I was sitting on one of the chairs that came with the house thinking what a major dump I had moved into when my new mobile rang. I checked caller ID saw it is was Ian and answered "Yes what can I do you for?" I asked.
"Hello to you to I see your still in a good mood I see" was his reply.
"Well at this moment in time I don't feel in to good a mood for some reason I can't think why can you?" I said.
"Ah well John that is one of the reasons I called. I have someone here who needs to talk to you and I think you ought to listen to her" he said.
"Fuck that! There is absolutely nothing I want to say to that bitch and there is nothing I want to hear from her. I thought I made it plain to you the other night" with that I pressed disconnect and then switched my phone off. I was making a cup of tea about an hour later when there was a knock on the door I opened it to find Ian standing there.
"Bloody difficult place to find you know, going to invite me in or not?" He asked.
Standing to one side I said "Please feel free to enter my humble hole" He stepped through the door into my combined sitting and dining room.
Looking around he said "I have seen better foxholes in war zone's than this." He turned to face me "John you need to come and talk to Sue, She came home last night and has explained what is going on and I really think you should hear it as well" he said.
"Ian as I said on the phone earlier there is nothing I want to hear from her except maybe goodbye for ever." I went to walk past him towards my kitchen "I would appreciate you closing the door as you leave" There was a blur of movement and I found myself face down on my filthy floor with my right arm in a very painful position unable to move.
"Now then John there are two ways you can proceed from here." Came Ian's voice from somewhere behind me. "Option one is I release this arm you stand up and we go to my car. We drive to my house you listen to your wife's explanation and you talk." He said in a very calm conversational manner.
"Ian what would option two be please?" I asked as my arm started to loose all feeling.
"Ah I am glad you asked. Option two involves me doing certain things to certain pressure points. This will render you unconscious for a period. During this period I will tie you up and put you in my car drive you to my house tie you to a chair so your wife can explain what is happening. No pressure I don't mind which way you choose to go, but option one is a lot less painful." He said in the same calm voice.
"I think I will take option one if you don't mind" I said after about one seconds thought.
"Jolly good up you get then" Ian said as he helped me to my feet. We walked out to Ian's Range Rover and he drove us to his house. We spent the journey in silence until we turned into his drive.
"When we get into the house you will be polite and civil or I will rip your bloody head off your shoulders and stuff it up your arse do I make myself clear?" he asked.
"Yes Ian you have made yourself clear I will do my best OK?" I replied. He nodded as he pulled up at the side of the house.
Ian's house was set in the middle of the yard for his farm. He had converted several of the old out buildings to offices for his business and some guest cottages. It was a really idyllic location so peaceful. I looked around admiring the view and trying to put off going into the house.
Ian walked around the car and looked at me "come on lets go in." We walked into the kitchen, like a lot of farm kitchens Ian and Claire lived in there. Sat at the big table were both Sue and Claire they both had hot drinks in their hands. They looked up as we walked in Sue had very red eye's and what looked like a bruise on her cheek she gave me a small smile which vanished when she saw the look I gave her.
Claire stood up "Hello John can I get you a drink?" she asked.
"Can I have a cup of tea please." I replied.
Ian walked to his chair and sat down and gave Sue a smile and said "I will have a coffee if I can please darling" to Claire. "John don't just stand there sit down." I sat down as far from Sue as possible.
"Well I am here so why don't you explain what I saw on those DVD's and why you threw our marriage down the toilet."I said. Sue started crying again and Claire went and gave her a cuddle.
Ian gave me an angry look "What did I say about being civil John." He said.
"Sorry Ian I will try and remember but it will not be easy."I replied
Sue blew her nose sat up and looked at me "It started during my second year at university during the period after my dad died." she said.
"Do you mean that you have been making dirty movies since you were at university?" I shouted jumping to my feet.