Attending the corporate party was a requirement. I spent it sipping liquor and talking to my superiors and co-workers. Faith's task as my wife was being charming, and she managed well: she was fun, pretty, playful, polite, and clever when necessary. She discussed Mendelssohn at one table, Balzac at the other, told an anecdote about Einstein's life that made some physicist burst out laughing. When the party had ended at midnight, we shook hands with the host and took a taxi.
In the car, I couldn't keep my hands off her. Defending herself, Faith squeezed me through my pants and said in my ear:
"I actually have a surprise for you."
"A surprise?" I said. Then I felt the familiar thrill. "Or The surprise?"
Her lips were half-open. I could feel her warm breath on my ear and smell sweet gum and wine. She arched her tongue and mouthed, "The."
"Oh God, but when did you manage to?"
Suddenly, I was tense with arousal.
"Stop it, the driver'll hear."
"When, pattycake?"
"Shut it or else."
I reached to kiss her, but she withdrew with a smile. Spent the ride smoothing out her black dress. My pretty adder. Who has she wriggled with?
When we were home, she took me to our bedroom, pushed me on the sheets, hiked up her dress and, losing the shoes, stepped on above me.
I caressed her legs, looking up. Faith slowly crouched, fell on her knees and started rubbing at my mouth. Smiling, she pulled the fabric aside and, at last, smothered me with her pussy.
"Pattycake, you are horny."
"Not as horny as you. Suck."
I sucked. Pussy smelt of perfume, sweat and sex. I opened her with my tongue and drank salty lube. Then musky blobs, one by one, fell into my mouth and washed down my throat. The taste spread through my mouth like medicine, killing the natural taste of my wife. Faith was looking at me from above.
"How did it taste?" she said.
"But when, pattycake?"
"How did it taste?"
"Pattycake, when?"
"When you were occupied with cards."
"Who was it?" When I wasn't talking, I was sucking.
"Well, which one of them does it taste like?"
"Pattycake, I don't suck off my co-workers."
Faith was smiling at me. Her dress kept falling on my face, and she kept tucking it up so we could see each other.
"Why not?"
"You're a bad girl," I said.
"No love for me?"
I put my hands on her bottom and pulled her towards me.
"I love you more than anything in the world," I said in her pussy.
Not answering, she stepped off me and sat on the bed. "Well. Get out, I need to dress myself."
"Who was it? Patty, please."
"I said get out. You smell like a horse."
When I was back from the shower, Faith was already in her home clothes. She winked, and I smiled. My wife was holding cotton underwear in one hand, her pink dildo and a bottle of lube in the other. Blowing me a kiss, she locked herself in the shower. When I thought how tomorrow one of my colleagues will be looking at me with the "I fucked your wife, buddy" eyes, I grabbed my dick and jerked off as if I was strangling a vermin. Faith in the shower was gasping and moaning.
"Yeah... fuck me harder!" I heard her say. The illusion was almost complete. "Yea-hmmm, like that... ah!"
I could barely hold it. It was easy imagining her with someone else right in there. Then running water drowned out her moans.
Fresh and clean, in pajamas so tame she seemed ten years younger than her twenty-nine, my wife climbed in bed and switched off the lights. We were silent. I could hear her breath.
"I love you, pattycake," I said after a few minutes, hugging her. "But I'm still horny. Sunshine, help!"
"Yeah," she said, "You know, he enjoyed it a lot. Pulled the wedding ring off my finger and fucked it into me."
My cock inflated.
"Dear God, Faith. Who was it?"
"What do you care?"
"Faith, tell me. I work with those people."
"He made me say you were a pathetic sad shit."
I put my hand on her leg. She brushed it off.
"And what did you tell him?"
"Said you were a pencildick. Guys like him love this."
I pulled her towards me.
"What else? What, he just put the ring in your pussy and fucked you?"
"Yes."
"How did it feel?"
"I didn't feel it."
I whispered in her ear, "Pattycake, did you come?"
"I did in the shower."
"Ah! So, he wasn't that good?"
"He smelled nice, held me steady and fucked me deep. I'm sleepy, Andrew."
"Show me the ring, patty."
She brushed my hair.
"Calm down."
"Patty, the ring."
"I said, calm down."
"Pretty please, patty."
