married and one was single so of course I said," have fun". The first time she went when she came home she seemed a little down. I asked her what was wrong.
She said," she wanted to dance but was only asked twice while the other girls were knee deep in partners".
I asked her to tell me about the two she had danced with.
"They were both too forward for me one grabbed my butt and the other but his hand on my tit, she said".
"What did you do" I asked? "I shot them both down" she replied.
"Well that's probably why no one else asked you news travels fast in a place like that, guys come there to get lucky when its obvious they're not going to they quit trying" I explained. "Then there's that normal thing guys have with girls who are beautiful, they figure they are going to get shot down and don't try" I continued. "So you shot down two of the guys who weren't afraid and the word spread" I finished.
"So you're telling me if I want to dance I have to let them put their hands all over me'.
"Yep, but it's all good fun and when it gets to be too much then you shoot them down. Then they will figure you will play a little and maybe if they play their cards right?
" So mister wise guy are you alright with a little play and how do I re interest them in me as a playmate"
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"Well if I were you with your assets I would put on my shortest mini skirt and sit with my back to the bar and when the bartender came to take my order I would turn with just my shoulder to order and give them a short look at my sexiest underwear. That will start them salivating for sure".
The bar they had chosen was only a restaurant and a parking lot away from my loft. On my way home from work on Friday I stopped in the bar ordered a beer and asked the bartender if he had noticed a group of girls that had pushed a couple of tables together and danced the night away last night.
"Sure five of them have been coming in for awhile but last night they had a killer blond with them". (See, I told you about my wife!) I asked him what's with them.