My wife shouted at me "You are fucking, low life, shagging bastard" and threw a pottery ornament at me. It hit me and blood coursed out of a cut.
The blood caused her anger to subside. That ornament cost me £1,000 and was now worthless.
She continued "You can sleep on the sofa from now on, you lousy scheming cunt. This marriage is over, you fuck up."
My wife rarely swore but she had good cause to be angry. You see I had just confessed that I had been unfaithful to her.
I tended my cut forehead and took Rex out for his evening walk. I came home and then slept on the sofa. I heard my wife crying herself to sleep. Our unhappiness seemed to affect Rex. He looked really sad.
RELATE
Luckily the marriage didn't end straight away. He called upon with the help of Relate, who used to be called The Marriage Guidance Counsel.
In the first session the Relate counsellor asked us about the background "presenting problems". He then asked "Why did you decide to stay together?"
Eve said "It's because of our dog, Rex. He's like a child to us. But he's old and wouldn't be able to adjust to moving elsewhere. I couldn't look after Rex and he loves Paul. No one is going to house a sex fiend with an old dog. Rex needed Paul to have his walkies."
I was flabbergasted. My wife only allowed me to stay in the house as an unpaid dog-sitter.
The counsellor asked Eve "Is that all?"
Eve said "I suppose that deep down I didn't want our marriage to end. I suppose I wanted Paul, despite his adultery."
The counsellor said to me "Paul, do you hear that? Your wife is committed to the marriage? We can build on that bedrock. Now tell us all about your affair."
THE DOGGING SESSIONS
I had to go through all the whole sorry episodes that led to my adultery.
I had to tell the Relate counsellor how I had chanced upon a dogging site, while actually walking Rex. I explained that I wanted to look away but couldn't. The sight of people having sex was just too fascinating.
I felt ashamed that I was a voyeur. I couldn't even tell Eve that I had seen people having sex. This secrecy added to my sense of shame. I explained how this felt like I was in a pressure cooker. I wanted to confess but couldn't. I wanted to stop dogging but lacked the willpower.
I explained that I tried to walk Rex along the prom instead. That worked for about 2 weeks. But then curiosity got the better of me. I thought "just the once". I soon became a regular attender. I even went to the dogging site when the rain dashed down and no sane person would be wanting sex outdoors.
Anyway I got more adventurous. I started to join the men (and a woman) who watched and wanked themselves. I got hooked on watching and wanking. I played with my cock. I didn't actually manage to get fully erect or to orgasm.
Once a man and woman played tease. She played with his cock and we expected her to give him a blowjob at the very least. Even though it was a disappointment it was part of the thrill of dogging. Doggers never know what they will see, if anything.
If the men had big cocks so much the better.
I loved seeing one woman in particular. She had big jugs which swayed most erotically when she was having sex. But if she was taken from behind it was absolutely the pinnacle of eroticism. One of the men had a 10 incher, which made it like the Everest of dogging experiences.
When I saw her being done doggy by the man with the big dong I had a stiff erection and managed to have an orgasm.
I could only have full penetrative sex if I thought of Elsie. I preferred wanking than having sex with Eve. Marital sex became a chore. Eve is petite while Elsie has massive mammaries.
Next day in bed with Eve beside me I recalled the scene. I got a hard on. I wanked while Eve slept. That became a habit I couldn't break. My imagination was better than the reality. But I needed to watch people fuck. Then I could imagine it but my imagination made it a lot sexier.
I STRAY
I knew that I had become obsessed with dogging. One night Elsie and her husband invited me to their home. I knew that I should decline their invite. If it hadn't been with Elsie I probably would have declined. But this was the chance to actually fuck my dream woman. And also to see Elsie's husband fuck her.
I said "Yes" straight away but added "but I can't stay the night."
WHY I CONFESSED
Anyway, long story short, I did get to see Elsie's husband fuck her and then I mounted Elsie. It was even better fucking her than I hoped. It was the best sex I ever had. Then came the biggest shock of my life.
The husband said "We have recorded you fucking Elsie. If you don't pay us £2,000 we will show it to your wife and some other interested people, like your boss."
I felt sick. I had to play for time. I didn't want to involve the police because the blackmailers might send copies of the incriminating video to Eve and my boss. But I wasn't going to pay them £2,000 either. I knew enough about these matters to know that this would be for starters. I would become a cash cow for the rest of my life.
I decided that I had no alternative but to involve the police. The police appointed an office to handle the blackmail. She advised me that it might be better to come clean because that would be less damaging to my marriage and my career. It seemed sensible.
My police handler said that I might like to tell my boss that I was being blackmailed. If I told her first then it would be easier to tell my wife.
I told my boss that it wasn't anything financial. I asked her to contact my police handler if the blackmailers contacted her. She agreed. But she had a good idea that I had been caught having an adulterous affair. I felt tense as I told her. Then I felt a tremendous relief that I had a friend on my side.
Then came the hard part. I had to confess to Eve. I wrote the sequence of events down and I practised the speech that would accompany them. I had my speech off to a tee. But that confidence flew out of the window when I had to tell Eve.
As you know Eve reacted with the foul language, the throwing of the ornament and my expulsion from the marital bed. On a psychological level however the guilt meant that I had the dreaded ED or erectile dysfunction.