I'm not sure if I should tell you this, especially at a time like this, but hey, what can you do about it? Considering everything you probably have a right to know. It was me; I was the one who fucked your wife, not your best friend Charlie.
Hey, hey calm down, you might hurt yourself. You know you can't get at me, even if you did what would you do with all these witnesses around? All they can see is us having a pleasant conversation. Just a few last words between... adversaries? I'm not sure that's the correct word but I guess you get my meaning.
You don't believe me? Well let me fill in a few of the details:
After several drinks, Mojitos are apparently her favorite. Anyway, after a Mojitos she enjoyed dancing and after a few dances seemed to enjoy the idea of something more private. Well from there it didn't take much before I was slipping off her panties and getting a nice look at that pretty pussy of hers. Ah, what really made it special was the grooming. Must have taken some time to trim her hair into that pretty little heart.