Why would your wife's panties wind up in the driveway?
Who would have thought that a pair of sexy panties lying in my driveway would threaten twenty-one years of marriage?
My sweet wife would go on a girl's night out from seven to eleven o'clock. I would be at a poker game until about 12:30.
Last Friday, I got out of my car and found a cute set of panties next to her car door. They were my wives. I had bought them at a unique store. I went into the house. Laura was already in bed. She smelled like stale beer. I said something to her, she responded in a slurred speech. I couldn't understand it. She rolled over and went back to sleep.
My wife and I are both fifty-years-old. Laura is in excellent condition. She is a beautiful woman. Her breasts are enormous and are admired by all. Laura works as a legal secretary in a law office. She has a happy personality and is a fun person to be around. She is always smiling.
My name is Bob, an introvert who tolerates people. I work as a computer programmer for a small company.
We had a happy home life, and I considered our sex life average. I have never considered infidelity and never believed my wife did.
We have one son in college.
I thought about the girls-night-out. Laura had started going about two weeks ago. We usually had a date night on Fridays. She asked, "Can we switch our date night to Saturdays so she could go to a GNO on Friday?" I immediately said no. I never liked the idea of GNO nights. I asked her, "Since you do not drink or dance, why are you interested?" She responded, "She just wanted to sit around with the ladies from work and gab." I replied, "You could invite the ladies over for coffee any night." She said it would not be the same, and she wanted some time away from the house.
My ex-wife met her boyfriend at one of these GNO's. The idea turns me off. I said to her, "Let me think about it.
Laura, we have been married many happy years. Going to a GNO could mess things up." "Bob, do you believe I would screw around on you?" "Yes, I do not want you to go. You have a few drinks, you dance with some handsome guy, and you think you will never get caught. It could cause the end of our marriage."
"This pisses me off. The thought that you believe I would ever commit adultery."
Laura, would you promise not to get drunk or dance with men at the GNO?
"Certainly!"
Well, that started it. Our date nights ended. I started poker on Fridays.
I had to decide what to do about finding the panties.
I checked with a lawyer. He clarified the state laws on divorce. He told me to get any proof I could that she was committing adultery.
I hired a PI to check on her.
She seemed in her normal happy mode the next day. I had to control my emotions. Saturday night, she wanted to go out. I said as long as she had her GNO's, I would pass on our date night. I told her, "I do not like or approve of GNO's. I still think it will end our marriage. I also did not wish to have sex until I knew it wasn't sloppy seconds."
She almost blew up at my suggestion. Laura replied, "You never have to worry. I will never have sex with you on Saturday." I replied, "Once you start adultery, you won't limit it to Friday nights." That ended the discussions.
The next few days were gloomy. We hardly spoke one word to each other. On Tuesday, she mentioned she had to go to New York with her boss for a week. I said, "You have never gone away in the years you worked for them; why now?" Her reply was, "I must go. I have the most information on the case."
The next day I picked up the phone and dialed her office. I got her boss. I said, "Mr. Berks, I am planning a surprise trip for Laura's and I's anniversary. Are there any days that it would cause a problem with her job if I booked them?" Berks replied, "She is clear for the next month. You can pick any day. Have a great time."
The following week my PI asked me to drop by his office. He had loads of pictures of her dancing. Always with the same male. He also had pictures of her in the back seat of a car necking. I found out the male was Richard Denning, a bachelor who was a player. He likes seducing a married woman.
I was deeply in love with my wife. I did not want a divorce. Every day we sat and had a fifteen-minute morning coffee. We discussed everything. Our date nights were always fun. She never missed a day telling me how much she loved me. At night we watched TV together. We were a great match. I decided to talk to her.
After supper, I mentioned I had something important to discuss and would like her full attention.
"Laura, would you like a divorce?" "No," was her quick response. "Do you still love me?" "Of course, why would you ask me such a question?" "Because you are starting an affair." Her reply was, "Don't be silly. Whatever gave you that idea?"
"Well, to start, you would rather have GNO than date night. You are going on a trip with Richard Dennings and not for the company. You don't seem to care that we stopped having sex. You are treating me like I am an ogre. You come home drunk without your panties. Should I continue?"
Bob, "You have been spying on me."
"Yes, you are a bright woman, but you do not seem even to care that I find out about your adultery."
"Well, Bob, we have been married twenty-one years. Our marriage was getting boring.
Richard has worked hard to seduce me. He has been successful. He is a player, and I know he will soon leave me. I do love you and wish you would accept it. However, do whatever you must do to stay happy. Just remember that it will end soon, and we can go back to what we were."
My bags were packed. I got the luggage and left for a one-bedroom apartment I had rented it.
The next day I asked my lawyer to file the divorce papers.
To my surprise, Laura did not even try to call me. I found out as much as I could about Richard. I planned on giving him as much pain as possible. I called Mr. Berk and told him the entire story. He was not happy. He told me he would make the couple aware of his displeasure.
I acquired a bottle of methyl mercaptan (Skunk oil). I shared it with Richard by pouring it into his car.
I, of course, canceled all our shared credit cards and withdrew as much as I could from our bank accounts.
The following month I did not hear from either Laura or her lawyers. My son called and asked me what was going on. After I explained it to him, he was distraught with his mom.