3 Cheaters Cheat
Well, what a lie I was led to believe, but I did, I believed that I was the only one who she loved, we had after all made vows, promised to love each other till death us do part, etc. etc.
How bloody wrong was I?
She was of course my wife, best friend, lover, confidante the love of my life Jane.
I can't say how long I had been living a lie, don't really care, once I found out that I wasn't the only love of her life for me it was over, over finished done with, sod her.
Or so I thought.
No, it wasn't easy to come to terms with, no I can't say that I was happy, far from it, but did I want to stay with her, hell no, would I miss her, hell yes and not just because of sex, fuck I would miss sex, fuck do I want to dump her? No, but I have to, so yes I will.
So how did I get here?
I needed the loo, of all stupid things I just wanted to use my own loo. I work for a national company looking after street lights, yes it's a big business and I can cover both Hampshire and large parts of Surrey, with bits of other places as well, but today I'm working near home and rather than go use the public loo's I popped into home, it was nearer. Jane works from home most days, she gets books into order for an accountant, she has clients over sometimes to drop off or pick up paperwork, or talk about a problem that she has seen.
I was a bit pissed off that Lister's pickup was blocking the drive but nobody was expecting me home this time of day so must have not worried, I parked in the road, walked back and went through the side gate.
My dog was waiting to greet me and as I stroked him I was under the office window.
The office I had spent lots of time and money on building for her, wish I hadn't bothered.
Anyway, I could hear them laughing and talking,
"Put the answer phone on, let's go play." Said Lister.
"Oh you just can't wait can you, we have hours, he won't be back till tea time."
I heard the machine being turned on, the office door open and shut.
Like in the film "4 Weddings and a Funeral".
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK was all that was going through my head, I sort of sat/fell holding my dog, I heard one of them go through the bathroom, and after that laughter coming from the bedroom, I suppose that I thought it might be a good idea to get some proof, for later, I went through to the office and retrieved my camera, set it onto video, walked back outside and round to the bedroom windows, slowly looked in, they wouldn't have seen me they were too busy getting busy if you know what I mean.
I filmed a few minutes worth, walked back and into the house, into my bedroom, my fucking bedroom.
I started filming again, if the dog hadn't made a fuss I don't think that they would have noticed, but Lister said to Jane that,
"The bloody dog better not stick his nose in his arse again."
So not the first time in my bed then!
It was only then they turned towards the door, he was still buried deep inside Jane.
The vision that they looked at wiped the smile off both faces.
I must have had steam coming from my ears.
"I will be back in half an hour, you both better be gone when I get back, and don't come back tonight," I said as I walked away.
Half an hour later I returned, and they had gone, I removed the bedding, burned it in the garden, changed the answer phone message to say that no work would be done for the next two weeks, NO callers to come to the office, don't bother leaving a message.
I think I cried, I had a few drinks, phoned my office and told them I would not be working for 2 weeks, I didn't care.
As I sat and tried to think, trying to put my mind in some kind of order, with little effect.
7.30 a knock at the door, Jane was standing there, I'd put the deadbolt on so she couldn't just walk in, I just shut the door in her face.
She tried to call through the letterbox, but I ignored her and turned on the radio, I suppose that she didn't want to attract the attention of the rest of the street, so she went away soon after.
I didn't / couldn't sleep, too much going around in my head, choices had to be made, hard choices.
10 o'clock and I heard our car park on the drive, I unlocked the front door, Jane walked in, looked at me with a slightly fearful smile, and I went and made a pot of tea.
"I'm sorry for you finding us like that, I didn't mean you to find out like that, I was going to tell you soon."
I just carried on making the tea, put everything on a tray and walked into the lounge, put it on the coffee table, sat in the armchair and waited for her to come and sit down.
"So you were going to tell me soon," I said with distaste in my voice.
"You don't know how embarrassed I was having to ask Mum and Dad for a bed for last night." She replied.
I nearly exploded, "YOU were embarrassed, YOU were embarrassed, how do you think I felt watching you fuck Lister in my bed?
Why couldn't you have just told me that you wanted out of our marriage?
You know that I have always put you first, you will never know how hurt you have made me feel.
We sat looking at each other, I poured the tea.
Ok, it's over what's going to happen? When are you moving out?"
"No I can't move out now, I have to plan for it.
I don't have the money to buy you out just at the moment, you're going to have to move out."
"Well, I have been thinking all night about this.
Yes you can buy me out, your actions here have made this.... this place just a pile of bricks to me now, but I tell you this, until you buy me out I'm going nowhere, and that includes the bedroom, your welcome to stay, but Lister must never come here again until you have brought me out, if I find that he has come round here from today someone will end up in the hospital and or prison, do you understand?
The look on Jane's face said it all, she wasn't expecting me to have a plan, I bet that they had a plan, I put that on hold, didn't I?
You can fuck him as much as you like but not here, not while I own half of it, go round to his house.
Oh no, May is there, does she know yet, know that he's shagging you?
I could see that May wasn't aware of her being cheated on, again just by the look on her face.
I got up and picked the phone up dialling May.
Hi May, sorry to bother you but are you aware that Jane is shagging Lister?....
No, I didn't think you would be......
yes, I walked in on them yesterday afternoon.....
no not what I expected from her either...
no, I'm not moving out yet, she wants to buy me out so until I get my money I will be staying.......
no....
no, she says she's sorry......
ok.....
please tell knobhead that he isn't welcome here again, if I find out he has been here he will be more than sorry, so I didn't think that I would ever have to tell you such bad news but remember I am here for you if you need me, see you around, goodbye."
Jane was sat with such a look.
"Why did you have to do that? Lister won't be able to go home.
May will stop him from seeing the kids, what have you done?"
I don't think she expected a reply, and she didn't get one.
"Right, I'll only ask this once, is it over between us? Are you sure you're going to be able to do this?"
Jane just looked at her cup, "Yes I'm sure, I have been trying to figure out how to tell you that it's over, trying to not hurt you but what you just did wasn't right, you should have let Lister tell May in his way this will hurt him."
"Fuck him, fuck you, May needed to know now not when it suits your plans, she needs to plan for her future.
She had a right to choose what and when she does for herself and their kids.
Were you and knobhead even thinking of these kids?
Do the other ex-wives know? What about Jan and Amy? Ruth even." Have I left out any more of his ex-wives?
Once again I could see that was a no.
3 ex-wives and she's going to shack up with him, we had laughed at him before, 4 wives and an endless number of girlfriends, and she wants to dump me.
I'm thinking he must have something, something really big and know how to use it in his trousers it doesn't bear thinking about, am I so lacking?
So are we clear? he doesn't come here until you buy me out, you can stay where you want but I will not be moving until then.
I'm quite happy to still share the cooking etc, but I will not be taken advantage of again!"
"Can't we sort this out without you making threats, how do we get to be together if Lister isn't able to come here?"
"Not my problem, but if anyone asks, it's all down to you and him, I will not be the fall guy in this, you have until tomorrow to tell your parents and friends what you are doing because I have film and am quite happy to show anyone that tells me it's my fault.