Jim and I sat on the bar stools debating our next move. "I can't believe Rick had someone video tape his stag," Jim said in a pissed off tone. "Who in their right mind would do something dumb like that?" he continued.
"Word has it, Sharron, his bride to be, wanted proof that he didn't touch any of the girls there that night" I replied. "But shit, I wish someone would have told us," I sighed.
"That bitch watched the tape, and then passed it around to all the girl friends and wife's of the guys who were there," Jim yelled and smacked his hand down on the bar.
"If the little prick was so concerned, why the hell didn't he just tell us, I would have cancelled the girls," I said as I drained my beer. "Now I've got to explain to Sue why I was feeling up one of the dancers and acted like a dumb ass most of the night," I told Jim.
"You think that's bad, I had one of them giving me a lap dance as I sucked on her nipples; I'm dead meat when I get home tonight," Jim followed up with. "Well, I'm not going to bring it up and if she does, I'm pleading the fifth; that I was too drunk to remember what I did," Jim said.
As I dropped Jim off at his house, I shouted, "good luck with Beth," and drove home to see what awaited me.
I walked in and Sue was waiting for me in the kitchen. "Hi honey," I said as I went over to give my bride a kiss.
"Don't you honey me," she snapped. "Beth and I watched an interesting little video this afternoon," she started. "It had many great actors and actresses, but the one I was particular interested in was feeling up a busty redhead in a g-string," she yelled. "How could you?"
Seeing that she was really pissed and there was no way to lie my way out of this, I played the Jim card. "I know what I did was wrong, but we'd been doing shots all night, and I was too drunk to know what I was doing; hell I don't even remember much of what happened that night," I responded. "If you say that's what I did, and it's on tape, then I must have done it; but I don't remember it though," I pleaded.
"Bull shit" Sue yelled. "You looked like you were trying to milk a fucking cow the way you were grabbing at her breasts, what else did you do that night?" she asked.
"Like I said sweet heart, I just don't remember," I said again. "Didn't it show any more of me on the tape?" I asked.
"Only you with the red head, but there was so much tit and ass groping going around I may have missed something," Sue explained. "You guys looked like a bunch of horny animals," she told me.
"Why don't we have dinner, you can show me the tape, and we'll discuss it like adults," I told her.
"Can't, Beth has the tape now and is going to make Jim eat it I think." "So Dan, if you think I'm pissed, she was livid," Sue explained. "In one part, it looked like this large blonde was screwing Jim, so she wants to confront him with it tonight."
"It's called a lap dance," I told her. "The girl sits on your lap and wiggles around, no sex, it's just a tease," I explained.
"Well it looked like sex to us and I don't envy Jim tonight," Sue said looking pissed at me, with her hands crossed in front of her.
Some how I needed to change the subject. "Remember about two months ago, you and the rest of the girls went out to the male review at Tony's?" "You were all so drunk, that we had to come and get you because you couldn't drive?" "What went on that night?" I asked.
"Don't try and get out of this by bringing that up" she shouted.
"I've heard stories of what goes on during those women only nights, maybe Tony has a tape of the last event that he'd be willing to show us guys," I announced.
"The only thing we did, was to put dollar bills in their Speedo's," she responded. "It was nothing like what we witnessed on this tape," she added.
We went back and forth all night on who did what and with whom, so by bedtime, sex was not on the agenda.
I picked up Jim on my way into work the next morning. "You look like shit," I told him.
"My wife yelled at me most of the night, and I ended up with her on my lap, trying explain to her what a lap dance was," he said. "Beth really thought I was screwing this girl on a chair," Jim told me. "It didn't help my case that I had my lips on her breasts either," he said with a yawn.
"After you got her all hot with the lap dance did you get any?" I laughed.
"No sex, no sleep, just a lot of yelling about trust and marriage vows, that's all," Jim replied.
After work, I pulled into Tony's. "What are we doing here?" Jim asked.
"Just checking on something," I responded getting out of the car. I walked into Tony's and looked around for the owner. He was sitting behind the bar getting ready for the after work crowd.
"Hey Dan, long time no see" Tony greeted me.
"I need a favor," I told him. "You know your ladies nights; do you tape them?" I asked.
"No way, it gets way too wild, and they'd probably shut me down if anyone ever saw what goes on," Tony replied with a laugh.
I went on to tell him about the stag, the tape and the trouble Jim and I were in.
"Well I can't help you guys, but I'm having another male review in a week and a half, and you and Jim are more than welcome to tape your wife's, as long as it doesn't get around," he told me. I thanked him and told him I'd take him up on his offer and we went back to the car.
On the way to work the next day, we worked out a plan to get even with the girls. "Look, we screwed up granted, but the girls aren't lily white either," I told Jim. "For the next two weeks, we'll be the best and most caring husband the world has ever seen," I told Jim. "We'll bring them flowers and take them to dinner; I want them off their guard when Tony has his next ladies night," I said.
"Beth will know I'm up to something," Jim replied.
"Just tell her, you're making it up to her, for being such an ass; she'll eat it up," I told him. "When they mention ladies night, just say that we've playing cards, to have fun and we'll find out what really happens there," I said with a wicked laugh.
For the next two weeks Jim and I were model husbands. We cooked, cleaned and did everything we could to make their lives easier. Saturday night after taking Sue to dinner, I hurried upstairs and lit about 20 candles, all around the bedroom. Going downstairs, I grabbed Sue, blindfolded her and I led her into the bedroom.