I'm not sure if I should tell you this, especially at a time like this, but hey, what can you do about it? Considering everything you probably have a right to know. It was me; I was the one who fucked your wife, not your best friend Charlie.
Hey, hey calm down, you might hurt yourself. You know you can't get at me, even if you did what would you do with all these witnesses around? All they can see is us having a pleasant conversation. Just a few last words between... adversaries? I'm not sure that's the correct word but I guess you get my meaning.
You don't believe me? Well let me fill in a few of the details:
After several drinks, Mojitos are apparently her favorite. Anyway, after a Mojitos she enjoyed dancing and after a few dances seemed to enjoy the idea of something more private. Well from there it didn't take much before I was slipping off her panties and getting a nice look at that pretty pussy of hers. Ah, what really made it special was the grooming. Must have taken some time to trim her hair into that pretty little heart.
Okay, yeah believe me now? Well just in case you're not completely convinced I thought you should know she asked me to go down on her. She explained she liked to do that first. Apparently the guy in her life was a little quick for her taste so she wanted to cum that way first.
Frankly, I was more than happy to oblige and hey, speaking of taste, she did taste really good... tangy, with a hint of earthiness that really turned me on. She wasn't shy, giving me instructions...what did she say? Yes, I recall, she told me to, "Take it around the world..."
Oh, I guess she must say that to you too. Starting to believe me? Well, once she came... twice, she came twice. Anyway, after she came she wanted me to put it in while she was still on her back but then asked me to take it out and do her doggie style.