"So tell me, Doc, am I a sick fuck or what?" I asked as I paused in the middle of my story. My tale was my reason for the appointment with the company shrink.
"I am not here to judge your actions," replied the man in the big leather chair.
Why do these guys always sit in the big chairs while you lay on some uncomfortable sofa-type thing?
"Is it possible the company has been putting some kind of shit in my water or coffee or blasting me with subliminal messages somehow?" I asked. "It seems pretty weird that I not only traded my wife's ass for a contract, but it has made me hornier than a 6-peckered Billy goat, doesn't it?"
The guy just looked at me and nodded. They never answer direct questions! They answer questions with questions.
"Have you always used such, ah, interesting phrases," he questioned.
"What the hell kind of a question was that?" I wondered. Then I realized it was something new for me. Perhaps the doctor had hit on something!
"I started doing it after watching Dan Rather cover the election in 2000," I answered. "Before that, never. Do you think he is the one using subliminal stuff on me, Doc? I never even thought of that son of a bitch. Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit!"
Water sprayed all over the carpet as the shrink lost control of his Fox Ledge water as he was sipping it. He quickly grabbed a cloth and wiped the drool off his face. He spent a few seconds composing himself.
"Go on, Henry. Excuse my little accident," he offered.
"Sure, Doc. It just seems that a normal man, which I once thought myself to be, would never use his wife for financial gain, and if he was a low enough prick to do so, it would never make him hornier than when he was 22. I was wondering if I need some sort of medication to counteract whatever the hell is going on," I suggested.
"Is this where you and your wife are at present? Have you discussed it with her, Henry? How does Gwen feel about the situation? Are you a relatively normal couple, beside this slight digression?" he quizzed.
"About as normal as stink on shit, Doc," I announced. "Except for the whole gigolo thing I have stumbled into."
"Perhaps you should continue your story, Henry," suggested the shrink. "There appears to be more than I have thus far been told."
"You don't know the half of it, Doc. This is how I remember the series of events that brought me to this couch," I responded.
"After I fucked the hell out of Gwen when she got the contract, we began to actually talk to each other. You must know, as a trained professional, that indicates some sort of mental illness in a married man. This is how it all happened."
(With that I did my best to tell a factual account of my twisted life.)
As Gwen filled me in on the results of her "negotiations" with Charlie, I realized that she had really done a great deal to increase my ranking in the sales department. She was going to spend a Friday/Saturday night weekend with Charlie at his hotel every quarter. That was when Charlie's travels brought him to our area.
She admitted to looking forward to her next tryst with the somewhat pudgy womanizer. It was flattering that he wanted her so badly, and although his approach to sex was incredibly coarse and crude, she discovered she enjoyed it immensely. Neither of us had ever suspected it, but Gwen got off on being used and enjoyed as a woman, or more accurately, as an object of lust. Especially when she was given no choice. That seemed to remove the guilt that society has worked so diligently to create. If she had no choice, she could be the wanton woman.
We began having sex, and sometimes even making love, much more often. My libido was cranked back 20 years. I couldn't get enough of Gwen and she enjoyed my attentions immensely. This was the catalyst to a better relationship on every level. Reducing financial stress also helped tremendously. In less than two weeks we were much more attentive and feeling closer to each other.
Then, at dinner one evening, Gwen slipped a bombshell into our mealtime conversation.
"I will pack your suitcase for you, Henry. I promised Regina that you would go with her Friday to the trade convention in Kansas City," she smiled.
I almost choked on my mashed potatoes. Good thing for me she didn't make them baked.
"Excuse me?" I asked. "I don't remember anything about agreeing to go to Kansas City with that goddamn prune you work for. What are you talking about?"
"We agreed back when I slept with that big toad, Charlie, that we would be willing to do whatever it took to help each other's career," smiled Gwen. "I think you have to admit that I have kept my end of that agreement very well. Now I am asking you to do as much for me."
"What are you saying? Am I supposed to fuck the iceberg you work for?" I asked. "I don't think I'll be able to get it up for that witch."
"I expect you to accompany her and do whatever you can to help her land more contracts. She and I never actually spoke about sex. It is more like an escort, but an escort with a brain," stated Gwen.
I had not told her about the stuff in the water or the subliminal brainwashing I had been deluged with. She never even watched Dan Rather. Gwen still thought I was pretty smart. These bastards are pretty clever! Somehow they made it so no one else could tell my brain was mush.
"I don't know anything about women's clothes and fashion," I whined. "You know that better than anyone!"
"Regina knows the business end better than you could ever believe, Henry," Gwen insisted. "Her problem is dealing with the buyers. Her father always did that when he was alive. Since he died two years ago, we have been in a bit of a tailspin as far as getting orders is concerned. Regina was telling me how she dreaded this weekend. I felt she should be looking forward to seeing some customers and getting new orders. We had a long talk and I told her you would be delighted to use your expertise to help her, us, to increase our market share."
"My 'expertise' as you call it, is having my sweet-assed wife sleep with some fat slug," I reminded Gwen. "I am certain it won't work with Regina. I bet she hasn't had sex since Malcolm left. Guys don't exactly line up to get in her pants."
"Henry, you are much better at sales than you give yourself credit for, and if you do get into Regina's panties, she will be turned on to sex forever. You are a very good lover!" Gwen insisted. "Malcolm was just trying to marry his way to the top and Regina fell for it, briefly. I guess it made her very suspicious of men, although it has been around 12 years. She needs to get past that fear and have some fun."
"I am not sure I want to be the one to show her any fun, Gwen," I admitted. "She seems so condescending and proper, like her shit doesn't stink. I am not looking forward to this weekend."
"That sounds like you have accepted the fact you are going!" gushed Gwen. "Come into the living room and let me show my appreciation for your sacrifice, Sweetheart. Perhaps a nice slow blowjob will be a good start."
This was the reason I couldn't dislike Charlie. My sweet wife had discovered she is an excellent, and very willing, cock sucker. I graciously accepted the bribe Gwen offered.
As I sat next to Regina on the plane, I looked her over carefully. She wore a dull gray pantsuit with a jacket that buttoned to her throat. Her hair was pulled back in a bun of some kind and she had no makeup on her face. It was as though she made a strong effort to not be attractive.
"You are looking at me like I am a side of beef or something, Henry. I want you to understand that you are escorting me on business and will have your own room," she stated. "Do not presume you will have any liberties with me. Remember you are a married man, and treat me with the proper respect."
She was frying my ass already and we had barely taken off! How long was this weekend going to seem?
"I was checking to see if your tits were showing at all, Regina. You have so much on, I can't tell if you actually have a nice set or if it is just the jacket bulging out from the way you sit," I replied quite calmly.
Whatever the water, or Dan Rather, had done to me made me quite forward and randy. Maybe it was from watching a slob like Charlie turn Gwen into some kind of sex maniac. Whatever it was, it even made Regina seem like she could be an enjoyable piece of ass, if she were gagged.
"You will not look at, or discuss, my breasts in any way, at any time!" she gasped.
As she spoke she smoothed her jacket to show there was something beside air forcing the lapels outward.
"They actually look fairly large now that you smoothed your jacket," I smiled. "I want you to unbutton your jacket so I can see better."
Regina looked at me with her withering stare and I just looked back, occasionally glancing down at her chest. I amazed myself. I never flinched. I was doing my best James Bond imitation and it actually paid off, as she slowly slid her right hand up and unbuttoned her jacket.