I woke up with a slight headache. My wife wasn't in bed. I had a boy's night out and got home late. My buddies are late forties and early fifties. We don't party like rock stars anymore, but we do talk ourselves into one more beer. We all became boring dads. Even more boring than our own dads. We rarely get out, but it was Charlie's birthday. He's recently divorced and needed cheering up.
I remember getting home to a dark, quiet house and getting into bed quietly, so I wouldn't disturb my wife, Erin. She had our three kids last night and when only one parent is present, they manage to find a fight. She had my sympathy. One on three isn't a fair game.
I get up and go to the kitchen. When I go to fill the coffee pot with water I notice a wine glass in the sink. Yup. Last night was trouble. While the coffee is brewing, I go look for everyone, but no one is home. I check the garage and Erin's Pilot is gone.
I head to the laundry room and a wash cycle has already run. I start separating out the clothes that need to be hung dry and load the dryer. I notice a pair of Erin's lace panties got mixed in the load. I go get my 1st cup of coffee and head to our bedroom to watch tv and I notice a stain on the corner of the bed. Erin's side of the bed.
I look closer and try to smell it, but I can't smell anything thanks to allergies. I touch it and imagine Erin taking her panties off straddling the corner of the bed and laying their legs spread with both hands between her legs. She's masturbating with a cucumber. We always have cucumbers in the fridge, but don't seem to eat that many. She got herself all lubed up and came like crazy. It must be a masturbation stain. I'm hard and I hear the garage door.
Erin comes in from the garage with a bag of groceries. She is 5' 10" with jet black hair and pale white skin. She has a pretty face with green eyes. She is chubby, but not fat. She has a little bit of tummy, but it's sexy and average boobs and wide hips with an amazing plump rear end. Her hair is pulled back and she is wearing a tee shirt and yoga pants. She's never done yoga. I can see her panty lines and I am staying turned on.