When guys are drinking they shouldn't think up contests -- or if they do they should discard them when they sober up. When they don't they can really fuck up their lives. This is a case in point.
Bill, Simon, Jeff and Drew were sports and drinking buddies. All had been married for three-four years, but did not know each other well until after they were married. They got to know each other playing on the same softball team, and they seemed to click and shortly became best buds, perhaps because they were all perpetual teenagers. None of them was even thinking about children yet, and they would rather play games or get wasted than assume real life responsibilities.
Because the subjects they talked about and the fun they wanted to have together didn't mesh well with their wives' personalities they always got together stag. None of them had seen all of their wives and any contact any of them had with any of the wives except his own was only transitory.
How they got talking about the relative hotness and faithfulness of their wives none of them remembered the next day. All they did remember was the totally fucked idea that Bill came up with -- see who could seduce each other's wives.
Bill's fucked up idea was that they would each put $400 in a pool. Each guy would get $100 for each of the other wives he seduced, which he would have to prove with a pair of her panties, or photographs. If someone's wife was seduced he would lose $100 if he had taken anything out of the pool. If someone seduced all three of the other wives he would get what remained in the pool at that time regardless of any other situation.
Despite being sober at a softball game two days later none of the four wanted to be the one to back out of the contest. Bill was more enthusiastic about it than ever, likely because he had seen Drew's slutty --looking and sexy wife once and would love to have tacit approval to screw her. For whatever reason Drew seemed to be enthusiastically on board maybe because he was the best looking of the four and thought that he had the best chance to win. Simon and Jeff had their reservations but kept them to themselves.
Bill made them all swear on a case of Miller Lite that they would not tell their wives about the contest, that they would never bring their wives to one of their softball games, that they would use aliases when trying seduction, that they would bring recent photos and activity information about their wives to the next game, and that they would bring their proof of their conquests to each game including identifying who they had porked.
Besides how basically fucked-up the contest was there was another significant problem. Bill had "butt-dialed" his wife Janet by inadvertently sitting on his smart phone when they made their first drunken plans.
After being butt-dialed Janet immediately turned on the recording app on her smart phone when she figured out what was going on. She heard enough before the battery on Bill's phone went dead to know everything she needed to, and she was pissed. However, she wasn't one to fly off the handle but rather was one to carefully consider a situation before deciding how to deal with it.
Janet was probably the worst of the wives to have the contest information for a number of reasons.
First, Janet worked as the business manager of a security company. While she have keen technical skills she had learned enough from running the business that with a little help from one of the technicians she could do any type of simple bugging.
Second, she had a distinctive "don't screw with me" personality and was likely more intelligent than all four of the miscreants combined.
Third, she had hoped when she married him that Bill would have matured by now. She was disappointed that in their four years of marriage he got less mature, not more, and that this contest indicated that he was never going to change.
Fourth, their love life had been getting progressively worse over the last year, and he wouldn't even discuss the issue of children.
Fifth, if he really was going to fuck other women she didn't want to stay married to him, and certainly didn't want him to be the father of their children.
Sixth -- and perhaps ultimately the worst news possible for Bill -- she had a cousin, Pat, who looked quite a bit like her, had the same basic hair, eye and skin coloring, and was the same height and within five pounds of her weight.
Pat had worked as a successful call girl for the last five years, and she loved her job. Janet was one of only two extended family members (Bill was NOT the other one) that both knew that Pat was a call girl and never judged her, but continued to maintain a good relationship with her.
Pat was not only a successful call girl but she was so erotic that she could seduce the Pope. Although she looked similar to Janet, especially in photographs, if they were side-by-side her sexuality would ooze out like quick sand and trap any unsuspecting male, whereas Janet had only normal femininity.
Within two days of the butt dial, after replaying what she had recorded of it, Janet had determined that she was going to divorce Bill -- but on her terms and after first putting him through a little hell in the process. Also since Janet made more money than Bill and they didn't live in a community property state, and one that considered adultery when determining property settlements and alimony, she needed to be careful and have all her ducks in a row before filing for divorce.
The first thing that Janet did was to bug Bill's softball jersey and wallet. She always cleaned the jersey for him and knew that he most likely would either have his softball jersey or wallet on or nearby whenever he talked to Jeff, Simon and Drew. With the assistance of a technician at work she got two highly sophisticated bugs that she remotely could turn on and off (to save battery life). When on they transmitted through cell towers and could be monitored by computer. She sewed one into his jersey and planted the other in the exterior of his wallet while he slept.
