I'm not being boastful when I say this because it was not something that I had anything to do with or earned, but I, Walter James, am a very handsome, trim guy. I do work out so I stay trim but it is only by the luck of birth that I am good looking. Some people think that they somehow "earned" the right to be born good looking and become arrogant, haughty, or even pompous. I hate those people and have spent the better part of my life distancing myself from them. Unfortunately two of them are my brother and one of my two sisters. They didn't do anything more to deserve being born good looking than I did yet they seem to think that their shit doesn't smell because of it. Fortunately my youngest sister, Kerri, is like me and knows that she did nothing to deserve her good looks and never unfairly uses her looks to her advantage.
I remember the first time that I declined to unfairly use my good looks to get an advantage. It was during a fourth grade class when I was chosen as the fourth grade representative to read a poem that I had written at an all school assembly. I had "won" the contest for the best fourth grade poem even though it was clear to me that the supposed second place finisher -- a thin very ordinary looking girl named Susan Clarke -- had done a significantly better job. I went to the principal's office (herself a good looking woman) and told her that Susan should present her poem at the school assembly, not me. When she questioned me I was honest about the reason. The principal was not inclined to change things so I told her that I would not be at school the day of the assembly when the contest winners would be reading their poems and that she better have Susan Clarke ready.
"You can't skip school, Walter. I would have to call your parents in for a meeting and maybe even suspend you for a few days if you did," she sternly said.
"You have to do what you feel is necessary," I calmly replied, "but you should have Susan prepared." I left the principal with a stern look on her face. After school I went up to Susan and said "Susan I will not be here the day of the assembly; I hope that you will be ready to present your poem because you will have to take my place."
Susan got the strangest look on her face and said "But you won the competition."
"But you DESERVED to win it," I replied.
I skipped school the day of the assembly; I heard that Susan did a great job and that her poem was the best of anyone's in any of grades one through six. The principal did call my parents in, but didn't suspend me. After that the fourth grade teachers, the principal, and Susan looked at me much differently. I don't think the teachers and principal liked essentially being told that they chose me just because of my looks, but I didn't really care and continued to treat them as nicely as I had before even if sometimes my niceness wasn't returned. Susan always looked at me funny after that -- not nasty, but seemingly truly confused -- all through elementary school and then High School.
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While I had many incidents similar to the one with Susan Clarke in elementary school through college -- none as dramatic since I learned how to be subtle -- that didn't mean that I, like most men, didn't usually judge females by their looks. Given the society that we grow up in as well as normal biological attractions that we don't have control over, I dated only good looking girls. Some had pleasant personalities and I dated them for a while, those that turned out to be entitled or pretentious I jettisoned quickly.
The fact that I dated only good looking girls/women did not mean that I ignored or was rude to plain, or even ugly, women. I was nice to all even though most of the plain women, and all of the ugly ones, seemed to be uncomfortable around me, almost because since I was good looking I must have some ulterior motive for being nice to them since most handsome guys were not.
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After college I was working as a paralegal in the large law firm Gromley Pettis while going to law school at night when I met Cynthia Astor the adult daughter of the CEO of a long-standing firm client. She may have been the best looking woman I had ever seen live in my life. While I understand that different guys have different preferences so who is best looking to one guy may be just nice looking to another, since I was 18 I have always had a fascination with newscaster Norah O'Donnell. Cynthia could have been Norah's younger, more buxom, sister. She is a year younger than I am and was at the meeting with her father for a personal matter.
The partner in charge of the client had me in the meeting only because even though I was not a lawyer I had developed some expertise in matters relating to stalking, and in fact during the second semester of my first year in law school (I was then in my second semester of my second year) I had actually taken an elective where stalking, cyberstalking, and Internet and social media problems were the essence of the course.
Cynthia (never "Cindy") was dealing with what she and her father -- and I had to agreed -- was a fairly serious issue of cyberstalking. The partner in charge was not someone with an over-inflated ego and once I made some very relevant comments about the situation he let me take over. Cynthia reacted very favorably to what I had to say and after about thirty minutes she asked her father and the partner to leave the room so that she could talk to me in private. They did without complaint.
In private Cynthia told me some disturbing things that she was reluctant to tell her father since she knew that he would go ballistic. After another half hour I had a plan of how to proceed and laid it out for her; She was very happy with it. As she was getting up to leave we exchanged cell phone numbers and she gave me an inappropriately long and intense hug. Embarrassingly my little soldier responded, and she couldn't help but feel it.
Things worked out well for me. I was able to fool the cyber stalker into revealing his identity, had him arrested, and served him with a killer of a lawsuit using a few grounds that had never been tested in court but were extremely promising. While of course I couldn't handle the civil case in court since I was not yet an attorney I prepared all of the papers and walked the partner through every stage. We got the best possible result when we got a judgment that wiped the cyber stalker out financially and he fled the country to Russia to escape his criminal trial. Unfortunately for him the Russians promptly threw him in jail for something that he had done a few years back that he thought that they had forgotten -- they had not.
During the course of the case I had lots of contact, both by phone and in person, with Cynthia. I got the impression that she really liked me, and of course I was continuously blown away by her Norah O'Donnell looks and even mannerisms. Also, whenever her father Reginald Astor was in our office he made a point of saying "Hi" to me, which did not go unrecognized by the partners of Gromley Pettis.
When the matter with the cyber stalker was concluded Reginald wrote a letter to the leadership committee of Gromley Pettis that was full of compliments. Reading it one would think that I was the best thing since gluten-free pasta. While before the letter I had a 90% chance of being asked to be an associate once I graduated from law school, after it I had a 100% chance.
Shortly after the letter was received and the managing partner gave me a significant bonus Reginald called me. After I thanked him profusely and we engaged in a little small talk (highly unusual for a CEO to chat with a paralegal) he got to the point.
"Walter, do paralegals have the same ethical situations with dating clients as attorneys do?"
While I wasn't prepared for that question, I knew the answer since it was covered in the Ethics course I took in law school the previous semester. "Not in our state, or most other states that I know of, Mr. Astor."
"Great. I think that you should call Cynthia and ask her out on a date. You don't need to tell her but the night is on me whatever the cost. Just call my assistant Gloria and tell her the cost and she'll send you a check."
"I...I...would love to have a date with Cynthia. She is an intelligent and charming woman; however, I can't accept you paying for it."
"I insist, Walter. I'll be very disappointed if you don't call Gloria."
"Are you sure that Cynthia will go out with me?"
"Ha -- that's really funny Walter. One day I'm certain that you'll be a great lawyer -- a judge of women you apparently are not. Make the call," he said and then with a chuckle terminated the call.
I did call Cynthia and asked her out.
She did accept.
I told her that I was selecting the days' activities and to wear casual clothes and bring some clothes changes and that I'd pick her up on Saturday at 11:00 a. m.
She seemed excited.
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My date with Cynthia was my best ever up to that point in my life. We did things I had rarely done with dates before, and to be honest I was testing her to see how "normal" a person she could be since she was brought up in the lap of luxury (her father Reginald Astor was #98 on the Forbes list of the 100 wealthiest Americans). We played paint ball, went to the zoo, went on a wilderness hike, ate dinner at a local place similar to the Olive Garden, went line dancing while we drank beer, and went night kayaking in a double kayak at a local lake at 11:00 p. m.
When we got back to her luxury apartment after midnight we were both tired but laughing at every stupid thing the other said. As I took her keys from her and opened up the front door to her place she stared straight into my eyes looking just like I imagined that Norah O'Donnell would have looked at her age after more than twelve hours of activity, and then figuratively hit me between the eyes. "Do you think that fatigue is an aphrodisiac?"