We're lucky to live in the neighborhood that we do, and we're not really interested in selling our house, but lately DJ has been bugging me about listing it just to see what kind of offers we would get. I doubt if it has anything to do with the fact that his old girlfriend is a realtor and just happens to be recently divorced.
Stacy is a cute little blonde that DJ went out with before we started dating, and I know he still has a thing for her. I can't say that I blame him. Not only is she smart, funny and good looking, she also is one of the more successful realtors in upper Iowa. We agreed to do a walk through with her, and set up an appointment.
Stacy came over and looked great in her short skirt and matching business jacket. I don't know if that's something she usually wears or if she was just being a flirt. Either way, DJ was drooling over her the minute she walked in the door. The two of them were playing their little game of sexual innuendo chatting, making almost every remark somehow have something to do with sex. From her pulling zucchini and cucumbers from the fridge, to DJ making a smart remark about our master bedroom being our love cave.
I just quietly went along with them, following behind as they mixed in small talk with a few comments about the house. We passed through the den, where I spend most of my time at the computer, both for business and pleasure, when my comedian of a husband blurted out that this was where I did all of my porn surfing. I couldn't believe that ass said it, even though it wasn't far from the truth, and Stacy just smiled at me like my secret was safe with her.
The short chubby blonde gave me a serious look, putting her hand on my shoulder, "I know all about your new lifestyle and penchant for chatting online. You should have come up with a better nickname than Nipsie, I thought people still called you that."
This isn't the first time someone busted me for my online activity, and she was right. Even though Nipsie was my nickname back in high school, several of my old friends still refer to me that way. I just flashed a guilty smile, shrugging my shoulders at my naughty little hobby.
She apparently was a frequent visitor herself, as she seemed to know all about my profile. "Are you really into lesbian sex? she asked, looking at both DJ and I for the answer. My husband chimed in that we were both doing a little experimenting, just trying to have a little fun.