I wanted to share with everyone a letter that I wrote to a dude that stole the girl of my dreams from me. I was so mad at this dude. I literally wanted to kill him and almost did a couple times. I ended up getting more than even though without landing myself in jail for murder. I wrote this letter intending to send it but I never did actually send it. It would be hilarious if the dude read it here and found out what happened. Enjoy.
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Dear Mr. Attorney,
I want you to know that I was madly in love with Sherri. Literally madly. I got in more than one fight due to my jealousy about her. Sherri didn't help either, though, as she was always very flirtatious to guys. I would literally seethe with anger when I would see her flirting. You've probably seen her flirtations yourself by this point.
As you probably know, we dated for 2 years at the end of college and had an amazing relationship. It was tempestuous but hot. Very, very hot. We literally had the best sex on the planet and lots and lots of it. We would have sex pretty much every day and usually two or three times. Yes, Mr. Attorney, I fucked the shit out of your girlfriend and she loved every second of it. By my estimate, I fucked her over 1,000 times in the 2 years we dated! I have a HUGE fucking cock and I loosened her pussy up so much over the 2 years that I fucked her.
I decided that Sherri was the one for me. She was the one I was going to marry. She and I were destined to be together. We had so much passion and so much love for each other. We literally could not keep our hands off each other. It was so intense between us. She was graduating from college a year and a half before me. She was having a hard time finding a job but I set her up with an interview with my roommate's father, who is a partner at the company you work for. He hired her and she moved to Phoenix in late December.
I don't know how much of this that Sherri told you but I was still in school and would make the 4 hour drive from college down to see her every weekend and stayed with her usually Friday - Monday, although sometimes Friday or Monday would get cut off. It was a long drive but it was worth it. She was working long hours with her job including most Saturdays and I would leave early Monday when she went to work. She was pretty tired from work but with me being gone all week, we were both very horny and would get it on constantly in those couple days. We would do it twice and sometimes 3 or 4 times per day. I know you lusted over her all week long but I was the one that got to enjoy her fruits.
The long distance relationship was a bit tough but we were making through it ok. I bought a bunch of stuff for her birthday in March and was excited to come down. I came down late afternoon on a Thursday and let myself into her apartment and waited. Around 6:30, I called her at work and she didn't pick up. I called her again every ten minutes for the next hour. No pick up. What the fuck is going on!!
By 8 o'clock I was in my car driving to her work. The office building was closed by that point and I couldn't get in. I figured she went out somewhere so I went to the closest bars. The second bar that I came to, I saw her sitting there drinking with another man - you! This is the girl I was planning on marrying and you, you asshole mother fucker, was having drinks with her. I marched over and saw the look of surprise on your faces when I strolled up.
Sherri introduced me to you, saying that you work with her. I said "Hello Mr. Attorney" and proceeded to harass the shit out of you, hoping you would try taking a swing at me so that I could beat the shit out of you. I might have killed you I was so mad. Finally, Sherri intervened and said to me let's go. Except that she had to drive you back to the office for your car. I followed right on her tail in case she got any thoughts of going somewhere to fuck you! I actually pulled my gun out and loaded it in case you got any ideas.
She dropped you off and I then proceeded to follow her back to her apartment. When we got there I started yelling and she went and locked herself in the bathroom. I banged on the door for a half hour straight until she finally opened it up. I forced her to try on all of the stuff that I got her, which eventually got us both settled down. She was very appreciative of the gifts, which allowed me to proceed to fuck the shit out of her that night. I took great satisfaction as my cock was plunging in and out of her pussy that night knowing that you probably were somewhere alone jerking off, thinking about Sherri's hot body. When she got home the next night after work, I nailed her another 2 times! I stayed until Monday and nailed her a bunch more times that weekend. I kept laughing to myself thinking about how many times you jerked off that weekend as I watched my big cock plunge in and out of her pussy and listened to her screams of pleasure!
I thought things were much better with us for a while. We had a lot of fights but we always made up and the make-up sex was always amazing. I think we fought so hard to get our emotions so high that when we did have sex it was that much more passionate and incredible. I guess things weren't as good as I thought, though, because a couple months later near the start to summer, I went down to meet her at her apartment for the weekend on Friday afternoon like I usually do. She never showed up. I waited all weekend and she never showed up!! I left late Monday night. She called me the next day and said that she went to the beach with you, Mr. Attorney, and that she is going to break up with me to be with you. She asked that I come to her apartment to get my stuff.
I drove down that evening and met with her. She told me that she told you, Mr. Attorney, to not get near us as it would just cause a confrontation. That was smart because I would have kicked your ass. We talked for a while. I remained pretty calm and eventually made my moves on her. You have to understand, I know how to press her sex buttons pretty good and before long I convinced her that we should have sex for one last time, just for old time's sake. Bet you didn't know that I nailed her that night, did you? It literally took less than an hour for me to get her clothes off, her legs spread wide open and my cock 9 inches deep in her pussy. We fucked hard for a couple hours. I noticed you called about ten times while we were fucking, which we both ignored. I actually said to her one of the times while my cock was still in her pussy, "That's probably your boyfriend. Are you going to get it?" She responded, "God no, not now, keep fucking me!" When we were done I figured I had her back. That was easier to get her back than I thought it would be!
Unfortunately, as we were putting our clothes back on, she tells me that this is the last time we would be together. Are you fucking kidding me bitch? You just let me fuck the shit out of you and you are saying we are over. Fuck you! I fucking hate you. I gave you everything. I hate you. I grabbed all my shit and left in a huff.
Something inside of me snapped. For the next couple weeks I seriously thought about coming down there and killing both of you. I actually got in my car and drove for an hour to come do it before coming to my senses and turning around. I eventually plotted my plan to get revenge against you and her. If she cheated on me with you than I was going to make sure to get in her head the way only I know how.