Because of the bugging she heard all of the added details of "the Contest" from the first softball game after the butt dial, which gave her the additional information she needed to put her plan into motion and strengthened her resolve.
Unbeknown to Bill, dressed in a disguise and with a camera, Janet was at the first softball game after the butt dial. She took photos of Jeff, Drew and Simon with a telephoto lens. She also got their phone numbers off of Bill's smart phone and had a technician at work show her, in the Abstract, how to get a phone owner's name even if not in conventional databases. Once she got their full names she was able to find out a great deal about them and their wives.
Within two weeks of the butt-dial incident Janet was ready to start to implement her plan.
Pat was an integral part of Janet's plan. Since Pat worked almost exclusively at night she had most afternoons free and was happy to help Janet out. While she was willing to do it gratis Janet insisted on paying her something; Pat finally consented to accept $100 per guy, about 1/10th her normal rate.
Pat had been an aspiring actress all through high school and before she dropped out of college. Therefore she loved her role in the sophisticated plan that Janet laid out for her and assured Janet that she could pull it off flawlessly.
As a first step Janet hid all recent photos of herself except for one where she looked the most like Pat; she left that photo out where Bill had easy access to it. Janet was pleased to see that the photo disappeared before Bill's next softball game.
Pat had her hair touched up in color and styled to look exactly like Janet's in the photo. Also, Janet gave Pat a dress that was identical to the one in the photo.
Since Drew sounded the most enthusiastic when she bugged the "Four Amigos," Janet decided to target him first.
On a Wednesday night Janet made a point of asking Bill what he thought about a very distinctive yellow and red, with rose decoration, pair of new panties she had just bought. Actually she had purchased two similar pairs that looked the same from the front but vastly different from the back, in two different transactions, one in cash and one with her credit card. She didn't show him the back of the panties.
The next day, wearing the dress identical to the one in the photo of Janet, Pat happened to "run into" Drew at lunch at a crowded diner that Drew frequented and asked if he wouldn't mind sharing a table with her. Pat introduced herself as "Janet Bonds." Pat was pleased to see him raise his eyebrows and surreptitiously check out a photo in his suit jacket pocket while they chatted. There was no doubt that he thought that she was Bill's wife.
Being a master at seduction, and with such a willing target, Pat got Drew to meet her for breakfast Friday morning, and at breakfast talked him into meeting her at a motel for lunch. Drew was not disappointed when he showed up at the motel room Pat had rented and she was wearing only skimpy negligee.
Drew was so excited in so many ways when he was fucking Pat. Not only was he going to likely be the first to collect from the pooled money but Pat was an unbelievable fuck. She was as good as any he had ever had -- she sure knew how to treat a man. "How in the hell could Bill be so stupid as to entice his buddies to get a piece of this ass?" he kept wondering as she rode him reverse cowgirl and squeezed his cock with her pc muscles as she fucked him senseless.
Not only did Pat -- passing herself off as Janet -- fuck Drew's lights out but when they were done she rubbed her panties over her crotch, emptied the contents of his used condom into them, and offered them to Drew as a souvenir. Of course they were the distinctive pair of yellow and red panties purchased by Janet with cash.
Janet made sure that she was with three of her co-workers during the time that Pat was fucking Drew, and that she made several cell phone calls in their presence.
After the next softball game a cocky Drew handed over the pussy and cum stained panties that Bill recognized as the distinctive ones that Janet had shown him only a few nights before. Bill paid him his $100 from the kitty. Janet, again in disguise and with her camera with telephoto lens and listening to the bugged conversation, reveled in the looks on the faces of the other three when Drew held up the panties, as well as the oohs and aahs from Jeff and Simon and the stern look on Bill's face.
Janet also excitedly smiled when Bill more or less stormed off with the panties, and when she saw Drew in animated conversation with Jeff and Simon after Bill left; she was sure that he was telling them about what a fantastic fuck Janet -- that is Pat -- was!
That night after the softball game Bill tried to casually ask if Janet would wear her new yellow and red flowered panties for him. Janet pretended to be embarrassed and said "I would, honey, but I don't know what happened to them. After I showed them to you they seem to have disappeared. You don't have them do you?"
Janet could tell that Bill was having a hard time exercising restraint -- but he pulled it off. After a long pause he said "No problem, Hon, I just thought that they looked nice."
