Opportunistic Hall Pass

I was sipping my beer watching the end of the west coast game when my phone rang with my wife's ringtone. "Hi honey. How's the girl's night out going?" Wherever they were, it was very loud.

"Hi Baby! I wanted to ask you something." Mandy was speaking loudly and sounded happy like she was a little tipsy. "Would you be okay if I came home a little later than normal tonight? I've got...well...I've got an opportunity here that a middle age wife and mother of two rarely gets and I'd like to take advantage of it. Do you know what I'm saying, Honey? We've never really talked about it and this is the first time that I've been inclined to actually pursue this type of opportunity..."

"Are you asking me for a 'hall pass', Mandy? Is that what you're asking?" I was in a state if shock. The idea had never even been joked about in our twenty years of marriage and here my wife and life partner was asking me if she could give herself to another man.

"Well, yes..I guess I am. I've been dancing with Aaron here most of the night and, well, Jimmy at my age I don't think I'll ever get another chance to be with a twenty-something young man again and I'd like to take advantage of it. Would that be okay? Could you wait up for me a little later than normal?"

"Well, I wouldn't want you to miss a once in a lifetime chance, Mandy. I guess I'll see you later then."

"Oh, Jimmy, thank you. I love you, Honey, I'll be home before you know it."

She hung up. What had I just agreed to? Why didn't I tell her no? Maybe because she made it sound like she was asking permission to buy an expensive pair of shoes. I've tried to make her happy our whole marriage, I rarely say no to things but this...she...this is too far.

I quickly dialed her number back. No answer, straight to voicemail. She can't...I'll not tolerate it. I dialed again, voicemail again. "Mandy, please call me back. I can't, please call me back."

That sounded pathetic but I had already mistakenly given her permission to...oh god what have I done? What has she done?! She wants some young stud? I know I've aged and don't have a strong young body anymore but neither does she. We're supposed to grow old together, not go out looking for some young stud who probably has a big thick cock to use on my lovely wife, the mother of my children.

I need to get ahold of myself quit this crying. She'll be no different when she gets home. Maybe it'll even be better since she'll feel guilty and want to make it up to me. Did I want her to make it up to me? Did I want HER anymore after she did this?

Suddenly I heard the garage door go up and Mandy's car pull in. Maybe lover boy wasn't such a stud after all. Its only been twenty minutes since she called.

"Jimmy!?" Mandy yelled coming in the house almost sounding desperate.

"In here." I answered, deadpan, which was not the way I was feeling.

"Oh, Honey." She was crying and slung her body into mine, sobbing into my chest. "I'm so sorry, Jimmy."

I pushed her off me, not forcefully but she knew I wasn't happy. "You're home awfully early. Lover boy not last very long?"

She looked broken and sat down on the couch looking up at me, so sad. "I didn't, we didn't do anything. I acted like a stupid school girl but after I hung up with you I realized something.."

"That you're married?" I sarcastically said still pissed about the whole hall pass thing.

She gave me a crooked grin. "I'm actually glad you're angry, Jimmy. Anger means that you still care. Indifference would mean you'd already given up on us. I realized that Aaron was not who I wanted to fulfill my lust. So, yes I did realize I was married and that my husband was who I wanted and not some boy. I wanted my man."

"So, that call was not 'after the fact' to see if hubby would be okay with a little playing outside the marriage?" I was still pissed.

"No! I wouldn't do that. You know me better than that. I didn't do anything Jim. I don't want to do anything with anyone else. I know I screwed up, I had too much to drink and envisioned you wanting me to have a wild night with a stranger and then coming home to tell you about it. That thought passed VERY briefly once I put myself in your shoes and I knew what I'd asked was cruel. I would feel crushed and betrayed if you'd ever asked me for a hall pass."

"I am so sorry, Jim so very sorry I asked for such a dumb thing and sorry for any terrible pictures that must've been going through your head of me soiling myself with some strange man. Please forgive a foolish wife for forgetting her place. Nothing like that will ever happen again. I'll tell the the girls that I can no longer go out with them if that's what you want. Can you forgive me, Jimmy? Please Honey."

I never could stand to see her cry. I lifted her off the couch and carried her towards our bedroom.

"Mandy, I think you've been a bad girl and need to be punished."

Mandy had tears streaming down her face as she looked up at me, "I have been a very bad girl, the worst. I deserve any punishment you have planned for me, my love. I am your wife to do with as you wish."

That 'as you wish' line sounded rehearsed and I gave her an questioning look as I sat her down on the bed. Then I remembered the date and I yelled in mock anger; "Why you little hussy! There was no Aaron was there?!' I was so relieved that I couldn't really be angry.

Mandy looked up at me sheepishly. "There could have been." she squeaked. "April Fools..?"

"Oh! You are getting punished now, just like you wanted. You had me so upset, Mandy."

She started giggling. "It's not funny and any punishment I come up with would do nothing because you'll just enjoy it." She was really laughing now.

She pulled my face to hers, looked me dead serious in the eye and said; "I'm your wife James Connelly, do with me as you wish."

In an instant I had visions of handcuffs, dildos, blindfolds, butt plugs and many other things we'd never tried. "Did all you girls come up with this idea as an April Fools joke for your husbands or just you?"

"We all did." Mandy answered nervously. "After I heard the sadness in your voice when I asked for the hall pass I jumped in my car and hurried home to you. We all thought that making our men jealous might bring on a night of harried love making. I'm sorry I hurt you Jimmy, very sorry." She was crying now.

"Well, the joke's going to be on you Mandy because I'm going to take you up on the 'Do with me as you wish' right now." I grabbed her long auburn hair and forcefully pulled her down to her knees. "Unzip my pants and start sucking slut."

Mandy didn't hesitate and had me halfway down her throat in seconds all while humming around my shaft. I came quickly with her looking up at me submissively the whole time. She made a show of opening her mouth and showing me my spend before exaggerating a big swallow. She'd never in the twenty plus years of our relationship allowed me to finish in her mouth. I could withstand any number of April Fools if this was going to be the result.

That blowjob was just the beginning. The April Fools joke really spiked our sex life. Everything I could think to do to Mandy, I did and she even came up with a few things to do to me. We didn't enjoy all of it but we tried it and after twenty years together the excitement and fun came back to our bedroom.

Mandy still apologizes for hurting me with that April Fools joke but now it's as more of a reminder that my bad girl still needs punished. Her red ass and little whimpers never fail to get the reaction she wants from me. She still goes out with her girlfriends but never gets home any later than ten so I can 'do with her as I wish' when she returns.