My best friend Jason and I have been buds for years... probably ever since we've both been out of college... (About 8 years since college).
We're both happily married and are 'normal' with our lives... and do live near each other (same subdivision). Anyway as the story goes... I was over at Jason's house this particular Saturday with my wife watching his favorite team... the Bears (who were getting slaughtered!). The wives disappeared into the kitchen or somewhere as they typically do and all was well as I was having a great time... when no more than a half an hour later or so, boom - there pops his wife out of the kitchen buck naked! I mean instant stiffy for me and incredible shock all at the same time!
I mean you can tell from the picture (that my wife took of course, little minx) that she's quite something to look at! Now that she had my attention, she took in the admiration (it was obvious) for a few minutes, really basking in it. She then strolled over to the love seat across the room and sat down. She placed her legs together, arched her back and sat straight up with her chest out the rest of the game.