Another 750-word story from the man trained to be parsimonious with words.
Thanks to MissJenny54 for editing help.
The call I received was expected, but not its ferocity. "What the fucking hell? What's gotten into you?"
I had to hold the phone a few inches away from my ear as her rant continued, increasing in volume. The what of 'what the hell' was easy: I had her served with divorce papers at work, in front of her coworkers.
I kept quiet. I'd known Shiree for over ten years. When in rant mode it was all about venting her feelings, not getting answers. So I let her vent... until finally, she inhaled and said in a pitiful voice, "Brent, I love you, and I thought you loved me. I thought we were happy. This came out of left field, what is wrong? Why didn't you talk to me? What caused this, this, despicable surprise?"
"Do you want to hear answers?"
Sniffling, she replied, "Yes, please."
"Going backward, what caused this is simple: you fucking Gustav Pierson, your boss. I don't like being cheated on, so I'm ending the marriage."
"But—"
"No, buts. If you have questions, write them down and ask me when I'm done. You asked multiple questions and I will answer them. Then we can discuss those answers... if you still want to.
"Okay, back to your answers. We live in a 'no fault' divorce state, so I don't need a reason to divorce you other than I no longer want to be married to you. And I don't, because you decided you'd rather fuck someone else.
"Your question before that was why didn't I talk to you. If you remember, I