She sat up in the bed, pulled the ring off her finger and shoved it in my face.
"Take it," she said. "Take it and let me sleep."
Then she squeezed it between my lips.
"Like the taste?"
"It tastes of soap."
"Well, good. Now put it back on."
She held out her finger. I held the ring with my lips and slid it on, feeling her nail tickle my tongue and throat. There was creme or perfume on it, bitter and a bit slimy. Looking me in the eyes, Faith pulled the finger out with the ring now on it.
"I feed you come, I stick things in your mouth, you are my little bitch."
"I love you, Faith."
She reached for my dick and jerked it slowly, looking up, lost in her thoughts. She was moving her hand slower and slower, until finally she fell asleep.
***
This January I had a day off. When Faith was back from work, I was playing online with some friends, sitting on our couch in front of the TV with a controller in my hands. Faith announced her return, I greeted her back. She walked past me, saying hi; I said hi. From the bedroom, she asked if I was busy, I said - game, can't you see?
For several minutes Faith minded her business - or so I thought. Then, half-changed into home wear, she walked to the couch and, standing behind me, smeared a handful of semen all over my face.
"Have a good time," she said, and walked to the kitchen.
I got killed in the game. My team was now losing.
"Faith!" I said.
Other players asked what I meant. I said, "Sorry, my wife. Gotta run, guys."
Someone said they should screen out the married. Others, no sweat buddy. I dropped the headphones and went to the kitchen.
Faith looked at my face and burst out laughing, then turned away. I gave her a hug from behind. Now she was acting like I wasn't there. I groped her.
"Baby."
She didn't respond.
"Sunshine. Pattycake."
She finally whistled with her nose and burst out laughing.
"You look like a porn star after a good day's work," she said.
"So do you."
She hit me with her elbow.
"No, I don't."
"You're cooking in pantyhose, Patty. You are adorable."
"And you're a gay prostitute."
I tried a kiss, but she turned away. The smell of salty semen was terrible. In truth, I wanted to see some of this on her face. The very thought made my heart race. But I couldn't manage to.
"Who was it, patty?"
"Ask something new!"
"You promised to tell."
"Ok. I'm not telling you, but I do allow you to get on your knees and try sniffing it out yourself."
I knelt. She pulled the pantyhose off her butt. I sniffed the underwear. Everything smelled like sperm to me at the moment. As I licked her panties, I smeared as much off my face on her butt as I could. Then I sat aside and marveled: her pretty bottom was stained in ejaculate. Over the shoulder, Faith looked down at me.
"Going to take them off, big boy?"
I pulled her panties off her. Faith helped by wriggling her butt. When they were down to her knees, I stuck my face in her crotch, and Faith thrust out her bottom, arched her back, and almost sat on my face like it was a bar stool.
"Anything up there?"
"Just a bit," I said, catching a breath. "So, who was it?"
"Some guy."
"You don't even know him?"
"Marine hooked us up."
I rolled my eyes.
"That bitch."
Suddenly, Faith grabbed her underwear and pulled it up together with the stockings.
"Pattycake," I said, trying to pull it back down.
"Get lost, Andrew."
"Pattycake, but she is a bitch."
Faith turned towards me, glared from above - and then kicked me in the balls. I saw lights; dear God, it hurt.
"Patty..."
But she stormed out of the kitchen. I heard her stripping herself, and then the sound of the shower.
Should have thought better than to insult her dear slut of a sister. But Marine was a freaking devil. I hated that woman with all of my essence. Faith loved her dearly, but Marine was a piece of shit in a miniskirt. Having gone through so many lovers herself an astronomer would lose track of the numbers, she "hooked up" Faith with someone - would you look at that. One thing when it's patty or I, another when it's the damn whore.
Faith walked back in, showered and already fully dressed. Looking at me, she said:
"How do I look?"
I stared at high heels, the stockings, the pretty blue dress. From this angle, I could already see the silk underwear. Her beautiful hair was done quickly, but tastefully into a short classy bun. She had some thrown-together, almost childish make-up - big dark eyes, pale pink lips. On her hand hung a very expensive designer bag she bought herself a couple of months ago. At this moment, she sort of resembled her sister.
"Beautiful," I said, groaning, because talking made the pain in my dick almost unbearable.
"Good," she said, and turned to walk away.