With the opportunity to get off from work early I arrive home to do some repairs to our bathroom while my wife is still at work. Painting the ceiling is a chore but sweat equity pays off in the end.
We are always up for shenanigans and fuckery and I believe today shouldn't be any different. I begin texting my wife to get the games started off.
"Hello Miss Lee. This is Luis at your house to paint the bathroom as you requested. This shouldn't take me that long but I'm expecting to be paid today."
"Hello Luis! I will be home later to pay you for your services. Thank you for letting me know ahead of time."
"Miss Lee I don't access credit cards so cash or other payments will have to do."
"Luis I'm sure we can work out a form of payment that you will enjoy"
So I paint the bathroom ceiling as I should and begin the prep work on the vanity. I remove my work clothes and put on some ripped up blue jeans she loves when I wear them in preparations for her arriving home. My jeans are rigged and rugged and snug. I leave the top button undone like she likes and go without a shirt.
"Miss Lee I had a spill while working and I was without any rags. I found some dirty panties in your dirty clothes hamper and used them to cleanup."
"Luis what kind of spill did you have? You really need to be more prepared for messes. Was a mess made in the bathroom?"
"I'm sorry Miss. The mess has been cleaned up and you can't tell anything was spilled. Just a heads up that if you notice some stickiness in your dirty panties that it was me cleaning up my spill."
"So Luis there will be paint in some of my panties? They are ruined now. I will have to buy more to replace them. I'm going to expect you to pay for that expense."