I stood there unmoved, shooting Rocco a blank stare. I know he wanted me to ask him what the fuck a "Forty-Way Parlay" is, but I wasn't going to do it. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction, the officious little prick. Besides, I knew he would explain it whether I asked or not. He had no choice. Bridget told him to... and she was holding his leash. That put a thin smile on my face. I guess you can be a bitch even if you got bitches.
But even leashed, collared and licking Bridget's cunt, Rocco was no tame little pet, I reminded myself. He was still all man. The course black hair that blanketed his back, shoulders, chest and balls. The motley gray beard. The lines in his face. The gaudy jewelry on his neck, wrists and pinky finger. The mysterious danger he projected, like a coiled snake, appearing relaxed but ready to strike. Rocco's masculine aura filled the room as he gave me that lopsided grin. The hair on my neck stood on end.
Then I felt something hit me in the arm. Bridget had flung it at me. I reached down and picked up what looked like a playing card from a casino, only it was slightly larger and made from stiffer stock. The back of the card was covered in black velvet and embossed with the "MasterBettors" insignia, written in an elegant silver script.
"That's a challenge card," Rocco said as I flipped it over in my hand. I had seen something similar once at a bachelor party. We had these cards with bawdy "dares" printed on them that we had to complete throughout the night. Stupid shit like "Snog a woman for 30 seconds," "Get a sexy selfie from a chick at the bar" or "Take a photo of the groom squeezing a pair of tits."
The front side of the card featured the same silver script as the back. Without thinking, I began reading it out loud. "Make the bitch bar--," I said, before realizing my mistake and stopping short. The fresh humiliation left my face feeling sunburned.
Rocco sucked his teeth then continued. "If I get Chesty to do 40 challenge cards on video between now and the Pee Wee Classic, then Bridget will --"
After an unsparing tug on the leash, Rocco corrected himself. "-- then Mistress Bridget will wipe out my debts. That's the Forty-Way Parlay. You can keep the card in your hand, Mike," he added, his eyes crinkling and the hint of a smirk forming at the corners of his mouth. "I already made your wife do that one. It was easy," he said. As if that throw-away line wasn't humiliating enough, he punctuated it with a loud, undignified impression of a bitch moaning in heat.
My face was on fire.
"Don't worry, darling," Bridget drawled, one hand resting lazily on Rocco's head. "Your Mistress has no intention of making this easy... for any of you," she added, making sure both Bob and I saw the resolve in her eyes. Bob immediately looked down at his feet -- or maybe he was looking at his caged dick, I sniggered to myself. I didn't flinch. I locked eyes with Bridget.
That's when she flicked another challenge card at me, hitting me in the chest. As I bent down to pick it up, she pelted me with what must have been a fistful, all of which ended up scattered across the floor. I ignored her provocation and went about calmly picking them up one by one. I made a show of tucking the cards into a pile without reading them, although I did catch a glimpse of what was written on one card that landed face up. "Slap the bitch before she eats cunt," it read, the finely-crafted calligraphy lending an air of dignity to the crude content.
Rocco did that to Cindy last night, too, I realized. I could still hear the fat thwack! of his greasy palm hitting her cheek -- followed by lascivious slurps from my wife's tongue on Bridget's sex. That's another challenge under his belt. Fuck! The Forty-Way Parlay was down to 38. A vein at my temple began to throb. I quickly counted the cards in my hand. Ten. I know that Rocco has succeeded with at least two of them, probably more. I bet one of these cards says, "Fuck the bitch while dunking her head underwater." But even if every card that I'm holding is already completed right down to the last letter, that would still mean that this unreconstructed man-ape intends to satisfy 30 more sexual challenges with my wife in the next few weeks -- whatever filth the depraved mind of Mistress Bridget can dream up -- and all of it will be on video. I felt a freezing cold, stabbing pain at the crown of my skull as the weight of the situation sank in. Bridget had maneuvered my precious wife into a misogynist's crosshairs.
"So what is the 'one thing' that I can do?" I asked, unable to hide my desperation. I needed to get the fuck out of this house. It felt like the walls were closing in on me. All I could think about was how to get my wife away from these despicable creatures. Nothing else mattered. But the more I thought about my next move, the faster the room shrank around me. There has to be a revealing pun in there somewhere -- maybe something like, "I need to see a shrink because everything I see is shrinking?" -- but my mind was too troubled to find it. I wasn't in the mood.
Bridget didn't answer right away. Evidently she wanted to savor my submission. Little did she realize that I had no intention of submitting. In that moment, I knew fate had gifted me a second chance to decide whether I was going to fight for my wife's honor, like a man, or emasculate myself again by hiding in the shadows, dick in hand, while Cindy gets pounded out by Rocco in 30 different ways. My jaw clenched and I felt my own resolve harden. This time, I was determined to protect my wife's virtue with every cell in my body. Cindy tells her young patients that, "Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned." I was going to learn this fucking lesson or die trying.
Bridget snapped her fingers, which sent Rocco scurrying, the leash dragging comically behind him. He came back in a moment with a stack of papers, which he unceremoniously shoved at me. I didn't bother looking at them.
"The 'one thing' you can do," Bridget said slowly, making no effort to conceal her contempt, "is whatever I say, whenever I say it. If you don't want that hot tub video to transform your wife from a respected doctor into Chesty Rosen, the most notorious cock hound on the planet, then you're going to sign those papers and do whatever the fuck you're told."
Steeling my nerves, I fired back at Bridget with an intensity that caught her off guard.
"Do whatever I'm told?" I asked acidly. "You're on camera raping my wife -- both of you!" I gestured toward Rocco. "Cindy was wasted when you fucked in the hot tub, so she couldn't consent. That video is proof of the crime! And putting it on your stupid fucking website will be another crime. Cindy never signed a consent form. That plus the rape will ruin both of you -- if you aren't in prison."
Bridget swallowed hard and stopped stroking Rocco's head. She looked ashen. Soon she was fidgeting with her stack of challenge cards. Most of them, like the ones I was now holding, were black, but as she shuffled the deck between her hands, I saw that two cards were red and one was gold. I expected to hear some push back from Bridget or Rocco, but they were momentarily stunned into silence, so I just kept right on lambasting them until I was in high dudgeon.
"Cindy will testify to it being rape, too," I said confidently, "because her choice is that or being a divorced porn star who doesn't get to see our son. You?" I squinted my eyes and stared Bridget down. Looking her in the face, I could feel her sensual allure. I wouldn't say Bridget is beautiful like my wife, but she is hot. She exudes sex. I had to ignore that heavy-lidded fuck-me look in her eyes in order to stay focused on scaring her senseless. "Eventually, after the full impact of the legal stuff hits, you'll be stricken with remorse, and commit suicide. I'll make sure of it. Rocco?" I turned to the contemptible chode wearing the chunky black dog collar. "You'll become somebody's prison bitch. I'll pay to make sure that happens. Your sons? Both of them will probably end up in foster care, embittered towards their parents. They'll hate you so much they'll change their last names. Who knows...." My voice trailed off as I struggled with intrusive thoughts of Cindy wearing Ricky's jersey in the hot tub, the name "Sarducci" splashed across her back. "...maybe Cindy and I will adopt your boys," I continued, the words tasting bitter in my mouth. "They can grow up as Jack and Ricky Rosen."