By Likegoodwinecopyrighted October 2011
Another short story for you. There is almost no sex to speak of in this short one. Enjoy!
Your votes and constructive comments are appreciated, as they will help me grow.
Thanks to hkf999 for his patient editing
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The judge was sitting sternly at his desk. Without looking at anybody, he simply read his ruling. Going over the separation of assets, he finally looked toward my now ex-wife, Judy.
"I hereby grant the claimant sole custody of the three children and I also grant her an amount of $1,200 a month in child support," said the judge.
Judy jumped from her seat at that ruling, hugging her attorney and throwing a triumphant stare toward me.
"Yes!" I whispered to my lawyer. "I got her where I wanted."
Wonder why losing a case in court could be viewed as a success? Well, I need a few moments to explain.
Let's start at the beginning, when I first met Judy. I am Allan White, a 45 years old mechanical engineer. I met Judy when I was 28 years old at an automotive fair. I was looking at a nice Vanguard motorhome when I sensed somebody else looking over my shoulder. A nice looking young brunette also seemed to be taken by the inside features of the vehicle.
"Gee! It's almost as big as my apartment," I said to the brunette, grinning.
She giggled. "And probably cheaper too as the price of apartments goes nowadays," she said.
We looked at each other, grinning from ear to ear. I was hooked!
In a gamble, I offered her my arm. "Should we take a closer look at this wonderful home away from home?"
"I was about to ask," she said grabbing my arm, she had a smile that could melt an iceberg.
We moved toward the cooking area with its propane fridge and stove.
"Well, Dear, I love to cook, but it is a bit limited. Do you mind take out on the road?" I asked keeping in character.
"As long as you can drive the vehicle through the drive-thru, Honey," she answered tat for tat.
We proceeded to the small utilitarian washroom. We both peeked inside.
"Well," I said.
"It's good enough to keep ourselves clean."
"But it might be just a bit cramped to have a shower together," she replied.
We moved to the bedroom in the back of the vehicle. Just at that moment the salesman appeared behind us.
"Are you guys interested in this magnificent piece of design?" the salesman asked.
"You will see that there is plenty of room there for you and even a kid or two."
"Not too fast. We are simply looking at options for our honeymoon. The kids are yet to come," I said, winking at the young woman.
Playing with me, she answered: "Although we might start them there." And she giggled. She then took a camera out of a side bag she was carrying, remove the lens cap and handed it to the salesman.
"If you would be kind enough, I would like a picture taken of this magical moment," she asked.
The salesman happily agreed, and took a few pictures of us, even insisting on a kiss. Both smiling ear to ear, we complied with a simple friendly kiss, our lips barely touching.
We left the salesman with a business card and many good wishes for our upcoming wedding. Back on the fair floor, I didn't really want to part from that very attractive woman. But before inviting her for a coffee or something, I had to know her name. First things first!
"Hi I'm Allan. I think we forgot the formal introduction before the engagement," I said grinning.
"Well that's a change from my current situation," she replied, throwing a very cold shower on my mounting interest in her.
"I have a very well-known boyfriend that would probably disappear in a puff of smoke if I started to speak about engagement. My name is Judy."
We shook hands.
Should I ask her for a coffee despite knowing now that she had a boyfriend? Well, what's the harm in going for a coffee if she was already involved with someone? The worst that could happen I would fall totally for her and have to settle for a nice handshake at the end. I dove.
"Have time for a coffee?" I asked.
We found an empty seat at the small food court and sat down with our cups of coffee. We chatted for an hour, introducing each other. She was 25 years old, fresh out of University with a degree in Communications and trying to settle into her first job. She had a boyfriend that she met at university.
I decided to prod a bit. "So he has commitment issues?"
She let out a sad little laugh. "Well, on some matters. Brad is committed to his job - he finished University two years before me. He is committed to his friends. And he is committed to partying like if he was still living at the frat house."
She paused a few seconds. "He seems to have a hard time to think about settling down. So far, for him, planning ahead means what to do next weekend. Well... he is not where I would like him to be."
"Sorry to hear that," I lied.
The subject of Brad kind of killed her light mood though. She soon left, but not without taking one of my business cards, with my home phone number scribbled on the back, on a promise to keep in touch.
All the way back to my apartment, I figuratively kick myself in the butt for focusing the conversation on her boyfriend. Instead of doing a good sales pitch with a demonstration of my wit and nice personality -- she could see I was good looking (harrumph!) -- I had to poke at a weakness I sensed in her relationship. Very bad move! It simply fixed her mind on her boyfriend and her.
That delightful meeting wasn't totally lost however. Two months later, on a Friday at work, I received a phone call.
"Hello Allan! Judy's here! Your fiancΓ©e."
"Well, well! I though you had cold feet. I was about to call off the wedding." I answered.
We had a little laugh, a bit forced though.
"Well, I was phoning to ask if you had plans for tonight, if you could squeeze your betrothed in your schedule for a drink or two," she asked. I was sensing a little hesitation in her voice.
"Give me a second to consult my planner," I said.
"Is that a Cindy night? Nope, we broke up four months ago! Or is it a Marsha night? Darn! I didn't phone her back last month. That's out! Let see... I can squeeze you between Eve and Maria. Yep! I would be free to go for a few drinks tonight!"
I sensed a little hesitation at the other end of the phone line.
"At what time are you supposed to meet Maria?" Judy finally asked.
I refrained a giggle. "Around seven," I said.
"Oh!" she said, disappointment in her voice.
"On November 25th, for Thanksgiving. Maria, my Mom, is expecting me at 7 sharp. I might even be able to bring you if you are available. I hope one month notice is enough for you," I said, giggling.
"Ok wise guy. It's a date!"
We met after work at a pub midway between her place and mine. It was not a memorable evening. We had a few drinks, we spoke of about everything, but mostly about her and Brad, her boyfriend.
She was seeing herself well established in her job in the next few years. She was also thinking about having a couple of kids, raising them for a few years, and resuming her career. Brad saw himself rich, having a lot of fun in the process and with the proceeds, getting even richer and having even more fun. Kids were not in his vision of a good life.
She had spent the last four years trying to bring Brad around, to make him mature and be responsible. It wasn't working. Their spats were getting more frequent. He even didn't want to move in with her. He wanted to keep his apartment, his freedom. And that didn't sit very well with Judy. Very competitive, she sensed that she was losing the battle. But she kept her head high because she knew that she had fought hard.
My joyous mood had been flushed in the first hour. Nice guy, I kept listening to her, lending a sympathetic hear to her woes, but I was very glad when she told me that she was ready to go.
Outside of the pub, while waiting for a cab, she asked me bluntly if I wanted to go for a nightcap at her place. While saying that, she grabbed me and her hands were roaming over my body.
I am not a moron. I knew that I could probably fuck her that very night. It was tempting. I also knew that it would be a revenge fuck. She knew that Brad had decided to go partying with some friends and would probably end up in bed with another woman. I was a way to keep some balance in their fucked-up relationship.