It all started with some innocent flirting with every guy I knew. I laughed at their jokes, they stared at my cleavage. I bared a lot more cleavage than ever before. I felt good looking again. Hell, I felt down right sexy for the first time since my tenth wedding anniversary. Too bad it was at the company Christmas party that feeling went a whole lot farther. I was a little tipsy, very annoyed because as usual my husband's job was more important than some dumb party. He was out of town for the next week. "So sorry about Christmas this year, honey. I'll make it up to you, I promise." I think he has a girlfriend somewhere, one that is younger and therefore better looking. So I drank too much, and danced too much, and was generally proving that I could have a good time alone. I hurt, deep inside. But I kept swallowing those shots of tequila like they could ease the ache.
And they did. Sort of. But they started a new ache. My nipples were hard as rocks and ached to be played with. I felt my pussy getting wetter with every dance. I wanted to fuck but the closest I could get for the next week or so would be the lonely, cold dildo waiting back in my closet hidden in a shoe box marked "after Labor day only" where my husband would never look. Another shot, another tingle that made my body hotter, and I knew I needed to go home. Before I wanted too much and couldn't ignore the ache. I went to the coat check room and handed in my ticket. The coat girl stared at my chest and I offered her a sly grin. I had great tits. Large and round and heavy they hung perfect without my bra. Plus my nipples were hard and pressing against the silk of my shirt very snugly. It made my nipple piercings much more obvious. More than one guy had 'accidentally' brushed his hands against them tonight and I knew the catty bitches in the office would be gossiping about my breasts for some time to come, but I just didn't care. Not tonight.
"You look great in that. Nicer than the dress you wore last year, Mrs. B. Great tits." The coat check girl was a neighbor of mine. Nice little lesbian girl who had some pretty hot girlfriends. She always told me how nice my tits were, mostly because it annoyed my husband. For some reason the two of them hated each other. I was just tipsy enough to respond with something more than my usual "thanks, Gina" tonight.
"Well, if you came over more often you'd get to see how nice they really are, Gina. I hate wearing shirts when I'm home alone, they just snag the bars, you know." I smiled at her and leaned forward just enough that she could see the pretty silver barbells slid through my nipples. Her eyes were glued to them, and she licked her lips like she couldn't wait to taste them, to feel the slick silver bars slide around her mouth and inside my nipple. My pussy was soaking wet, I needed to get laid!
"I'd like that Mrs. B. I'd like that a lot." Her eyes finally met mine and I leaned back enough that she couldn't see my bare breasts anymore. I licked my lips slowly and smiled at her. Gina was a nice girl. If she came over tonight I'd let her do anything she wanted to my breasts. And, being just drunk enough and horny as a goat I let that knowledge shine in my eyes. I let my gaze promise her anything she wanted, for tonight anyway.
Then I put on my coat and walked out to my car. I was just a little too drunk to drive but I didn't even care. For once I was living on the wild side. Maybe I'd even indulge in a little lesbian sex later, who knew?
Half-way home the red and blue lights of the police car had me slowing down and pulling over, like a good little intoxicated citizen. The cop shined his flash light in my face, blinding me for a moment before he turned it off. I rolled the window down and smiled at him. He was good looking, younger than me and pretty well built. Flirting my way out of this ticket wouldn't be that bad.
"Ma'am. Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No sir. But I'm sure you're going to tell me." I smiled pretty and turned just enough that the seat belt caught on my shirt, baring my right breast to the nipple. His eyes were glued to the shine of silver when he asked his next question.
"Have you been drinking tonight?"
"Oh yes, I definitely have been, officer. I had seven shots of tequila at my office party tonight. But since my husband is never home when I need him I had to drive myself." My pussy was so wet I could feel it soak my panties. I wanted to touch myself and then I thought 'what the hell.' I'm drunk, he knows it, may as well enjoy myself a little.
I spread my legs wide open and slid my hand up the short little skirt I wore. My thong panties were so wet they clung to my shaved pussy lips, clearly outlining my pretty little cunt. I slid my fingers in the side of my panties and stroked them down my lips slowly, gathering moisture before I slid them into my hot little cunt and brushed my thumb against my clit nice and slow. That sweet officer just stared at my fingers sliding in and out of my slick cunt.
"So, are you going to give me a ticket before or after I cum?" I smiled at him, one breast bared and my fingers slipping in and out of my pussy in a nice regular rhythm. I began to pant as I got closer and closer to orgasm. I liked having that officer watch me finger fuck myself. I felt good and sexy and just enough like a slut to push me close to the edge.
"Ma'am. I think maybe you need to be fucked, not ticketed. Why don't you spread those legs wider so I can see that pussy of yours."
I smiled into his eyes and spread my legs as far apart as I could in my sedan. Then I used my other hand to pull my panties out of the way. He had a great view of my wet hole and my three fingers sliding in and out of it, juicy with my own fluids.
"Nice cunt, ma'am. You always get that wet when you drink?" The studly cop took his free hand and reached into my car. Then he slid his thick fingers down my wet cunt and slid one inside my pussy.