I had always known that my wife wasn't exactly brilliant. Her naiveté and innocence was part of what made her so absolutely irresistible to me. I had no idea just how stupid my wife really was until the events of New Years Eve 2004. Everyone at her office is really good friends so they decided to have a New Year's eve party instead of a Christmas party.
It was getting close to midnight and I was looking for Nicole so we could ring in the New Year with a kiss. I hadn't seen her much since we got there. I had been talking about football with a group of the guys and she had taken off to talk to some of her co-workers as soon as we set foot in the building.
I decided I'd try her office figuring she and some friends had gone there to get away from the deafening noise of the party. As I walked down the hall towards her office I could see that sure enough the light was on. I walked one step into the room and stopped dead in my tracks.
I could not believe the scene I found in front of me. I had entered the office to discover my wife sitting on the edge of her desk facing the door. She had her skirt pulled up around her waist and her panties had been removed and tossed on the floor leaving her completely shaved pussy on display.
She wasn't alone in the office either; there were two guys there. I recognized them as her co-workers Tom and Grant. They were two creepy little guys that I had never trusted, but she had always seemed to like. The two guys weren't just sitting back and looking at her either, they were so close their bodies were making contact with hers. Tom was standing beside her and Grant was on his knees his face very close to her bare pussy.
They were all pre-occupied so they hadn't seen me enter the room. Just as I was opening my mouth to say something the roar of Happy New Year came up from the people back down the hall at the party. Using that as their signal Tom pulled Nicole's face to his and kissed her and Grant pressed his face into her pussy and kissed her pussy and he put his hands on her ass to pull her pussy into his face as his tongue probed around inside.
I stood shocked for a few seconds as these two men explored both ends of my wife with their tongues then Nicole saw me out of the corner of her eye and pushed Tom away from her face with one hand and Grant away from her pussy with the other.
"Hi, honey, happy New Year." Nicole said making no effort to cover her pussy or hide what she had been doing.
The two guys pulled away from her but saw that I was between them and the only door so they sat quietly awaiting my reaction.
"What the hell is going on here?" I asked.
"The guys told me that they didn't have anybody to kiss to ring in the New Year so I told them I'd be more than happy to let them kiss me." Nicole said.
"What the hell was he doing between your legs?" I asked.
"Kissing me." Nicole said with a giggle.
"Kissing you? On your pussy?" I asked flabbergasted.
"Yeah, it doesn't count unless you do it right at midnight so they both had to kiss me at midnight." Nicole said.
"You have two guys wanting to kiss you at midnight so you just automatically volunteer to drop your panties for them?" I asked.
"Well a kiss isn't really a kiss unless it's your lips against theirs. As you can clearly see I do have a set of lips down there too. Don't be mad I was trying to help two lonely guys start the New Year off right with a fun little kiss." Nicole said.
"Oh I'm sure that they've enjoyed every second of it. Tell me something, how did you decide which one of them would get to kiss you on which set of lips?" I asked.
"Well, I thought about that and I figured it was kind of unfair for one guy to kiss the good set of lips and one to kiss the others so I told the guys they'd have to decide who kissed which set of lips first. I promised them that I'd let them switch to the other pair of lips for a slightly after new years kiss so they'd both get to kiss the good set of lips. Which reminds me I still owe them each another kiss. Okay guys switch places." Nicole said.
