I guess the first time was more or less my fault. We'd been at a party, and we both had a few too many, but I insisted on driving anyway. Worse, I had taken a joint with me for later use—it had, after all, been years since I'd gotten stoned, and I realized that I missed it.
Jill wore one of those black halter top gowns made of a very light clingy material, and nothing underneath. She looks great these days—olive skin, auburn hair, flat tummy—and her dress hung like a curtain from her firm tits, dangling from her nipples and showing tantalizing glimpses of skin as she moved around. The knee-length dress showed off her long legs, and the color accentuated her auburn hair and dark eyes. A silver heart necklace with a single diamond drew attention straight to her cleavage.
She had me pretty fired up the entire night, and when I found out she was truly naked underneath, I grabbed the take-home joint and dragged her out to the car. On the way back to the hotel I stroked her thighs and teased her little boatman just enough to make her squirm. She was soaking wet, my hard on raged, and my balls were blue—I had to get her to our room before I exploded.
So I may have been a little tipsy from bourbon and Jill's scent when the car skidded on the ice in the parking lot and sideswiped the Vette. With more than a few shots of Maker's in me, and a joint in the car, I knew we couldn't let the owner call the cops. Hiding wouldn't work either, since he and his buddy saw the whole thing. I got out of the car.
"Man, I'm really sorry. Didn't realize the rain had frozen. I'll pay to fix the damage."
"It's OK," he said. "Nobody hurt. We'll just call the cops to get an accident report."
He was pretty young, maybe 27, and dressed well enough to make me think he had landed a good job out of college. He and his black friend were both buff model types; they brought to mind the young guys in the Cadillac commercial, who the older executive-types, upon seeing them get out of the new car, welcome them to the world of gentlemen. Gentleman or not, he hadn't aged enough to stop following Dad's advice about calling the cops after a fender bender for insurance purposes. I stuck out my hand to shake his.
"No need for that. My name is Ken. I can easily afford to have the damage fixed. Just take it in and send me the bill. Here's my card."
He shook my card and my hand, but he also shook his head. "Sorry, but I think we should call the police. This is my Dad's car, and..."
He looked at my card as he spoke, so I thought I might change his mind if I could get him to stop thinking about his father. "OK," I said. "But do we really want to hang out here in this freezing weather waiting for the cops? Let's just take a picture of the damage, and go from there. Trust me, I have the money to make it right."
I think he was about to give in when his buddy piped in. "Dude, what would you tell your Dad? He'll kill you if you bring his Vette back like this."
Now, I could have bought Dad a new Corvette on the spot. And it would be worth it to avoid a DUI and a pot bust. But I was beginning to wonder how I could convince this kid to trust me when Jill got out of the car.
"Everything OK, babe?" she asked.
"No worries," I told her. "Just a little scrape. I was just telling...what's your name?"
"Oh, sorry," he said, answering my question but looking—or should I say leering—at Jill. "I'm Paul. This is my partner Sam."
"Nice to meet you, Paul. Sam. This is my wife Jill." They both looked little Jill up and down, drinking her in. Her nipples stiffened in the cold and tented the thin material of her dress once again. She looked back and met Paul's eyes.
"Very nice to meet you both," Jill said. "Are you staying here at the hotel?"
It took Paul a moment to realize she had asked him a question, but he caught up. "Yes. We're right here in 106."
"Next door to us, then." Jill moved close enough Paul that he could hear her whisper, and said in a low voice, "Are we OK with just paying to fix your car? I would think we could find something better to do than get the police involved."
I have to admit this surprised me, but in retrospect I should have seen it coming. We met in college, and became fuck buddies, with what I would describe as a good friendship but no real romantic connection. Once she distracted a bouncer—who was about to wipe the floor of a bar with my drunk ass—by flashing her boobs, giving me time to exit with my teeth still in my mouth. I found out later that she gave him a blow job in the beer cooler while I got away. She always explored her sexuality, and used it to her (and my) advantage on occasion.
In school we both played the field, and she spent a good bit of time with a guy I played baseball with—real asshole, I thought, but I think she liked his bat. He was quite nicely hung, as I knew from our locker room time. She didn't seem to mind my somewhat more conventional equipment, though—she was as likely to show up at my door for some after hours fun as I was to knock on hers. One night I asked her why she fucked such a shithead, and she told me that baseball guy could press certain buttons a girl sometimes needs pushed, but his style was "one-dimensional." "It ain't the meat, it's the motion," she told me that night. "You have a much more expansive repertoire, if you know what I mean."
As far as I know Jill hasn't strayed since we married, several years later. If she has I don't think I really want to know as long as she stays with me. We are very happy together, and I had, after all, been willing to share her before. Besides, I've had a few flings during business trips over the years—always a simple matter of opening the door to opportunity when it knocked. I don't really have any general need or desire for variety—Jill and I fuck all the time and the sex is fantastic. She arouses easily, gets very wet, and comes in these cascading orgasms that leave her heart pounding and her breathing heavy. But I don't really see the sense in turning away a seductive woman if no one gets hurt. I suspect Jill feels the same way about men.