"Kate! Kate! Where the fuck are you?"
I stared at the television in silence. I muted the volume as soon as I heard the garage door open signaling his early return from his darts league. At least that's where he told me he goes.
"Kate! What the fuck is this bullshit!" He shouted as he threw the envelope of papers at me.
"I'm divorcing you, Mike," I said quietly.
I knew he wasn't going to the bar to play darts. He was going to a motel and having sex with some slut. I couldn't find out who she was because I never got a good enough look at her. I suspected it was my neighbor Alyssa though. There were always those sly looks when they thought I wasn't looking at them. Never a risquΓ© touch in my presence. Just those looks that said, "I want you now."
I used to get those looks from him. I'd smile and nod my head and we'd find an empty room or leave wherever we were to get home and make love. Those days were long gone. We hadn't made love in years. I'd merely get a mercy fuck once a week if I were lucky.
"We're not getting a divorce, Kate!" he shouted. He shocked me then when he picked up the empty bottle of wine on the table and threw it at the wall. It shattered, of course, but also broke a picture of us from our trip to Seattle. It caused a loud crash and frightened me.
I stood and eyed the front door in case I had to make a quick escape. The deadbolt was locked, and I knew that would slow me down if I had to make a quick getaway.
"Mike, I'm not going to put up with you cheating on me any longer. I won't be treated like this anymore."
"I'm not cheating on you, you stupid bitch!"
I took a deep breath and a step closer to the door.
"Mike, where were you served? Who were you with?"
He was stunned into silence. The moron realized I had him served at the Motel 6 while he was banging his slut. It was easy. He always used the same motel, on the same day, at the same time.
"Fuck you! It doesn't matter. You aren't leaving me."
He grabbed the back of a curio display case and threw it to the ground, breaking the glass and all of the figurines I had in the case.
I turned and ran to the door. I managed to get the dead bolt unlocked and pulled the door open before he pulled me back and pushed me onto the couch. I knew he'd be mad, but I didn't think he'd hit me. He was never physically abusive before, he just talked to me like I was worthless for the last year or so.
I sat scared on the couch and watched him breathe heavily, his face flush with anger. He wasn't coming towards me, I was worried, but I didn't think he'd hit me. I hoped he wouldn't.
He looked around the room and saw the Christmas Tree lit up and decorated so beautifully. He moved towards it and slammed it into the floor, shattering expensive ornaments, making a mess of shattered glass and plastic.
"Mike, stop! Please!"
"Fuck you, bitch!" He shouted and spittle from his anger flew at me from across the room. Then he swiped all of the Christmas Village onto the floor breaking those into hundreds of pieces.
He took a step towards me and then my front door flew open. Both of our heads snapped over to look at the intrusion. It was my neighbor, Dale.
"Step back, Mike," Dale said calmly walking into the room with a baseball bat, glass crunching as he walked. "Are you okay, Kate?"
I nodded yes, still in shock.
"Kate, how about you head over to my house. I left the front door open. Alyssa's not home, but I'll make sure you're all right."
Alyssa wasn't home? I knew then, she was the one he was screwing.
I stood and slowly walked behind Dale who had made it to the couch. Mike was staring in disbelief as I tried to avoid the broken glass on the floor and walked out the front door. I didn't go to Dale's house. I stood on my front porch to listen, being sure I stayed out of sight.
"Okay, fuck face. I'm gonna kill you now, then I'm going back to my motel room to pick up where I left off with your whore wife. I think I still have her shit on my dick from when I was fucking her ass earlier."
To my shock, Dale didn't say a word. I peeked in the house just as Dale pulled the bat back and swung. I saw the smirk on his face, and the look of wildness in his eyes in the mirror above my fireplace as he did his best Babe Ruth impression.
Mike lifted a hand to cover his face and stuck the other out feebly to try to block the blow, but Dale swung low. He hit him square in the left knee and Mike went down like the clichΓ© sack of potatoes.
With perfect timing, a police car screeched to a halt in front of my house and two officers ran up to me.
"Are you alright, ma'am?" the lady officer asked as she took my hand and led me away from the house. The other officer went inside.
"I'm okay, officer. My neighbor came to help."
"Yes, he called 911. He was on the line with them the whole time he was here."
I smiled.
"Ma'am, were you hit? Do you need a doctor?"
I looked at the front door and didn't see any movement. I wondered if Dale was in trouble. I hoped they heard Mike threaten him over the phone. Maybe that would keep him out of trouble.
"No, he pushed me down, but I'm okay."
"Okay," she said. "Stay right here while I take a look inside, alright?"
I nodded and she walked to my house. When she went inside, I ran up to the front door and peeked inside again. Mike was laying on the floor handcuffed, while Dale was sitting on the couch talking to the other police officer.
"Take a look around the room, officer. I heard all of the crashing and called 911 immediately. When I got here, he was standing over her as if he were going to kill her. I told him to back off, told her to go to my house, and I was backing away towards the door when he came at me. I could've hit him in the head and killed him, but I just wanted to stop him, so I aimed low. What else could I do?"
The police officer nodded and was about to speak when my husband saw me. He shouted, "You bitch! I'll get you for this! As soon as I'm out on bail, I'm gonna fuck your world up."
The officer that was talking to me earlier didn't like that and shot him with her taser. The officer talking to Dale laughed and asked her, "Was that necessary?"
She looked at him and gave him a knowing smirk, "He was resisting."
Dale smiled and said, "I'll tell them it was before you put the cuffs on the asshole if you need some help with that."
"Mister O'Brien, head home for now and we'll be in touch. I'm not arresting you and I'm pretty sure the DA won't press charges. The 911 operator confirmed his threat."